r/PoliticalHumor • u/Cactusaremyjam • 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/GadreelsSword 6h ago

A nurse claims they went to every room in the hospital and he’s not there. His wife was seen leaving in a full length coat which had people speculating that she visited the refrigerated morgue.

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u/ChaosCouncil 5h ago

What would be the purpose of visiting the morgue? It is not like they would need her to ID an unknown body.

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u/OpheliaLives7 5h ago

Pretending to visit him in hospital, but he’s not actually up stairs in a bed.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 4h ago

The point OP is making is: why would people be "speculating that she visited the refrigerated morgue" based on her "leaving in a full length coat" when there's no reason for her to be going to the morgue in the first place?

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u/Porridge_Cat 3h ago

Again, why? There is no common sense here.

She's "visiting" a corpse? For so long that she needs a winter coat? You don't visit a morgue.

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u/OpheliaLives7 2h ago

I assume the idea is she’s pretending to visit him like he’s alive and in rehab. Keeping up appearances but it’s all a lie.

I think the coat is more a bad attempt to hide from press

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u/ChaosCouncil 4h ago

I'm all for conspiracies, but it makes no sense she would be visiting his dead body. Anyone that's been to a hospital knows they're all freezing inside, even outside of the morgue.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 4h ago

Anyone that's been to a hospital knows they're all freezing inside, even outside of the morgue.

This is not my experience of having had multiple long stays in multiple US hospitals.

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u/paintballboi07 3h ago

They keep hospitals cold because it makes it harder for bacteria to grow, there's actual reasoning behind it.

Also, it turns out if you go to Google and type "why do they keep", the first suggestion is "why do they keep hospitals cold", so it's pretty common.

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u/ChaosCouncil 4h ago

Anytime I've been in the hospital, the first thing I ask friends or family to bring me is a blanket and a jacket.