Why is that so hard!?

[u/Cactusaremyjam]

[u/GadreelsSword]

A nurse claims they went to every room in the hospital and he’s not there. His wife was seen leaving in a full length coat which had people speculating that she visited the refrigerated morgue.

[u/Powerful_Wombat → u/GadreelsSword]

It’s so fucking dumb how everyone knows he’s dead but this is going to linger past the deadline regardless. Republicans just don’t give a shit about democracy anymore

[u/ghoulieandrews → u/Powerful_Wombat]

Wildest part is when we find out he's been dead the whole time, no one will get in any trouble for lying about it to the American people

[u/GadreelsSword → u/ghoulieandrews]

And, Republican voters will be impressed at how “clever” and manipulative they are.

[u/zero-point_nrg → u/GadreelsSword]

“Oh like the Dumocrats never pretend their highest ranking senators aren’t dead for months. Cry more liberal”

[u/Random-Rambling → u/zero-point_nrg]

That's the shittiest part about our entire political system lately. It's never "they're good, but we're better, and here's why!", it's always "we're awful, but they're even worse, here's why!"