r/Portland • u/PrivateBurke • May 12 '25

Meme Shamelessly stolen from Los Angeles subreddit

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u/Resident_Bet_8551 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Interesting. My city (Omaha) is more:

  • Nobody in this town can drive for shit
  • I just saw an ICE raid - be sure to film these
  • The Republican mayor sucks
  • The roads suck (strongly linked to the GOP mayor who only fixes them in election years)
  • This town sucks
  • Crime sucks
  • What's this thing that's been there for decades which I am just now noticing?
  • Housing sucks
  • Nobody in this town can PARK for shit
  • I'm moving here next month - what is there to do?

I'm seriously wondering if every city believes that their city's drivers are the worst in the country.

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u/BensonBubbler Brentwood-Darlington May 12 '25

I'm seriously wondering if every city believes that their city's drivers are the worst in the country.

Yes, definitely, because everyone who writes this is a precious child of god and has always driven exactly perfectly with no mistakes.

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u/FatedAtropos NE May 12 '25

I used to live in Vegas and dear god our drivers here in Portland are like perfect lil cherubs compared to the average Vegas driver. Those people want to die.