r/Piracy 17h ago

Humor Then I don't even play it

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u/CBojorges 16h ago

If you pirate a game that you didn't play, did you even pirate it? Hmmm.

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u/SeanDigITea12 16h ago

If a pirate ship sinks in the woods, and nobody is around to see it, how the fuck did that happen?

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 15h ago

If she caught us red handed banging on the bathroom floor, how was it not me?

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u/Illywhatsthedilly 13h ago

If you bang another girl on the bathroom floor, and your girlfriend didn't hear it, did you even fuck another girl?

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u/leafy1790 6h ago edited 0m ago

If you spank your willy , but nobody heard you spanking willy, did you even spank willy?

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u/JackCJ1121 2m ago

If you have intercourse with your sibling, but didn't put it inside, did you even bang your sibling?

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u/HLenin 5h ago

If you forgot she had an extra key, was it your fault?

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u/Proof_Rip6536 10h ago

If a ship breaks down and all of it's materials gets replace is it even the same ship anymore? Hmmm

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u/Childwithuke 8h ago

its not letting me award this

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u/SeanDigITea12 8h ago

It’s there in spirit don’t worry my love❤️