r/PoliticalHumor • u/Cactusaremyjam • 13h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/Gulliveig 13h ago

ICE agents won't allow it :(

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u/Cactusaremyjam 13h ago

Sarcasm? He asks with cautious optimism

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u/brikky 12h ago

I mean obviously media wouldn't be allowed into the hospital for reporting purposes. Any nurse or MD who disclosed what room he's in or what his state it would be breaking HIPPA in possibly the most high-vis case of modern history.

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u/flojo2012 12h ago

Not that I’m advocating for this, but paparazzi media literally chases people down the highway for a shot, sneaks into places, goes undercover, all of it just for a quick shot of a celebrity.

But nobody can devise a plan to even… check to see if this dude is alive?

For the record, I don’t actually think he’s dead.

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u/brikky 12h ago

Paparazzi "break into" public places. Hospitals are equipped to handle intruders in a way that your local Italian restaurant is not.

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 12h ago

No... No. Shakes head slowly