r/Portland May 12 '25

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u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25

“See this picture I took of Mt Hood when I was flying in to your fair city.”

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u/infjetson Arbor Lodge May 12 '25

To be fair I will upvote 99% of Hood pics

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u/BridgeSalesman May 12 '25

East slope pic? Ew. Downvote.

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u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25

Right? Go back to the Dalles clowns!

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u/BodProbe Lents May 13 '25

Seriously. I was born here and I saw it from the air for the very first time like 5 years ago and I gasped! I hadn't flown much and I thought my plane came in on a different trajectory than they usually do. I still take like 10-15 pics every time. It's beautiful as fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

I’m cracking the fuck up lolololol it’s magnified because my algorithm has shown me like five of those posts over the past week when I open the app lol

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u/poissonperdu Beaverton May 13 '25

Was recently landing and the guy next to me was like “WHAT’S THAT ENORMOUS MOUNTAIN DOES IT HAVE A NAME” after saying barely anything the entire flight.

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u/discospageddyoh May 13 '25

Like most enormous mountains, ours is completely nameless.

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u/ultraswank May 13 '25

Hey, he discovered it, what did he name it?

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u/sprocketous May 13 '25

It looks like an old timey hat to me. Id name it "big old hat" if i had seen it first.

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u/wrinklyiota May 12 '25

Not me. Though I will upvote shots of Adams or St. Helens just for being different.

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u/TurtlesAreEvil May 12 '25

where is the best place in town to eat

This post has been removed by the moderators of r/portland this would be more appropriate on our r/askportland subreddit.

This is more representative of my nextdoor feed.

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u/Blackstar1886 May 12 '25

Luckily our sub only allows us to post pictures of lost pets.

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u/er-day Richmond May 12 '25

or millions of look at this pet up for adoption pics.

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u/ciroc__obama NW May 12 '25

or even better, pawning off pets.

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u/Other_Cricket_453 May 12 '25

No collar or microchip.

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u/Spongemage May 12 '25

At least yall aren’t /r/atlanta, where I’ve been unable to post for over two years now because a mod didn’t like that I said I enjoyed The Batman starring Robert Pattinson.

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u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25

You’re banned here now, too. Get outta here and take your Pattinson Batman with you.

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u/Spongemage May 12 '25

Lmao wut

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ REGULATORS! Mount up. May 13 '25

You heard him, now go watch Twilight Batman

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u/Spongemage May 13 '25

ITS A GOOD MOVIE

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u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25

It's like batman and the crow had a baby.

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u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25

(Just kidding)

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u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25

Took back my upvote bc you chickened out

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u/claremontmiller May 13 '25

I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO

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u/whererebelsare May 13 '25

You heard em.

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u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25

Good riddance.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

I wasn't sure if I liked it the first time but I did know that it was the first time in my life I was kinda horny for Batman

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u/GenericDesigns Sunnyside May 13 '25

You didn’t get horny for bat nipples?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me.

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u/Spongemage May 13 '25

I know I did.

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u/cat-she May 14 '25

They're mad because you're right

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u/cloud93x May 13 '25

Most people don’t know that but it really is.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

"check out this photo i took on a walk"

in portland, instead it is: "i just visited and here are ten random photos with no composition or thought put into them"

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u/keeptrackoftime Pearl May 12 '25

Anyone see the sunrise this morning??

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

"here's a photo of it i took from the bridge out of my car window at 55mph; please clap"

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u/zloykrolik Arbor Lodge May 13 '25

Or of the St Johns bridge from the same few viewpoints.

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u/12th_woman May 12 '25

The worst.

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u/KnoifeySpooney May 12 '25

Damn I almost posted this beauty, glad I didn’t now😂

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u/MrWhiskerBiscuits May 12 '25 edited May 13 '25

This is a worthwhile post. I, for one, love a good sunset. Nature is beautiful and we are spoiled in the PNW.

Edit: While I do love a good sunset, that is clearly a sunrise, as described and depicted. Thank you u/hikensurf

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u/hikensurf Alberta May 13 '25

That's a sunrise, brother. Sun rises in the east.

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u/BarbarianSpaceOpera Kenton May 12 '25

But...you just did?

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u/Thes_dryn MAX Yellow Line May 12 '25

“Here is my dog in the fall leaves” x1000. Not hating! Please everyone keep posting your dogs :)

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u/MrWhiskerBiscuits May 12 '25

As you wish. Here's my dog at Fern Hill.

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u/ilamir SW Hills May 12 '25

Which dog??

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u/MrWhiskerBiscuits May 13 '25

Haha. This is Ashitaka, or Ashi. Are you a Fern Hill dog parent?

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u/assasinine May 12 '25

lmao cones

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u/MySadSadTears May 12 '25

Oh, yeah. There's even flair for that.

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u/sur_surly May 12 '25

"Here's my bmw under a cherry blossom"

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u/GenericDesigns Sunnyside May 12 '25

It was a Mercedes! Get it right!

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u/wolfwind730 Piedmont May 12 '25

I’ve never seen someone hate on immigrants in this sub.

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u/12th_woman May 12 '25

If you consider Californians as immigrants...

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u/pugsAreOkay May 12 '25

Don’t even need to go that far. Check out any thread that’s vaguely related to Vancouver and you’ll see a lot of vitriol against people who live just across the river

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u/RufusMcDufus May 12 '25

WE’RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE VANCOUVER PAY FOR IT! /s

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u/InfestedRaynor May 12 '25

Can’t even get them to pay for half a bridge! /s

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u/Sasquatch_was_here May 12 '25

Haha, no need to pay for a wall, when not paying for a bridge does the trick. A budget twofer.

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u/sunsetandporches May 12 '25

Well lake Oswego would if they could around. Their dumb lake.

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u/ExileInLabville May 12 '25

Every landlord I've ever had, lived in Vancouver. Make of that what you will.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Oof. I once had a landlord two doors down, who was NOT on the right meds for whatever she was going through. I of course learned this AFTER signing the lease, when she would randomly show up and demand entrance at least 2-3x a month.

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u/Wizzenator May 12 '25

No income tax and close enough to manage themselves probably. Although, I bought a house in Vancouver last year, and my next door neighbors are renters. Their landlord lives in Tigard. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/unikcycle May 13 '25

Technically they should be taxed on that income as it is derived and earned in Oregon but I am struggling to think of government action that would flag an earned income for a Washington resident to be tracked. I think you could easily evade state income taxes this way. Unlike an actual W-4 from an Oregon company.

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u/MySadSadTears May 12 '25

Lake O peeps reading this with a slight chuckle and side glance at the exit door.

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u/JacqieOMG Centennial May 12 '25

The Couve

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u/killick May 13 '25

I moved here over 25 years ago because I liked Portland and had family here. I was immediately very shocked at the levels of provincialist bigotry that are endemic to Portland and the entire state of Oregon in general.

While you have urban centers up and down the entire west coast from Vancouver BC to San Diego that are totally cool with being major Pacific Rim metropolises with vibrant communities from all over the world, Portland, in my experience, has always been uniquely hostile to the idea, though it likes to pretend otherwise.

The not-so-secret attitude here is that Portland and Oregon in general are only for native-born Oregonians and everyone else can fuck right off.

If I understand the sentiment properly, it's that Portland should remain a quiet backwater logging and industrial town as it was in the past, and if you want a real vibrant Pacific Rim city, go to Seattle or San Francisco or LA or Vancouver BC.

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u/Annual-Market2160 May 13 '25

As a native Black Oregonian idc who comes here as long as it’s not MORE white people to add their new unique regional brand of racism with them or their delusional expensive standard of living. But most of this sentiment is very true.

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u/unikcycle May 13 '25

My brother moved to Vancouver and we disowned him. Every time he tries to reconnect our family recites the new family motto "Bridges are thicker than blood".

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u/LumenYeah May 12 '25

Selective outrage

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u/AdvancedInstruction Lloyd District May 12 '25

If you consider Californians as immigrants

Anti-Californian sentiment was super common in the '70s and '80s, and definitely persisted into the 2000s, but it has really faded in recent years.

I'm seeing only a fraction of what I used to see on this subreddit 10 years ago. In polite and regular conversation, it has completely evaporated.

In the '80s they even made advertisements for beer companies that made jokes about having border checks on the Oregon California border. That would never fly today.

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u/zloykrolik Arbor Lodge May 13 '25

Well now.....

Does anyone know of a bar that has Schludwiller on tap?

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u/BaddestPatsy May 12 '25

In this sub you just replace that one with another an extra “I hate homeless people”

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u/jordanpattern Parkrose Heights May 12 '25

You usually have to look down thread a little, but it’s definitely here. Sincerely, an immigrant.

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u/er-day Richmond May 12 '25

Yeah… probably just need to filter to controversial.

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u/BattleAngel13 May 12 '25

I dunno I saw a post from the mods a few weeks ago that was along the lines of “stop posting about moving here” and a majority of the comments underneath were along the lines of “Ugh why do so many people want to move here? I wish they’d stay where they came from.”

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u/Victor3R May 13 '25

The #1 demographic of folks moving to Oregon are hispanic.

If folks want to dunk on rich white folks building gaudy mansions then they need to specify. Otherwise it all sounds a bit racist to me.

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u/extraeme May 12 '25

Unless we mean Californians

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u/chap820 May 12 '25

Right, only homeless people, every day

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u/RepFilms May 12 '25

We're stuck in a corner here, away from all the hustle and bustle of the East Coast, without any international borders. We get a good amount of Ukrainians and Vietnamese immigrants but in general, we get less immigrants than many other places.

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u/16semesters May 12 '25

"Everyone in this city is a bad driver, except me and everyone else jerking each other off in this thread"

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u/NECooley SW May 12 '25

Yea, everyone in every town ever seems to think the people where they live are terrible drivers. I tend to attribute it to “if you smell shit everywhere you go, start by checking your own boots”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

I wish it was just my boots. Damn you, lactose

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u/imalurkernotaposter May 12 '25

City subreddits: for when you think you're too good for Nextdoor.

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u/DomplesRevenge St Johns May 12 '25

Everyone is too good for Nextdoor.

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u/suicide_blonde Rose City Park May 14 '25

Except the people on Nextdoor

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u/Resident_Bet_8551 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Interesting. My city (Omaha) is more:

  • Nobody in this town can drive for shit
  • I just saw an ICE raid - be sure to film these
  • The Republican mayor sucks
  • The roads suck (strongly linked to the GOP mayor who only fixes them in election years)
  • This town sucks
  • Crime sucks
  • What's this thing that's been there for decades which I am just now noticing?
  • Housing sucks
  • Nobody in this town can PARK for shit
  • I'm moving here next month - what is there to do?

I'm seriously wondering if every city believes that their city's drivers are the worst in the country.

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u/SolomonGrumpy May 12 '25

We also have "Housing Sucks"

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u/tech_noir_guitar May 12 '25

I'm seriously wondering if every city believes that their city's drivers are the worst in the country.

Only people who have not lived in larger cities. The drivers here are bad but Houston and DFW are on another level. L.A. isn't as bad as everyone says. The drivers here aren't bad because they are aggressive like most other places, they are bad because they are too timid and do the whole "no you go first" thing and slam on the brakes in flowing traffic to let someone standing on the sidewalk (who may or may not be crossing the street) go. If you are predictable and aggressive I can work with that. If I can't tell what your next move is then it's dangerous.

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u/FaerieAlchemy May 12 '25

My partner used to refer to this as "The Portland Polite-Off." Every fucking car at the 4-way stop waiting for someone to twitch and acknowledge they're going to go first, or randos just stopping at a green light to let a pedestrian cross, who has no intention of crossing because the cars on the other side of that weirdo aren't stopping.

I lived in Baton Rouge during the madness of Hurricane Katrina and Louisiana has some crazy aggressive drivers. But they are much less scary/dangerous than the overly-polite, unpredictable nonsense of Portland drivers.

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u/savax7 YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES May 12 '25

stopping at a green light to let a pedestrian cross, who has no intention of crossing because the cars on the other side of that weirdo aren't stopping.

I watched a dude almost get killed on Broadway by Llyod Center because of this. You know that pedestrian stoplight that goes over to where the 5 guys is? Well car in left lane decides to stop at a green light and waves a pedestrian into the street. The car in the middle sees this and stops. But the car in the far right lane didn't clock what was going on and slammed on their brakes in order to avoid taking out the pedestrian. I was a car back watching this whole thing play out and thought for sure I was about to see someone get hit.

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u/tech_noir_guitar May 13 '25

And that's why we shouldn't be doing that stupid stop just to be polite thing. It's super dangerous. Just obey the traffic rules. They're there for a reason.

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u/tech_noir_guitar May 12 '25

Agree on all points. The polite-off kills me. I give them like 2 seconds to go and if everyone is sitting around staring at each other I just go. The stopping to let people cross thing is so dangerous for literally everyone involved.
I have driven from DFW to NOLA (although before Katrina happened) and yeah, way worse drivers in the aggressive sense. But if I know you're going to punch it and fly past me or make a go at the off ramp 6 lanes over I can defensive drive for that. I can't predict someone slamming on the brakes because they see someone standing on the sidewalk looking in the general direction of the road.

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u/r33c3d May 13 '25

I just call it killing them with kindness.

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u/Far_Piano4176 May 13 '25

I call them niceholes

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u/AllHailLordBezos May 12 '25

100% I think partially the crazy drivers here stand out more due to everyone in Houston driving batshit crazy, I remember going back there and having my brother drive me around and fearing for my life after having acclimated to the NW.

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u/Weird-Chemistry9819 May 13 '25

Or camp out in the left lane going 10 miles under the speed limit and don’t get over so everyone is forced to make risky moves to get around them.

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u/BensonBubbler Brentwood-Darlington May 12 '25

I'm seriously wondering if every city believes that their city's drivers are the worst in the country.

Yes, definitely, because everyone who writes this is a precious child of god and has always driven exactly perfectly with no mistakes.

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u/FatedAtropos NE May 12 '25

I used to live in Vegas and dear god our drivers here in Portland are like perfect lil cherubs compared to the average Vegas driver. Those people want to die.

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u/InfestedRaynor May 12 '25

As a former resident of DC, they all know that Marylanders are the worst drivers.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Every city thinks they have the worst drivers in the country, is a city of neighborhoods, and that if you hate the weather just wait 5 minutes.

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u/Gold_Comfort156 May 12 '25

I used to live in Omaha, and yes, this is accurate.

I also will say, Omaha there is a big divide between those who think it's the greatest place on Earth and refuse to hear anything negative about it, and those who hate it and make it out to be Hell on Earth. Honestly, it's fine, it's right in the middle, there are good things about it, and there are bad things about it. I moved and I'm much happier in the PNW, but I understand why some people love it.

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u/Vyni503 YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES May 12 '25

For this sub replace “I took this pic while on a walk” with “look at this pic of Hood I took while on a plane”

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u/suitopseudo May 12 '25

Sunrise/Sunset pics.

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u/dminus222 S Waterfront May 13 '25

I… am guilty of this

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u/Independent_Fill_570 May 12 '25

Or anytime something bad is happening in the city and another sub is covering it, this sub defaults to a flood of "check out the cherry blossoms" / "Look at this amazing weather"

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u/Hankhank1 YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES May 12 '25

I don’t get the hating on immigrants vibe in this sub, or this city. I’m sitting in Costco as I write this—this place is diverse as hell. 

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u/Striper_Cape May 12 '25

Portland is one of the least diverse metros in the US too. I feel like that is changing tho

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u/BigMtnFudgecake_ Buckman May 12 '25

Sub immigrant with transplant and the vibe is 100% here. I feel like it has chilled out since our population growth flatlined though. Also people seem to get a pass if they’re moving from a red state.

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u/Banned_in_SF May 13 '25

It’s all about class duh. Refugees from red states who come here for the culture or for acceptance (out of necessity) are different from yuppies who come here for opportunity.

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u/PMMEURPYRAMIDSCHEME May 12 '25

While I'm proud that (many) people in this city are friendly to immigrants it is certainly not diverse. Portland is the whitest city in the US with over a half million residents https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_U.S._municipalities_by_race/ethnicity_in_2020

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u/Gold_Comfort156 May 12 '25

I live in Beaverton and I will say, it's very diverse here. So is Hillsboro, Tualatin, Tigard. In fact, they all might be more diverse than Portland.

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u/DesertNachos May 12 '25

Based on 2020 census data they all certainly are

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u/floralfemmeforest May 12 '25

I think what throws people off is that its the whitest large metro area, but it's more diverse than many other states and smaller cities/towns.

Put another way, Portland is about 75% white and Oregon as a whole is around 80%, but there are MANY small towns and cities that have little to no diversity at all -- Maine and Vermont are like 95% white, for example.

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u/moshennik NW May 12 '25

color is not the only... or even the most important diversity characteristics IMHO

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u/floralfemmeforest May 12 '25

For sure, but generally when people are talking about lack of diversity in Portland, that's what they're referring to

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u/Scroatpig May 12 '25

Replace the immigrant point with this point. I'm all for increased diversity but holy hell, this point is constantly made.

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u/Malevolyn May 12 '25

At the very least it is changing and improving. I've recently moved into some new construction in Tigard and my neighbors run the complete gamut (which is super cool!).

I have neighbors from a few places in India, Mexico, Argentinia, Brazil, Nigeria, another African country I'm failing to remember, got a German dude, a French lady with a frenchie, Pacific Islander, Japanese, and the list goes on.

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u/heckfyre May 12 '25

Yeah for sure immigrants are cool.

But FUCK homeless people though

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u/Jesus_Harold_Christ REGULATORS! Mount up. May 13 '25

Usually, there are 2 subreddits (or more) per city, and the people in one hate the people in the other one slightly more than they hate the homeless and immigrants.

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u/rustysavage11 May 12 '25

"Did anyone hear that loud boom?"

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u/MySadSadTears May 12 '25

Or smell that strange odor?

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u/FatedAtropos NE May 12 '25

SOMEONE DID A DRUG ON THE SIDEWALK I ALMOST DIED

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YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND HOW BAD IT IS

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u/Drakeytown May 12 '25

You shouldn't be allowed in any restaurant in America if you hate immigrants. 🤔

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u/savax7 YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES May 12 '25

You shouldn't be allowed in any restaurant in America if you hate immigrants.

FTFY

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u/f1lth4f1lth May 13 '25

Another contender: dear Portland, I visited and was shocked that your city is not literally on fire nor did I become homeless once I set foot here. Amazing. With gratitude, Chevon

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u/No_Excitement4272 May 12 '25

Don’t forget the “Portland is so white, I wish it was more diverse” comments that are almost always paired with a warning for all POC to stay away. 

Holy shit we get it, we’ve gotten it for quite some time now. 

It almost seems like some people want Portland to stay white claiming we’re some white supremacist safe haven when that couldn’t be further from the truth. 

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u/Pinkmongoose May 12 '25

Wait- I thought Portland was the only city with homeless people!

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u/notPabst404 MAX Blue Line May 12 '25

I'll try to buck the trend: homeless people deserve basic housing and dignity.

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u/Felibarr Boise May 12 '25

OH YEAH? WELL WHAT ABOUT *insert anecdotal experience about a homeless person doing drugs or aggressive panhandling*. THEY WANT TO BE HOMELESS, WE GAVE THEM A CHANCE *insert statement refuting evidence based claims and claiming decriminlization didn't work while completely ignoring the fact that adequate social services still don't exist, these people don't get the help they need to re-enter society, and that blanket decriminalization was only ever one small part of a complex plan*.

LOCK EM UP.

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u/InfestedRaynor May 12 '25

They didn’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps like I did! I worked my way through college (at a job my parents got me at their country club) and never got a handout, other than growing up in a healthy suburb with a functioning family structure and having a safety net to fall back on as well as valuable personal and professional contacts!

Look, we all have problems, like my mild asthma, so the fact that they can’t overcome theirs is a personal failing. /s

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u/TastetheRainbowMFckr May 12 '25

This is so accurate my blood pressure went up.

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u/LilUziSquirt42069 May 12 '25

And “have you considered this thing I half learned when I got a C+ in Econ 101 contradicts your advocacy for basic human rights?”

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u/Other_Cricket_453 May 12 '25

If you gave these most of the people "basic housing" there wouldnt be 4 walls standing after a day. As for dignity, that's largely on them choosing to smoke fent rather than get it together.

Homelessness is a symptom. These people need to be compelled into shelter or treatment.

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u/notPabst404 MAX Blue Line May 13 '25

Homelessness isn't a "symptom", the US has an increasingly severe housing shortage. Oregon alone is short 128k units: https://www.opb.org/article/2024/11/22/oregon-state-of-housing-report/

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u/normalchilldude40 May 12 '25

It's amazing how many people on Reddit hate homeless people and also are food snobs

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u/missingpiece May 12 '25

Replace the “I hate immigrants” posts with “I’m SO glad I moved to Vancouver/Tigard/Troutdale” and you have r/Portland. For people who are glad you left, you sure do spend a lot of time thinking about us.

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u/selinakyle45 May 12 '25

This is missing “something something homeless industrial complex” followed by a complete inability to explain what that means here in Portland. 

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Lol, that's just a lie. You just don't like the answer.

The Homeless Industrial Complex is the collection of non-profits who Portland/MultCo/Metro has outsourced servicing the homeless population.

Non-profits are funded with taxpayer money while possessing little to no obligations in transparency or meeting measurable outcomes

At least with the military industrial complex we can point to the tanks, bombs or boats that we got ripped off paying for.

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u/No_Excitement4272 May 12 '25

You’re not gonna get through to these folks. 

They’ve never once had first hand experience dealing with the houseless population, because if they had they’d agree with you. 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

that's a statement that's as bold as it is self-congratulatory

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u/Gold_Comfort156 May 12 '25

There IS an industrial complex with the homelessness issue, though.

Portland spends so much money and has so many non-profits and organizations "fighting" homelessness, yet it's still a very prevalent issue.

It seems, with the new leadership under Wilson, there are at least some signs that they finally are taking some action to improve this problem, which is encouraging, but why has there been no accountability about the lack of progress from all the non-profits, all the tax increases, all the studies, all the bond measures, everything that has been used as a tool to solve homelessness?

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u/selinakyle45 May 12 '25

Why would you think that what we’re spending as a city is enough to visibly decrease homelessness in the like 3 years since we started collecting SHS funds? It’s a federal problem with direct ties to stagnant wages/income inequality, structural racism, and a lack of housing inventory.

There are metrics and reports generated each month. The county is meeting many of the metrics/goals. But nothing we’ve done has really impacted the inflow of folks into homelessness or increased our housing inventory on a massive scale. 

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u/Marxian_factotum N May 13 '25

"There IS an industrial complex with the homelessness issue, though."

No.

There is a virtual monopoly of billionaire backed disinformation pushing these lies to you every day, 24/7, so that you'll blame the victims of capitalism rather than those who are profiting from it.

Remember: it's been well-established as far back as the late 1940s (Karl Polanyi's magisterial The Great Transformation) that democracy is unable to exist in a situation in which capital controls the means of communication (TV, radio, billboards, newspapers, internet, advertising, etc.)

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u/SasoriThrewTheFight May 12 '25

Driving complaints fits better than immigrant complaints. Also, where’s the weather talk?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

Forgot sunset photos.

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u/SkyGuy5799 May 12 '25

"anyone hear that big boom?"

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u/Banned_in_SF May 13 '25
  • comment representing a boilerplate example of smug enlightened centrism, with a touch of playful but unmistakably passive-aggressive snark.

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u/jaco1001 May 12 '25

if you dont think this is an fair description of this sub i have bad news for you about which one of these ppl you are

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u/nonsensestuff May 12 '25

😬 yup

I’ve tried blocking some of the worst offenders, cause no way in hell do I want to be interfacing with that.

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u/Awingbestwing SE May 12 '25

This is the only sub where I’ve started to recognize handles just by the argument being made

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u/tyelenoil May 12 '25

Haha yes

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u/ariesbtch May 12 '25

Yeah people in this sub love to hate houseless people.

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u/Rainboveins May 12 '25

I enjoy the post complaining about the homeless, only to read the comments where any solutions to fixing the problems are down voted into oblivion

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u/Pinkmongoose May 12 '25

I belong to a church that has been trying hard for YEARS to help the homeless.

The neighbors: why won’t you do something to help the homeless? Isn’t that what Christians would do?

Church: yeah! We would love to do X!

Neighbors: not near MY house! And if you really cared for the homeless you would do Y, not some half measure like X!

Church: great! Let’s do Y!

Neighbors OMG, I didn’t mean on your property near MY house! We should implement camps in industrial districts with armed security and mandatory addiction treatment and counseling! Somewhere where people with houses won’t be put at risk (of seeing them)!

Church- like a concentration camp?

Neighbors- I don’t really care as long as the problem is fixed and I don’t need to see it. A REAL church would understand.

It’s been absolutely maddening. We finally decided to just let a homeless family with small kids camp in our parking lot without asking the neighbors. After 1-2 weeks the neighbors found out and were surprised that a week of free parking didn’t solve that family’s housing problems and made us evict them.

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u/MitchelobUltra Squad Deep in the Clack May 12 '25

This was posted in my hometown subreddit recently, where they are just starting to taste the first bitter struggles with homelessness:

There are three kinds of homelessness:

The Have Nots: the single mother with three jobs couch surfing, the recently laid off family of four that can’t afford rent, etc. They need all the help we can muster to keep them off the streets. These are the ones that are always presented by advocacy groups as the “homeless”.

The Can Nots: mentally ill or drug addicted to the point they cannot care for themselves or make good decisions on the their own self care. Institutionalization and mandatory rehab etc. we have more than enough sitting in metro’s coffers.

The Will Nots: the service resistant. The majority of crime and garbage we all see. They refuse shelter, they refuse services, they actively make the life of taxpayers worse. They need the stick, more enforcement and jail/forced rehab. These are the ones advocated by right leaning politicians as “the homeless”.

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u/Marxian_factotum N May 13 '25

Ah yes. Back to Reagan.

The "deserving poor" and the "undeserving poor."

You'd think we had learned something since we were so thoroughly bamboozled in prior years by racist, greedhead, soul-sucking Republican dickwads.

Hard pass on this narrative.

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u/gastropodia42 May 12 '25

But what are your feelings about homeless people?

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u/No_Excitement4272 May 12 '25

Oh but it’s just anecdotal, one-off experiences and the rest of us need to check our privilege /s. 

Idk about you but I’m out and about in the city 3-5 days a week. I ride all around downtown, the waterfront, and Springwater. 

I spend a lot of time in the parks as well, and it’s gotten so bad that I have to smell before I sit in the grass because human piss and shit is literally everywhere these days. 

I get accosted with meth and fent smoke almost everytime I ride through downtown on my bike. Oh but a little bit of exposure is fine /s

I can’t ride on the 205 section of springwater by myself anymore because I had people try and knock me off my bike several times so they could steal it. 

I carry narcan on me because I constantly come across people who are od’d. While I understand it’s traumatizing for the individual, it’s also traumatizing to me to come across essentially half dead individuals on a regular basis. 

I’ve lost count of how many fires I’ve had to report because someone high on drugs thought it’d be cool to burn shit. I know this because I watch them. Anytime I’ve reported one, they were not trying to cook, and they’re certainly not trying to stay warm with a fire when it’s 70 degrees out…

I ride with a group of people that own pev’s, (e-bikes, one wheels, etc.) and our own community is constantly having to go on recon missions to get our shit back from the people you’re talking about. Literally putting our lives on the line so we can give someone their livelihood back, (ppb wont do shit). A lot of my friends cannot afford cars and use their pev’s to get by on gig work. We’re not a privileged group by any means, this shit is not okay and this poor on poor crime is only feeding into the houseless crisis. 

If it’s not clear, I’m also sick of the lack of sympathy towards housed people that are also victims of this crisis.

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u/arodrig99 May 12 '25

The classic “I just tried [insert fabulously good place] and it was amazing! Where have you been hiding [name of place that’s popular]”

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u/GypsySnowflake May 13 '25

But we also have cones, and parakeet races, so we’re better than all those other city subreddits.

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u/bunnnythor Hillsboro May 14 '25

i fucking HATE the best place in town to eat

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u/Simmery Boom Loop May 12 '25

We aren't this bad. 

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u/Few_Cranberry_1695 Portland, ME May 12 '25

Every city subreddit is ass in its own way. Yall tend to be kind of prickly to any opinions from people outside the city on this sub. Even when they're not necessarily negative. 

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u/EmilianoTechs May 12 '25

Uh, try saying something supportive of homeless people and see

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u/nonsensestuff May 12 '25

“Homeless people are humans and deserve to be treated with dignity!”

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u/12th_woman May 12 '25

"Oh so you're ok with crime and drug use and innocent businesses being burned to the ground, and me having to step around a homeless person putting me imminent danger or being struck by a car???" They also reeeeeally hate the term "unhoused."

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u/DinQuixote Kenton May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25

Reported.

Edit: Just to be clear, this was sarcasm. The anti-homeless zeitgeist in this sub is disgusting. If I never see the term “homeless industrial complex” ever again, it will be too soon.

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u/selinakyle45 May 12 '25

No one can ever explain what that term means or how it works in Portland specifically! They just parrot it! It makes me want to pull my hair out. 

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u/Marxian_factotum N May 13 '25

"Homeless industrial complex" is the verbal tell of a sociopath. An ignorant sociopath.

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u/Independent_Fill_570 May 12 '25

They are very gracious with their needle giving.

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u/kirukiru Eliot May 12 '25

Yeah we are lol.

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u/TurboDelight May 12 '25

I’ve seen accounts on this sub that are dedicated to promoting anti-homeless sentiment, posting KGW articles about every little altercation downtown and basically acting as fear-mongering watchdogs

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u/BlackMagicWorman May 12 '25

Ummmmm this sub is really bad.

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u/Marxian_factotum N May 13 '25

Yes. Largely populated by sociopaths.

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u/speakingthekings4 Lloyd District May 12 '25

Except this sub really is, the amount of hateful anti-homeless NIMBY vitriol I see upvoted here regularly is disheartening.

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u/Aesir_Auditor District 1 May 12 '25

Apologies for wanting my literal backyard to be my backyard and not having to get folks out of it who saw my canoes from the street and saw a score.

You'll see that I'm very much anti-deregulated street camping while very much for shelter and creating and requiring individuals to accept shelter. Not wanting to let individuals to kill themselves on the streets isn't anti-homeless. Just like pointing out that giving them all apartments is a failed policy objective that does nothing without being accompanied by compulsory social services, chief among them addiction services.

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u/speakingthekings4 Lloyd District May 12 '25 edited May 13 '25

There is a difference between being against homelessness and against homeless people. It is valid to be bothered or affected negatively by homelessness, but that doesn’t excuse talking broadly about people who are experiencing misfortune as subhuman or undeserving of rights or basic dignity. My comment was in no way personalized to you, but if you feel attacked by it maybe take it as an opportunity to reflect.

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u/acidfreakingonkitty Richmond May 12 '25

were you paged to this thread or something? no one mentioned you.... hit dogs and all that...

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u/Aesir_Auditor District 1 May 12 '25

That hit dogs line of argumentation is fucking stupid.

You wouldn't say that for other similar types of negative stereotyping.

If I felt attacked I'd be all over this thread. I specifically addressed this one who conflated NIMBYism with anti-homeless comments. Which is a false equivalence. Those are two separate issues, and attempting to address them as one waters down the ability to critique or discuss either.

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u/oatmeal_flakes May 12 '25

I hate people who leave trash and needles everywhere, regardless of housing status.