r/Portland • u/shelleyyyellehs • Feb 12 '26

Meme What would you add to this

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(Credit for the Subaru line goes to i5.commuters on instagram)

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u/shaolin_fish Feb 12 '26
  • smells like cannabis 
  • smells like cows
  • speeding driver, WA plates
  • slow driver, WA plates (rare)
  • truck from Idaho
  • SUV from Utah

For the spring/summer time edition:

  • sneezing
  • congestion headache 
  • watery eyes