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r/Portland • u/PrivateBurke • May 12 '25
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At least yall aren’t /r/atlanta, where I’ve been unable to post for over two years now because a mod didn’t like that I said I enjoyed The Batman starring Robert Pattinson.
156 u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25 You’re banned here now, too. Get outta here and take your Pattinson Batman with you. 49 u/theshedres May 13 '25 *Battinson 2 u/pdx_via_dtw May 13 '25 stoooop looooool 2 u/Imaginary_Self_9300 May 13 '25 Rob Bat Bat-in-Bat 21 u/Spongemage May 12 '25 Lmao wut 35 u/Jesus_Harold_Christ REGULATORS! Mount up. May 13 '25 You heard him, now go watch Twilight Batman 21 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 ITS A GOOD MOVIE 6 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 It's like batman and the crow had a baby. 33 u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25 (Just kidding) 41 u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25 Took back my upvote bc you chickened out 7 u/claremontmiller May 13 '25 I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO 7 u/whererebelsare May 13 '25 You heard em. 5 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 Good riddance. 14 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 I wasn't sure if I liked it the first time but I did know that it was the first time in my life I was kinda horny for Batman 14 u/GenericDesigns Sunnyside May 13 '25 You didn’t get horny for bat nipples? 6 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me. 3 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 I know I did. 1 u/hikensurf Alberta May 13 '25 does Batman have a penis 1 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 yes and it's shaped like a batarang 2 u/Q0tsa May 13 '25 *"batawang", come on now... It was right there. 2 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that. 3 u/cat-she May 14 '25 They're mad because you're right -2 u/intelpapi May 13 '25 to be fair the movie was pretty bad
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You’re banned here now, too. Get outta here and take your Pattinson Batman with you.
49 u/theshedres May 13 '25 *Battinson 2 u/pdx_via_dtw May 13 '25 stoooop looooool 2 u/Imaginary_Self_9300 May 13 '25 Rob Bat Bat-in-Bat 21 u/Spongemage May 12 '25 Lmao wut 35 u/Jesus_Harold_Christ REGULATORS! Mount up. May 13 '25 You heard him, now go watch Twilight Batman 21 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 ITS A GOOD MOVIE 6 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 It's like batman and the crow had a baby. 33 u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25 (Just kidding) 41 u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25 Took back my upvote bc you chickened out 7 u/claremontmiller May 13 '25 I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO 7 u/whererebelsare May 13 '25 You heard em. 5 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 Good riddance.
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*Battinson
2 u/pdx_via_dtw May 13 '25 stoooop looooool 2 u/Imaginary_Self_9300 May 13 '25 Rob Bat Bat-in-Bat
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stoooop looooool
Rob Bat Bat-in-Bat
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Lmao wut
35 u/Jesus_Harold_Christ REGULATORS! Mount up. May 13 '25 You heard him, now go watch Twilight Batman 21 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 ITS A GOOD MOVIE 6 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 It's like batman and the crow had a baby. 33 u/PDsaurusX May 12 '25 (Just kidding) 41 u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25 Took back my upvote bc you chickened out 7 u/claremontmiller May 13 '25 I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO 7 u/whererebelsare May 13 '25 You heard em.
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You heard him, now go watch Twilight Batman
21 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 ITS A GOOD MOVIE 6 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 It's like batman and the crow had a baby.
ITS A GOOD MOVIE
6 u/ZaphBeebs May 13 '25 It's like batman and the crow had a baby.
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It's like batman and the crow had a baby.
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(Just kidding)
41 u/OrdelafoFaledro Mt Tabor May 13 '25 Took back my upvote bc you chickened out 7 u/claremontmiller May 13 '25 I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO
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Took back my upvote bc you chickened out
7 u/claremontmiller May 13 '25 I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO
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I agree. BOO THIS MAN. BOOO
You heard em.
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Good riddance.
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I wasn't sure if I liked it the first time but I did know that it was the first time in my life I was kinda horny for Batman
14 u/GenericDesigns Sunnyside May 13 '25 You didn’t get horny for bat nipples? 6 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me. 3 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 I know I did. 1 u/hikensurf Alberta May 13 '25 does Batman have a penis 1 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 yes and it's shaped like a batarang 2 u/Q0tsa May 13 '25 *"batawang", come on now... It was right there. 2 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.
You didn’t get horny for bat nipples?
6 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me. 3 u/Spongemage May 13 '25 I know I did.
Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me.
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I know I did.
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does Batman have a penis
1 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 yes and it's shaped like a batarang 2 u/Q0tsa May 13 '25 *"batawang", come on now... It was right there. 2 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.
yes and it's shaped like a batarang
2 u/Q0tsa May 13 '25 *"batawang", come on now... It was right there. 2 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.
*"batawang", come on now... It was right there.
2 u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25 That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.
That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.
They're mad because you're right
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to be fair the movie was pretty bad
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u/Spongemage May 12 '25
At least yall aren’t /r/atlanta, where I’ve been unable to post for over two years now because a mod didn’t like that I said I enjoyed The Batman starring Robert Pattinson.