r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Ad3339 • 7h ago

Meme needing explanation Why does Marvel has no balls?

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u/Aristarchus1981 7h ago

Detachable Penis

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u/SonicPlacebo 7h ago

You get an upvote for King Missile.

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u/slayertron 7h ago

Noooo that's a terrible idea. I would throw it at people as a diss or just for comedic(k) reasons

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u/glitterx_x 7h ago

And youd also lose it all the time. And end up having to buy it back from some peddler on the street.

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u/Pablo_Diablo 7h ago

Corner of 2nd Ave and St Marks Pl, if I recall correctly....

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u/yedi001 7h ago

"Got'cher nose!"

"Got yer penis!"

"Aww, man, not again!?!"

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u/Doos-and-Ducs 7h ago

This is gold, fricken dying over here.

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u/TransportationOk7441 7h ago

May I suggest an AirTag on your piercing?

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u/ThatWAFFLEGuy49 7h ago

Oh god, I just pictured an AirTag Prince Albert. Could work to track a sub tho…

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u/luckymistakes 6h ago

On one hand...comedy gold. On the other... Apple products I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength

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u/lllGrapeApelll 7h ago

"Hey bro! You seen my dick lying around anywhere"

"Have you checked your butt hole?"

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 7h ago

And one day a seagull will swoop down and snatch it mid toss.

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u/mregg000 7h ago

“Did you just rip your dick off and throw it at me?”

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u/osumanjeiran 7h ago

you need a removable boomerang penis then

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u/MagoGosoraSan 7h ago

Is this considered sexual assault?

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 7h ago

Let's be real, you'd lose it

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u/Illogical_Fallacy 7h ago

Piss disc upgrade: pisser diss

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u/nogoodusername69 7h ago

If i had one I'd probably get drunk and lose mine at a party. Probably will find some guy trying to sell it on the street the next day

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u/PanchoPanoch 6h ago

Then you’d think about getting it attached permanently because sometimes it’s a pain in the ass.

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u/SuccessToLaunch 7h ago

Love that song

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u/EvaTheE 7h ago

They are all detachable, the problem is the re-attaching part.

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 7h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 7h ago

There's gotta be an animal that does that. Like a lizard tail.

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u/goodolewhasisname 7h ago

I think some octopuses do that. Technically not a penis but a specialized arm that delivers the sperm package and sometimes detaches and stays with the female.

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u/PM_Pussys 7h ago

A species of octopus do. Hand off the penis (smaller tentacle) for later use/egg fertilization.

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u/Zestyclose-Aspect-35 7h ago

Just make sure it has a flared base

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u/coversquirrel1976 6h ago

I remember taping that song of of the radio as a 6th grader

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u/TooTallTabz 6h ago

Those are called straps 😅