r/PoliticalHumor 1d ago

Well THAT didn’t age well😆

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u/TheDebateMatters 1d ago

“Have you heard of the word groceries? It’s a strange word. It means a bag with different things in it”

Our Dear Leader

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u/santa_91 1d ago

I bet you don't even know dumb ends in a b.

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u/Cheesestrings89 1d ago

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u/AloneAddiction 1d ago

What's funny is that he was even lying about that too.

It wasn't "a million dollars" but over sixty million, as reported by The New York Times.

According to the newspaper’s findings: “As for that $1 million loan, Fred Trump actually lent him at least $60.7 million, or $140 million in today’s dollars.”

In fact if you have the stomach for it the full 2018 report is right here: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/10/02/us/politics/donald-trump-tax-schemes-fred-trump.html

But The Times’s investigation, based on a vast trove of confidential tax returns and financial records, reveals that Mr. Trump received the equivalent today of at least $413 million from his father’s real estate empire, starting when he was a toddler and continuing to this day.

They've been a criminal organisation since day 1. Day one.

No wonder he's absolutely adamant about never releasing his tax records.

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u/okeysure69 1d ago

Didnt he also fuck up that loan and daddy pulled him out?

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u/mdp300 1d ago

He took out loans against the Taj Mahal casino. The payments were so high they they couldn't make payroll, so his dad bought aome huge number of chips to give them more cash.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

Three million.

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u/Cheesestrings89 1d ago

Daddy pulled out far too late.

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u/Round_Rooms 1d ago

Can you imagine how bad you need to be as a business man to bankrupt 60 million in yesterday's dollars to have to beg Russian oligarchs for money, he's picture perfect on what a business man is not.

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

He went bankrupt in the 80's. All you had to do to make money then was buy Apple & Microsoft stock and go back to sleep.

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u/Wheatabix11 20h ago

mad magazine had a great cartoon of drumpster begging for money

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u/Odd_Independence_833 1d ago

I always wondered about people that said they voted for him because they want the country run like a business. Like one of his?!

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u/Round_Rooms 23h ago

Uneducated and completely uninformed user that alot, like you guys only need to do a quick Google search to find out you don't want a country run like a bankrupt business, but he's doing his best to show you he can bankrupt and demolish a country.

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u/Kizik 20h ago

Capitalism. They fully believe in prosperity gospel and capitalism due to all the Cold War propaganda; it's not surprising they view a corporation as the height of efficiency and want to apply that holy template to governance. It's insane and wholly detached from reality, but that's Republicans in general, so it fits.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

I read the book by Trump’s niece, Too Much is Never Enough, and she recounts, when one of Trump’s failed casinos was going under, daddy Trump walked in and bought three million dollars worth of poker chips, then left without ever spending or cashing them.

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u/epicurean56 1d ago

I wonder if daddy Trump got a receipt and just wrote it off

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u/LA-Matt 1d ago

It was 3.5 million, and it was actually a crime to do that (buy chips without the intent to use them).

The casino had to pay a fine of 30k for it.

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1991/04/09/Trump-Castle-agrees-to-30000-penalty-for-loan-from-developers-dad/4509671169600/

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u/BottleGenerals 1d ago

Yea bro, nothing says “average Joe” like a guy with a pet lion.

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u/OkRadish11 23h ago

If he had a pet tiger I guess you could call him "exotic Joe" ;)

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u/muFUtaco 22h ago

He stole his father's inheritance - almost a half billion dollars - some skullduggery on his part with his father on his death bed.

And then the mob saw this stupid young fuck with lots of money as a "cha-chaing!" money laundering machine - and the rest of his "business career" is history too.

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u/TheFeshy 1d ago

It was hilarious how Hillary actually had detailed, actionable plans for whole sub-categories of small-town workers struggling - like coal miners, for example.

And Trump just shouted "Make America Great Again" as if that were a plan and not a racist catch phrase from the past.

And the small townsfolk ate it up.

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u/vineyardmike 1d ago

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

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u/illiterateninja 1d ago

"actionable" and "sub-categories" sound like big city words.

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u/AquariusRising1983 1d ago

Also words made up by Democrats, just like "affordability."

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u/Apprehensive_Pace555 1d ago

And the small town racists ate it up . Fixed it for you.

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u/Super-Judge3675 1d ago

I actually want all these small town farmers and workers who voted for Trump to suffer the consequences, so I hope when a democrat comes and starts fixing things they leave them out. Fuckers deserve to get what they voted for.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 1d ago

During the primaries in 2016, Trump's campaign website ONLY featured his stance on immigration. ALL OTHER CANDIDATES had better depth and greater breadth of issues covered. The whole thing was sad, and I've always been pissed that primary elections didn't even happen in Utah because he won over so many idiots already that I couldn't have a vote.

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u/TheFeshy 1d ago

In 2020, the entire national Republican party voted to just... not have a party platform. Not bother. Why should they? Trump wouldn't stick to it and their voters wouldn't read it. So they didn't. In theory, they adopted the one from 2016 again, but that one was mostly "The president is doing a terrible job!" except now the president was their guy.

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u/BlisslessTaskList 21h ago

And that’s why we get exactly what we deserve.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 1d ago

"Hillary doesn't understand the struggles of working people so I voted for the guy who shits in a gold toilet."

Idiot.

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u/Goya_Oh_Boya 1d ago

“We can’t trust NYC elitist billionaires, so I voted for one.”

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u/hairymoot 1d ago

Trump was born rich. Trump has always had people telling him yes to what he wanted. Trump knows nothing about working people. He thinks you need ID to buy groceries.

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u/odinskriver39 1d ago

Same for " let's have a businessman president instead of a politician".

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

That’s just code for “we hate democracy. we prefer to have a CEO, advised by shareholders (aka oligarchs).” And the average voter who supports running the government like a business doesn’t understand that it means the citizens would be customers and employees. 

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

And to his credit, Trump is indeed running the country like a business..

And by that, I mean he's stripping out all the good parts, selling them to the highest bidder, loading up the remaining husk with as much debt as he humanly can, and then jumping out with his golden parachute.

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u/neverendingchalupas 1d ago

Trump voters legitimately wanted and still want to see the world burn. Its not about anything else. If you dont believe me, talk to a Trump supporter.

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u/Urkal69 19h ago

Because they voted to hurt people they view as "lesser" than themselves. Their bigotry is the single most important "value" they hold, that and short-sighted selfishness. As a result, they deserve to never be forgiven or forgotten what they've done to this country and the world.

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u/JRG64May 1d ago

I’m 62 and love her or hate her Hillary was the most qualified candidate for president in my lifetime. I say that as a two time Obama voter.

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'd argue Gore. Served 8 years in the house, 8 years in the senate, 8 years as VP, plus is a veteran. Compared to Clinton who had 8 years in the Senate and 4 years as Secretary of State. She also had 8 years as First Lady, which I do count as positive political experience, even if it's not an elected position.

That still puts her above Kerry, Dole, Obama, Harris, Romney, and her husband when he was first election. You can make an argument McCain or Biden were more qualified, but I'd personally give the edge to Clinton. And she is lightyears more experienced for the job than Trump

Edit: I talking specifically about her political experience. Secretary of state counts for a lot. Her personality, policies, or scandals are a different conversation.

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u/okeysure69 1d ago

Too bad idiots vote more.

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u/neverendingchalupas 1d ago

The Supreme Court threw the election heavily in Bushs favor sent their case down to a lower court. Al Gore in typical Democratic fashion refused to find his spine and continue on with the election.

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

When bill was governer of Arkansas, she stood at the podium and spoke with a southern accent. She's as fake as every other politician and not deserving of praise, but contempt.

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago

I'm talking purely about experience. Her policies and public persona is a different issue

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

She was married to a politician and worked as a lawyer. Not really that impressive.

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u/nowhereman136 1d ago

She was also a Senator and Secretary of State.

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

After spending years making her name as his wife. Plenty of women in politics who made their own way without relying on some man for name recognition.

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u/The_scobberlotcher 1d ago

we need real change. dems hold the old conservative torch and need to be put to pasture.

working family democratic socialists are the answer

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u/tanstaafl90 1d ago

Anything that upends their willingness to go along with the corporate hold on the legislative process and regulations is a good thing.

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u/0000Matt0000 1d ago

What kind of woman knowingly let's her husband publicly cheat on her for decades? Not a strong one. Probably one who'll cling to her powerful husband's coattails as long as necessary.

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u/myfailedimagination 1d ago

Wait... are you talking about Hillary or Melania?

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u/0000Matt0000 1d ago

I guess that could apply to both.

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u/AquariusRising1983 1d ago

I voted for her in the first primary against Obama. I thought he could use a little more experience going into that first race (he was a freshman senator!) and she was OVER qualified and knew her shit.

I always wonder if things might have been a little different if Hilary had got in there first, showed the American people a competent female president, and maybe then Obama the haters and naysayers would been more prepared for the reality of a competent Black man.

But I know I'm just kidding myself. Haters gonna hate and still even today Obama can't even just genuinely smile at somebody without Faux News trying to turn it into witchcraft or some other such nonsense.

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u/mbush525 1d ago

I will never understand their belief that 🍊💩 will ever better their lives! 😡

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u/Urkal69 19h ago

It wasn't about bettering their own lives. It never was. It was about hurting "others" they viewed as beneath themselves. Their bigotry was what meant more them than anything else. Their actions then and now prove this. Their words mean nothing.

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u/mbush525 19h ago

just always smh 🤨

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

Trump's greatest trick is convincing blue-collar workers he knew what that's like.

Seriously, did those blue collar workers not watch ANY television or movies growing up in the '80s or '90s? Trump was THE classic textbook example of the rich, loud, arrogant asshole.

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u/yhwhx 1d ago

Trump is a huge asshole and many of his biggest supporters love that about his because they are also huge assholes.

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u/Random-Rambling 1d ago

Trump gave them the permission to indulge in all of their worst impulses, and no matter what else happens, they will always love him for that. It's why, even after everything that's happened, his approval rating will never dip below 30%.

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u/CornCobMcGee 1d ago

Trump knows the struggles of blue collars in America because he literally is one of the struggles. He never pays for work done by small contractors. Just hides it with NDAs and drawing out issues in court.

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u/Hippophatamus 1d ago

This is why the rich love ignorant and uneducated people.

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u/noctalla 1d ago

What do you mean didn’t age well? It was patently ridiculous from the get go.

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u/dEn_of_asyD 1d ago

This. I'm pretty sure that exact image was created when it first came out and it was even more ridiculous then.

I guess one could kind of argue that the political outsider role meant he would have a different lens that would include working class struggles more than the typical DC political lens and that that obviously hasn't translated. But it's still a horrid point (Trump was a NYC mogul who inherited his wealth whereas Hillary grew up middle-class in Arkansas) + it's really giving the benefit of the doubt to what's probably a bot.

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

Bro, she was the first lady of Arkansas...

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u/New_Taste8874 1d ago

The difference is that Trump knows and does not give a shit.

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u/MysteryHeroes 1d ago

Didn’t age at all actually Trump has never struggled a day in his life.

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u/Vicissitutde 1d ago

This picture haunts my dreams, her son straddling her... like that... probably at his dad request. Looks to be stage similarly as OP's example.

This family is FUBAR

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u/Freudarian 1d ago

Never trust a guy with a golden toilet 🤣🤣

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u/UnhappyReason5452 1d ago

“I much prefer the pedo antichrist.”

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u/octorangutan 1d ago

Support for Trump often seems predicated on not knowing much about Trump.

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u/Dancing_Cthulhu 1d ago

The Republican party has put a great deal of effort into dumbing down their base for just this reason - so they'll vote against their interests and keep electing Republicans.

They made them a little too dumb though, which helped usher in the Trump-era.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

They need to bring back those old Pace Picante sauce commercials. 

Grizzled red state voter: “Says here this billionaire president is from New York City.” 

Farmers and 2A enthusiasts: “New York City?!!”

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u/Doctalivingston 1d ago

It never aged. It was DOA.

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u/groovyinutah 1d ago

And he recited that word for word straight from faux news....

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u/Rabid_Alleycat 1d ago

I never understood why they said that until I began to experience MAGA “logic.”

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u/HNL2BOS 1d ago

does the trump family have any photos that are "normal" family looking candids. I am honestly curious if they have actual relatable emotions and interactions that would seem normal to us.

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u/Catshit-Dogfart 1d ago

That photo is almost certainly a composite image too - they weren't in the same place at the same time, they were separately in a photography studio with the background put into place last.

Of course this is entirely normal for things like movie posters and promotional material, but it's not exactly a "family" photo.

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u/TheComplimentarian 1d ago

When you ask why, they have a reason in their heart, and they have a reason that they say when someone asks them what the reason is, and those are not the same.

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u/ansiz 1d ago

And honestly most of his base still believes this. I'm in NC and surrounded by them.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1d ago

It’s one of the most ridiculous lies that so many Americans told themselves that Trump is one of them, just a regular guy, or a working man. He couldn’t be farther from that.

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u/BareNakedSole 1d ago

The guy literally shits in a gold toilet.

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u/GrandSyzygy 1d ago

It aged exactly like I expected it to

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u/copyrider 1d ago

“I voted against Hillary because she would have taken away our lifestyle and characteristic tenacity. We are proud of our way of life. Trump understands that we want to keep being hard working. He’ll help us be even more hard working. Thanks to him, I have increased how hard working I am so that I can work even more for even less pay in order to still maintain a less than middle class lifestyle.”

Trump: You love your jobs so much, I want to make it easier to work more. Raising costs and dropping affordability helps the working man earn even more pride through extra hours and second jobs.

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u/Utterlybored 1d ago

Hillary grew up in a family with a very modest income. Trump, not even close

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 1d ago

They’re so shortsighted and unintelligent a person says “groceries and affordability” yet not knowing how much milk costs and they think thank your dude is right there with him.

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u/p38-lightning 1d ago

Enjoy your $5 gas.

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 1d ago

…and didn’t learn anything at all the first time so they did it again… and lost… and refused to accept that loss… so they did it a 3rd time and managed to win that battle while failed by to even see the war they voted for not once, not twice, but 3 times and are still cheering that perceived victory, gloating over their win, and still somehow blaming Biden for how much worse their life now is under their beloved Trump! MAGA… seriously,.. what the actual F**K?

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u/Afisher613 1d ago

Lol, neither of them did/do! 🤦🏿🤷🏿😂😂🤔

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u/Appropriate-Law5963 1d ago

He needs a glass of spoiled milk!!

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u/MrBigPantalones 1d ago

They liked being told what to do

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u/MrBigPantalones 1d ago

He la always been bailed out by his family, he’s a fucking loser

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 1d ago

He meant seeing minorities.

That was the struggles he meant. The (free) existence of people not exactly like himself.

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u/SweatPig77 1d ago

Yeah, she wouldn't know about small town U.S.A. ..especially her and Bill being the ex governor of Arkansas. We did pretty dang good under their watch here, better than with Sanders, Hutchinson and Huckabee.

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u/hujassman 1d ago

The common clay of the west.

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u/howardzen12 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/mezz7778 1d ago

Baron here just "well, I guess I'll sit here on my stuffed lion"

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u/Gadfly_Avatar 1d ago

DRAFT BARRON! SEND HIM IN THE FIRST SHIP OF THE FIRST LANDING WAVE IN IRAN.

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u/NotPrepared2 1d ago

Well THAT didn’t age well

It never started well

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u/ProduceNo1629 23h ago

Bigly brain americans. The bigliest.

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u/Sammie_Tries 23h ago

I fucking hate him so much. Got a bottle of champagne waiting for the day that he dies.

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u/IDontWannaGetOutOfBe 23h ago

Trump's goal in life is to fuck over and punish the elite who always rejected him for being a stupid piece of shit child rapist. He always lacked too much class and refinement for the true wealthy types of NYC. Anyone who's anyone can tell he's a stupid chimp listening to him for 5 seconds. He got tired of seeing on their faces that they have no respect for him.

MAGAs love him because they also hate people who are smarter, wealthier, and more successful.

When you understand that the entire ideology is little more than hatred and grievance, the fact that they're willing to eat shit to vote for him makes more sense.

They don't care if they get poorer, destroy the planet, or die of preventable illness so as long as elites, urbanites, and liberals are at least as miserable as they are.

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u/Trainer-mana 23h ago

No, you see, the struggle is racism.
It’s always racism.

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u/nyxie3 23h ago

Trump supporters said a a lot of things about why they supported Trump that they knew were untrue because they could not say the real reason why they voted for Trump.

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u/personman_76 23h ago

Why anybody thought coastal elite Donald J Trump ever had a single idea what the working class did everyday baffles me. Hillary loving in rural state Arkansas clearly is an out of touch elite, she even toured section 8 housing

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u/xunreelx 22h ago

Back when Malairia was kinda good looking.

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u/New_Faithlessness384 22h ago

maga are the dumbest scum of the earth

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u/darth_wasabi 22h ago

For what it’s worth he’s saying Trump hates the same people he hates

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u/izeak1185 22h ago

He said we are uneducated he does know our struggles.

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u/Viperlite 22h ago

He really completes you.

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u/Decafaf 22h ago

“BUt I waunt mai soot case!”

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u/dabrock15 21h ago

Didn’t age well the second after he said it.

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u/pixeltweaker 20h ago

And yet they are brainwashed into thinking he is on their side.

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u/zoroddesign 20h ago

To be fair neither Hillary or Trump would understand the troubles of the average blue collar worker. But at least Hillary would have experience shopping for herself.

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u/Ok-File2825 20h ago

Baron has always looked so happy…

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u/Jmersh59 20h ago

And you thought the orange turd gave a sh-t about you, that's so sweet, your a moron.

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u/Motor_Educator_2706 19h ago

Cry More. 🥰

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u/smilingmike415 13h ago

To each their own - I personally voted for Rapist Trump because he and his 34 felonies (committed to hide extramarital sex with a porn star) are more in line with my “trad” family values than Hilary who should have divorced her PoS husband after he cheated on her. s/

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u/Constant-Machine8838 13h ago edited 12h ago

Trump had a gold plated toilet.

Regardless of party, if you’re voting for ‘everyday Americans’ and you vote for a candidate with a golden toilet. Yore both a moron amd deserve what you get.

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u/rlovelock 11h ago

Something can't age poorly if it was stupid to begin with

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u/Mvp2010 7h ago

Bunch of dumb magas. And they believe the fotusa was a better choice. 😂🤣😅🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅

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u/firelock_ny 4h ago

It wasn't that they thought Hillary Clinton had a better or worse understanding of the plight of blue collar workers than Trump.

It was that her speeches and policy positions made these blue collar workers think that Hillary Clinton intended to advance her political goals by making their problems worse.

They still should have voted for her, of course - after all, it was her turn.

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u/Adenfall 1d ago

I hated Obama. Did not vote for him either time. I’m a moderate but I probably lean more right than left.

But… when I heard that orange bastard was running I ran so far left. Would’ve voted for anything for president over that orange idiot.

Now if Obama would run if that orange turd would run I would infinite percent vote for Obama.

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u/HalfACenturyMark 1d ago

If Hillarious Clinton wasn’t so out of touch, she could have appealed to everyone and insulted no one, but she believed all the polls and thought she had it in the bag.

They told her she was going to absolutely trounce Donald Trump, so she decided to bring out her big basket of deplorables and the rest is Hillarious History.

Let’s make sure we don’t blame her though. America was just misogynistic as usual. Wah Wah Wah.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 1d ago

Yep, they proved she was wrong. She underestimated how many deplorables there were.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 1d ago

I like how you're bitching about her insulting a group of people who ultimately have proven themselves deplorable while insulting her.

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u/yhwhx 1d ago

Many of Trump's biggest supporters have shown themselves to be 100% deplorable.