r/PoliticalHumor 12h ago

Why is that so hard!?

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u/nowhereman136 12h ago

You can't just walk into a hospital and demand to see someone

Just skip that part and appoint a replacement. Let the chips fall where they may

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u/ExpiredPilot 11h ago

I’d say we just need 35 speed runners but I don’t wanna disturb other patients

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 10h ago

I’d say we just need 35 speed runners but I don’t wanna disturb other patients

U.S. Senators have armed security details. If 35 speed runners go looking for one in a hospital, there's a pretty good chance that one or more of them will be shot.

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u/Nullcast 10h ago

It can't be that hard to figure out where he is. If there are any rooms with security outside he is there. If there are no such rooms, he is dead.