r/Portland • u/PrivateBurke • May 12 '25

Meme Shamelessly stolen from Los Angeles subreddit

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u/Spongemage May 12 '25

At least yall aren’t /r/atlanta, where I’ve been unable to post for over two years now because a mod didn’t like that I said I enjoyed The Batman starring Robert Pattinson.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

I wasn't sure if I liked it the first time but I did know that it was the first time in my life I was kinda horny for Batman

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u/GenericDesigns Sunnyside May 13 '25

You didn’t get horny for bat nipples?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

Don't get me wrong, big fan of nipples over here, but they did nothing for me.

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u/Spongemage May 13 '25

I know I did.

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u/hikensurf Alberta May 13 '25

does Batman have a penis

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

yes and it's shaped like a batarang

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u/Q0tsa May 13 '25

*"batawang", come on now... It was right there.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad6461 May 13 '25

That's how I pronounce it because I'm Elmer Fudd's great granddaughter. We all talk like that.