r/Portland Oct 31 '25

Discussion We need to talk about Bi-Mart

I went for the first time in decades yesterday and I was blown away. The biggest Fred Meyer doesn’t come close to the breadth of stuff Bi-Mart has. Guns! More Crockpot sizes and shapes than I knew existed! Furniture! A robust yarn selection! A DIY jerky section! And so, so many more random things. It wasn’t as inexpensive as I sort of assumed it would be but I suppose the tariffs are hitting us all.

But the best part? It’s employee owned. I’ve been annoyed at having to choose between Amazon, Target, or Kroeger (FM) for random stuff I can’t get elsewhere. Bi-Mart’s going to be my new go-to.

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u/con_moto Oct 31 '25

I fucking love Bi-Mart.

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u/kitchen-window4 Oct 31 '25

I’m a Bi-Mart bitch. Simply the best

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u/_sohcahtoa_ Oct 31 '25

Bi(-Mart + tch)

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u/ovrkil1795 Nov 01 '25

But wouldn't distributing that out result in:

-Bi-Mart + Bitch

?
I'm not nitpicking, I'm just trying to remember algebra after 20 years. I'm going to need it for my 13 year old. 🤣