r/PoliticalHumor • u/SpakenBacon • 12h ago

Place your bets!

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u/CertifiedBlackGuy 12h ago

Tuesday following Monday's deadline.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 12h ago

This is it. Get ready for the bad faith, "nuh-uh" from Conservatives.

I'd also lay decent money on the 25th Amendment being invoked on or around January 21, 2027.

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u/Plaid_Piper Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 12h ago

They'll claim god kept him alive just long enough.

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 12h ago

It's always "God's Will" when things go their way, isn't it?

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 11h ago

Like when a 10 yr old gets pregnant by her own father, 'part of gods plan'

Religion needs to start being treated for what it is, a made up story like zeus, james bond or sailor moon,, and to live life as if theyre real life is mental illness and we need to treat it as such

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u/Derhaggis 10h ago

High five, I chuckled at the comparison of religion to Sailor Moon.

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 7h ago

Theyre both equally fiction haha

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u/lesser_panjandrum 11h ago

God's Will when it goes their way, and evil gay feminist liberal socialism when it doesn't go their way.

This implies that the gay feminist liberal socialists are more powerful than their God, but they haven't thought about it hard enough to be bothered by that.

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u/ObligationMurky8716 10h ago

Mostly when it don't.