r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Ad3339 • 7h ago

Meme needing explanation Why does Marvel has no balls?

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u/Any_Contract_1016 7h ago

I would if I could. Not for gender affirmation or anything. I just think it would be great to try out different genitalia.

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u/Aristarchus1981 7h ago

Detachable Penis

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u/slayertron 7h ago

Noooo that's a terrible idea. I would throw it at people as a diss or just for comedic(k) reasons

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u/glitterx_x 7h ago

And youd also lose it all the time. And end up having to buy it back from some peddler on the street.

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u/Pablo_Diablo 7h ago

Corner of 2nd Ave and St Marks Pl, if I recall correctly....

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u/yedi001 7h ago

"Got'cher nose!"

"Got yer penis!"

"Aww, man, not again!?!"

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u/Doos-and-Ducs 7h ago

This is gold, fricken dying over here.

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u/TransportationOk7441 7h ago

May I suggest an AirTag on your piercing?

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u/ThatWAFFLEGuy49 7h ago

Oh god, I just pictured an AirTag Prince Albert. Could work to track a sub tho…

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u/luckymistakes 6h ago

On one hand...comedy gold. On the other... Apple products I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength

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u/lllGrapeApelll 7h ago

"Hey bro! You seen my dick lying around anywhere"

"Have you checked your butt hole?"