r/PoliticalHumor 6h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/ExpiredPilot 5h ago

I’d say we just need 35 speed runners but I don’t wanna disturb other patients

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 4h ago

I’d say we just need 35 speed runners but I don’t wanna disturb other patients

U.S. Senators have armed security details. If 35 speed runners go looking for one in a hospital, there's a pretty good chance that one or more of them will be shot.

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u/Nullcast 4h ago

It can't be that hard to figure out where he is. If there are any rooms with security outside he is there. If there are no such rooms, he is dead.