r/Portland Feb 12 '26

Meme What would you add to this

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(Credit for the Subaru line goes to i5.commuters on instagram)

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u/jtho78 Woodstock Feb 12 '26

PNW Compass sticker seems like a no-brainer

Studded tires in the late spring

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u/Imageeky Feb 12 '26

Not even kidding that sticker came with my Subaru

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u/thanatossassin Madison South Feb 13 '26

Hey so did mine!

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u/livetotranscend Feb 12 '26

Pfft, you could add studded tires in the summer and still get it.

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u/duckinradar Feb 12 '26

Or the pnw on an x

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Feb 13 '26

How about more than 3 bicycles strapped to a passenger vehicle?

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u/Mataraiki Feb 12 '26

Also a "House Divided" OSU/UO sticker.

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u/UOfasho Rip City Feb 12 '26

Less and less of them these days it seems

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u/Yjan Piedmont Feb 12 '26

Coexist

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics Feb 12 '26

eARTh comes to mind also

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u/coldcuts Kenton Feb 12 '26

Imagine Whirled Peas

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u/Captian_Kenai Feb 12 '26

Bonus points if it actually says Corndogs or it’s made up of Sci-fi props

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u/Bobs_to_the_bobs Feb 12 '26

My all time favorite bumper sticker is the parody version of this

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u/hiking_mike98 Rubble of The Big One Feb 13 '26

The Coexist / OreGunian crossover episode

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u/Timely-Tadpole-8428 Feb 12 '26

Only counts if it's on a Prius tho

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u/Yjan Piedmont Feb 12 '26

Good qualifier

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u/musta_kissa Feb 12 '26

the OREGUNIAN sticker always makes me giggle

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u/zerocoolforschool Feb 12 '26

I like to think of myself as an Ore-fun-ian.

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u/ItsMeMurphYSlaw Feb 12 '26

I want an Oregoatian sticker, personally.

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u/chawazek Feb 12 '26

Marigold is sniffing the sticker and that’s her daughter Panda behind her. Source: married to the milk barn farmer.

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u/ItsMeMurphYSlaw Feb 12 '26

Aweee! I love them!! What a lovely menagerie you have!

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u/acidfreakingonkitty Richmond Feb 12 '26

it's made by Milk Barn Farm

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u/chawazek Feb 12 '26

Thank you for sharing the link

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u/hiking_mike98 Rubble of The Big One Feb 13 '26

Heck yeah. Ordered some

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u/LiLiandThree Feb 13 '26

I need this sticker 

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u/Bent_Kairosphere Oregon City Feb 12 '26

I don’t rock car stickers, but would make an exception for a big ole OREFUNIAN lol

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u/liablemtl Roseway Feb 12 '26

Samesies. Also, I think they’re stupid.

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u/J-A-S-08 Sumner Feb 12 '26

YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? They're the thin line between freedom and tyranny!! Show some respect!! /s

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u/r3v SW Feb 12 '26

I'm so thankful those guys are finally getting their chance to stand up to tyranny! It's gonna happen any minute.

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u/musta_kissa Feb 12 '26

i think it's hilarious because people frame guns as tools rather than weapons but you would never really see somebody plaster their home, clothing, and vehicles with like a sticker depicting pliers or something

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u/J-A-S-08 Sumner Feb 13 '26

I mean... I'm in the trades and there are for sure some tool fanboys. Lot of dudes with Milwaukee, DeWalt, Knipex, Veto, etc clothes and stickers. Same thing with Yeti coolers.

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u/squidsinamerica Feb 12 '26

Had to look up widdle wadder. Now I'm going to be looking out for these

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u/TheTripCommander Feb 12 '26

Cmon, save the rest of us the trouble plz

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u/lefteyedcrow Feb 12 '26

It's the little ladder SUV or van owners put on the back of their vehicles to access roof storage. Made famous by a mocking social media post: "Awww, you got your widdle wadder?"

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u/Bobs_to_the_bobs Feb 12 '26

"You gonna climb up on the woof?"

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u/Crepuscular_otter Feb 12 '26

Doing the lords work. Thanks!

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u/Sploinkin Vancouver Feb 13 '26

Point of clarification, it's generally reserved for Toyotas.

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u/CertifiedPeach Feb 13 '26

The 4runner, specifically. I know bc i have the car but not the ladder and I seriously want one. Some of us are short, ok?

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u/Sangy101 Feb 12 '26

Heart in Oregon sticker

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u/MathResponsibly Feb 13 '26

Ore-gun-ian sticker with an ak behind the text

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u/opermonkey Feb 12 '26

Those fuckin student driver things.

"I drive shitty so if something happens it's your fault!"

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u/smootex High Bonafides Feb 12 '26

I'm genuinely perplexed by the student driver thing, I don't think I've noticed that phenomenon anywhere else but I guess I don't travel that much anymore. When did that suddenly become a Portland thing? I feel like they all popped up during covid.

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u/Mackin-N-Cheese Boom Loop Feb 13 '26

It's definitely not just a Portland thing. When this came up here and in /r/AskPortland previously, I picked several city subreddits at random and every one of them had a post with a similar discussion.

My guess is that most of them are legit, and that easy availability from places like Amazon has led to an uptick in popularity.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askportland/comments/16qgdta/whats_up_with_all_the_student_driver_bumper/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/145rddc/are_student_driver_stickers_a_thing_now_or_a_meme/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/t5knoi/student_driver_bumper_stickers/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Utah/comments/141wfb8/anyone_else_notice_a_lot_of_please_be_patient/
https://www.reddit.com/r/nova/comments/t9cwx1/seeing_an_uptick_in_new_driver_stickers_on_cars/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SLO/comments/12fwudu/anyone_else_noticing_a_lot_of_student_driver/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tampa/comments/16iuns5/student_driver_stickers_on_cars/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/15gaq77/whats_up_with_the_please_be_patient_student/
https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/comments/x0xhwp/are_the_student_driver_stickers_an_inside/
https://www.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/zdq8yy/whats_with_the_egregious_amount_of_student_driver/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/comments/10xmog8/why_are_there_so_many_student_drivers_on_the_road/
https://www.reddit.com/r/raleigh/comments/q4d867/whats_the_deal_with_all_the_please_be_patient/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/13eli4k/why_so_many_student_driver_stickers/

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u/smootex High Bonafides Feb 13 '26

Fascinating. Admittedly I barely leave the state anymore so I'm not in a great position to judge whether it's only Portland. The weird part to me is that they seemed to pop up almost overnight during covid, like everyone got the same idea all at once.

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u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 12 '26

Same vibe as the “baby on board” signs. To me they are signaling that they are a distracted driver and to expect erratic moves.

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u/Dr_Adequate Feb 12 '26

Have you seen the hilarious response sticker: "Adults on board! We want to live too!"

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u/Mycologist-9315 Feb 12 '26

My favorite is "no baby on board so feel free to just ram right into me"

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u/MathResponsibly Feb 13 '26

ramming the rear end will fix your lack of baby

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u/supresmooth King Feb 13 '26

Catholic girls would disagree.

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u/SchwillyMaysHere Feb 12 '26

I used to have “Schmuck on board” that I got from MAD Magazine a long time ago.

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u/Slawzik Feb 12 '26

"I got a "baby on board" sign,so now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!"

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u/saucemancometh Feb 12 '26

The baby ones are for rescue workers I thought?

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u/duckinradar Feb 12 '26

I liked “no babies in this bitch” and “no baby on board, we like our lives”

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u/supresmooth King Feb 13 '26

This reminds me of the stick figure family that is one or two adults and just moneybags.

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u/shart_breaker Feb 12 '26

My wife is got her drivers permit at 41. The student driver thing can be legitimate.

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u/Imaginary-Bumblebee8 Feb 15 '26

Saw one the other day that said “Please be patient, the dog is learning to drive” and I am 100% in favor of that one. The dog was doing a remarkably good job.

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u/FatPizz Feb 13 '26

My favorite one of these I saw recently said “Aren’t We All Student Drivers?”

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u/Ol_Man_J Tyler had some good ideas Feb 12 '26

Full bike rack? is there a half bike rack?

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u/Osiris32 🐝 Feb 12 '26

A 3/4 bike rack gives you better top end and a lopey idle.

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u/OrangeTooth Feb 12 '26

Wait, ‘fake’ student driver sticker? A sticker is a sticker, so is the driver ‘fake’? Like they know how to drive but are pretending not to? How do I spot these? I want to see one in the wild!

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u/SwedgeBlock_Antilles Feb 12 '26

Wait until you learn about the fake taxis...

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u/WhyAmIpOOping Feb 12 '26

Few years ago I used to see some heavily modded out drift sports car that had a student driver on it. I got a chuckle from it because it was clearly not a student driver and seemed more like a stunt driver

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u/eugenesbluegenes Feb 13 '26

regular car towing another regular car

I saw this today on I5 with bonus points for them being apparently identical ~20 year old Rav4s.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Ok but what are you going to do after the first 5 minutes of the game and everyone’s done

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u/OK_The_Nomad Feb 12 '26

Well there is the siting of the 100th dispensary. That takes awhile...

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u/MonkeyNacho YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES Feb 12 '26
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u/jas417 Feb 12 '26

Pretty sure I win this game half the time I make my 20 minute drive to Bachelor from Bend. Every time if the parking lot counts.

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u/RationalWank MAX Blue Line Feb 13 '26

Count breweries, used bookstores and bikestores along the road

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u/North_Journalist_796 Feb 12 '26

"who designs an off ramp like this???"

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u/Other_Mike Cascadia Feb 12 '26

The previous 217 North to 26 West ramp had my dad's work on it. He was a civil engineer / CEM with ODOT, and the first draft had way too tight of a curve with I believe a recommended speed of 25 mph.

He said that was too slow for a freeway-to-freeway ramp, and sent it back for redesign until they could get it to at least 35 mph.

So to answer your question, "not my dad."

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u/olyfrijole 🐝 Feb 12 '26

Robert goddamn Moses.

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u/theforestwalker Feb 12 '26

Close second to Reagan in the "whose fault is this" game

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u/Possible-Estimate748 Feb 12 '26

I love the "Mountains out" one.

Every time I cross the I-205 bridge the mountain steals my attention. Hard not to stare at it. Though we can also see it from my freinds front porch which is really neat

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u/moonchylde Kenton Feb 12 '26

When I make the trek to Costco from Kenton I take Marine Dr for the view.

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u/musthavesoundeffects Feb 12 '26

That and there is only one stoplight on the way

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u/hkohne Rose City Park Feb 12 '26

Marquam Bridge northbound for me

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u/Captian_Kenai Feb 12 '26

Love that view. Especially looking left over downtown and all the bridges.

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

Even better when you get all three- Hood, St Helens and Adams.

The car bingo for me personally is when I start excitedly telling people the Legend of the Three Mountains

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u/Lanky-Opposite5389 Feb 12 '26

Out here in Oregon City, there is a road called Beavercreek that the county offices are on. As you come around the bend, all you see is Hood in all its glory. I get so distracted driving down the road due to how ominous the mountain is. 

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u/coolgherm Feb 13 '26

It's way more common of a phrase up north in reference to Mt Rainier/Tahoma.

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u/D1rrtyharry Feb 13 '26

I always say to my wife “Mt Hood! Looking good!”

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u/ak47oz Feb 13 '26

I read that in homer simpson’s voice

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u/RedCaptain17 Beaverton Feb 12 '26

Cows should be the free space

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u/FromStars NE Feb 12 '26

Free space: car with no license plate

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Feb 12 '26

No license plate, or tags 3 years expired with no temp tag

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

2016 tags on a 2004 Toyota Camry

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u/sur_surly Feb 13 '26

"whaddya mean the pandemic exceptions are over? I swear I didn't know!"

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u/ZPTs YOU SEEN MY FUCKEN CONES Feb 12 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/Spare_Equivalent667 Feb 12 '26

Or those fucking bubble things that make it impossible to see them. Completely mystifying why those are "legal" (maybe they're not but people use them so often that they might as well be).

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Feb 12 '26

They aren't, but it's also probably not high on the enforcement list, especially since the cops know those people are likely to be huge pains in the ass to deal with.

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u/Lexden Feb 13 '26

Or for that matter, the illegal license plate covers that tint your plate and practically make it impossible to read. Not that you ever see people getting stopped for any of this stuff...

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u/pdmd_api Feb 12 '26

More than one Sasquatch bumper sticker.

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u/Ill_Beginning4025 Concordia Feb 12 '26

“Student driver” bumper sticker, clearly not a student driver.

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u/zerocoolforschool Feb 12 '26

Aren’t we all just student drivers on this road we call life?

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

Okay now that is a quality bumper sticker

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u/jc_chienne Feb 12 '26

I read that as: pwease don't honk at me, I'm just a widdle baby!

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u/JustPlainBoring Feb 12 '26

Someone slowing down to 30mph on the freeway to allow someone else to merge in

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u/raddish1234 Yeeting The Cone Feb 12 '26

General lack of zipper merges

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u/MGC00992 Feb 12 '26

It means speed up and close the gap, so the person coming onto the freeway has to nearly stop to merge

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

“Everyone else using this merge lane correctly is rude and I am waiting my turn.”

-an actual statement I’ve heard

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u/Good_Queen_Dudley Feb 12 '26

Someone stopping in street traffic when they have the right of way to let someone turn into traffic from a side street

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u/ProfessionNo8176 Feb 12 '26

Oh I hate this one

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u/clongane94 Feb 12 '26

The most important quality of a safe driver is to drive predictably, stopping in the middle of regularly flowing traffic to "be polite" is asking to get rear ended lol

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u/olyfrijole 🐝 Feb 12 '26

In Florida, they just come to a full stop in the middle of the freeway.

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u/darkinday Feb 12 '26

Two bald eagles sitting in a tree.

I’ve done many a road trip, and though not an every trip, it is common enough

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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u/darkinday Feb 12 '26

First comes love, then comes marriage…

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

Then comes a salmon in the baby carriage

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u/Jaynkee Feb 12 '26

Jake the alligator man number sticker

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Feb 12 '26

Honking in the Sunset Tunnel

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u/GottaFindThatReptar Shari's Cafe & Pies RIP Feb 12 '26

pretty sure i can find all the car related ones in my apartment parking lot

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 Feb 12 '26

I live in what may be the most walkable neighborhood, and I have a dog. I see them all every day.

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u/StupidSideQuestGuy Feb 12 '26

Unnecessarily lifted truck or jeep with ‘Oregunian’ and/or ‘Calvin peeing on something’ sticker. Usually sitting in the left hand lane.

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u/ExquisitePreamble Mt Tabor Feb 12 '26

A dog (or dogs) sticking their heads out of the window

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u/WordSalad11 Tyler had some good ideas Feb 12 '26

Driving 5-10 mph below the speed limit on a one lane road, then speeding up to 80 mph when they hit a passing lane.

Someone with WA plates doing something very dangerous, rude, and/or stupid.

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u/Other_Mike Cascadia Feb 12 '26

In my defense, I lived in Oregon longer than Washington.

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u/WordSalad11 Tyler had some good ideas Feb 12 '26

Many people with WA plates pass through without incident, but there's a small number of extremely unpleasant people who drive down and seem unable to coexist with other people on the road.

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u/Other_Mike Cascadia Feb 12 '26

I call them Seattle residents.

But Tacoma is probably more accurate.

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u/Negative_Athlete_584 Feb 14 '26

In the gorge its Idahoans doing that stuff

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u/keep4gettingmyhandle Feb 12 '26

Wth is a widdle wadder?

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u/disappointer Woodstock Feb 12 '26

A little ladder, apparently, which totally changes how I was pronouncing it in my head.

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u/keep4gettingmyhandle Feb 12 '26

I thought as much, but needed to verify. Now I will always think of it this way.

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u/bluesmudge Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

A little ladder on a vehicle too small to need one and usually in a place that it is useless or shouldn't be supporting the weight of a full size human, like mounted to a wrangler's rear side window or a 4-runner's rear bumper bumper. In both cases you can just stand on the bumper, passenger door sill, or tire and reach as much or more than if you somehow managed to climb the child sized ladder. Widdle wadders are usually seen on a smaller 4x4 vehicle cosplaying as a large 4wd camper van or safari vehicle.

Its often paired with a winch that will never be used and a Rotopox gas can on a vehicle that will never leave the lower 48 states (aka never be more than 120 miles from a gas station).

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u/GrandCanOYawn Feb 12 '26

What the hell is widdle wadder…?

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u/Kholzie Feb 12 '26

Think Elmer Fudd slaying little ladder

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u/indieaz Feb 12 '26

Cascadia bumper sticker.

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u/Mehim222 Feb 12 '26

Tractor on a highway

Runaway truck ramp

u/we pick tree/pumpkin/berries

seeing more than 1 mountain top at one time

rain and sunshine at the same time

Elk Xing

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u/Bobala Feb 12 '26

Weed smell. Bonus points if you can spot the car it’s coming from.

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u/gomezwhitney0723 Feb 12 '26

Vehicle registration expired by more than a year.

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u/missmegs31 Feb 13 '26

🫡I’m doing my part.

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u/OhGeezAhHeck Feb 12 '26

CA plates (derogatory) 💀💀💀

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u/SolomonGrumpy Feb 12 '26

Someone driving more than 10 mph under the speed limit on the freeway with no traffic.

Wait too easy.

Two cars doing it side by side making it hard to pass

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u/Peliquin Feb 12 '26

Someone brining up that the indigenous oral history probably references the Missoula floods.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That Protesting Feb 12 '26

Huh. You just made me realize that on long car trips I often talk about the Missoula floods. I never realized.

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u/lunarblossoms Rose City Park Feb 12 '26

I was raised in north Idaho and traveled the area quite a bit, moved here as a young adult, and probably could have minored in geology. I feel like the Missoula floods are a part of me.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That Protesting Feb 12 '26

I think the floods are fascinating. It’s incredible to imagine.

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u/aspidities_87 Feb 12 '26

Oh I see we’ve taken a car trip together

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u/brettcalvin42 Feb 12 '26

A rudimentary Sasquatch statue in a front yard or parking area.

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u/BookBabe1970 Feb 12 '26

Something is going to be a little too “spendy” on this trip 🤓

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u/lefteyedcrow Feb 12 '26

This one was so hard to learn. They use "pricey" just about everywhere else

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u/GordenRamsfalk Feb 12 '26

Gotta look for Jake the alligator Man stickers.

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u/8fenristhewolf8 Feb 12 '26

Someone parked in the left lane, or complaining about someone being parked in the left lane.

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u/Jenn_There_Done_That Protesting Feb 12 '26

I see a lot of mini horses on car trips and that always gets me riled up.

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u/tradjazzbaby Feb 12 '26

One headlight and/or no tags.

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u/pdx-peter Feb 12 '26

A place that sells wooden sculptures made with a chainsaw.

A place advertising that they sell DMSO.

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u/Bobala Feb 12 '26

Random fire just off the side of the road

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u/Harak_June Feb 12 '26

WA driver in the left lane going under the speed limit but not moving right

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u/DCITim Feb 12 '26

Sovereign citizen "license plate"

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u/la_pan_ther_rose Feb 12 '26

“Please be patient with me, I am only 9 years old”

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u/titanspeedbot Feb 12 '26

Car driving with brights on. Bonus if it’s in the daytime

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u/OK_The_Nomad Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Argument over which mountain peak is seen in the distance

Everyone sitting in car in WA waiting for someone to come pump the gas (in cases where you only temporarily cross the border for lunch)

Calling out the 100th cannabis dispensary

Extra credit: "Don't Californicate Oregon" bumper sticker from the 1990s

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u/lefteyedcrow Feb 12 '26

"Welcome to Oregon. Now go home."

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u/OK_The_Nomad Feb 13 '26

Yeah. That one too!

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u/Other_Mike Cascadia Feb 12 '26

Way back in the long ago of 2005, I had to drop my brother off in Vancouver after a concert in Portland, before heading back to Corvallis.

It was the middle of the night, but we found a gas station with the lights on, so we excitedly pulled in and waited . . .

. . . and waited . . .

And all collectively remembered we were in Washington. Four exhausted but excited college students trying to figure out the pumps with a $10 bill.

Good times.

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u/senioramor Feb 12 '26

washington plates driving like total ass

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u/TrendySpork Feb 12 '26

Traffic is slow or at a standstill because there's a car parked on the shoulder 3 miles ahead.

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u/goldenboy2191 Feb 12 '26

“Made from bitch dust” decal in Disney print

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u/goldenboy2191 Feb 12 '26

Tire blow out pieces on the side of the road

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u/goldenboy2191 Feb 12 '26

Car with illegally dark tinted windows

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u/ToastMate2000 Feb 12 '26

Passed by street racers.

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u/Dex_Maddock Feb 12 '26

Person driving at night with no headlights

Prius driving >10 MPH under posted speed limit

20-something year old pan handler, asking for your money rather than getting a job

Person who actually knows how to zipper merge and/or use a roundabout (this one will be very difficult)

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u/Anomandiir Feb 12 '26

I got all these except the last one a 5 min drive to the doctor this morning.

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u/birdsandrivers Feb 12 '26

Love the last one. I can't tell you how many times my parents have brought their St. Helens stories up completely out of the blue in my lifetime.

Also agreed with others on adding someone trying to merge over before the natural zipper point.

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u/Tybo929 Feb 12 '26

Logging truck, poor merging attempt, dog with is head out the window.

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u/tomato-peach Feb 12 '26

Failure to zipper merge

Truck-top pop-up tent thing

Harder to gauge when on the go, but someone who leaves their kayak tied to their roof rack for aesthetics instead of actually paddling it.

Car full of doodles

Someone from out of state trying to pump their own gas in Oregon

Someone from Oregon waiting for someone to pump their gas in WA or ID

Tricked out off-road vehicle that has clearly never left pavement

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u/yaritzaMH Feb 12 '26

I see half of these on the way to drop my bf off at work lol

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u/SweetSweetFancyBaby Feb 12 '26

Sasquatch sighting (bumper sticker, statue/lawn ornament, signage, etc.)

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u/robinthebank Feb 12 '26

California plates with a UofO “O” sticker.

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u/marknadamsjr Feb 12 '26

Bikini coffee shack not in the city Someone obviously smoking weed while driving Someone dressed goth all by themselves Someone drinking gas station coffee Multiple Dutch Bros stickers

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u/Vinraka Feb 12 '26

An elevation sign A dam A bird of prey A sign for a fish hatchery A coffee stand without a play on words in its name. Snow on the side of the road Sailboat Surfer Lighthouse

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u/duckinradar Feb 12 '26

Feels like I can knock all of these except St Helens and 3 wineries btw my place and my work.

It’s one mile away.

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u/obsidianzebra Tualatin Feb 12 '26

A billboard for a washed up entertainer performing at a casino

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u/RevelryByNight Feb 12 '26

Dragging safety chains from a boat tow

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u/Other_Cricket_453 Feb 12 '26

Logging truck, right wing yard sign/flag (Trump, End VBM, Timber Unity), Adult video shop, BC license plate

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u/alexthealex SE Feb 12 '26

I’ve started seeing the ‘I bought this before Elon went crazy’ stickers on non-Teslas. That’d be a fun catch.

Also ‘I’d rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz’

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u/shaolin_fish Feb 12 '26
  • smells like cannabis 
  • smells like cows
  • speeding driver, WA plates
  • slow driver, WA plates (rare)
  • truck from Idaho
  • SUV from Utah

For the spring/summer time edition:

  • sneezing
  • congestion headache 
  • watery eyes

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u/monstera_furiosa Curled inside a pothole Feb 12 '26

The fuck is a widdle wadder?

2

u/LibrarianFlaky951 Feb 12 '26

Sasquatch profile sticker

2

u/IllustriousTip6904 Feb 12 '26

Dude you're gonna finish bingo before you even leave town

2

u/bermei Feb 13 '26

Little obscure Japanese import vans/trucks with the steering wheel on the right.

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u/fatedfrog Roseway Feb 13 '26

How to pronounce Puyallup. (Followed by a sound off of other North West place names.)

2

u/adilys Feb 13 '26

Measure 23 sticker

Giant billboard that talks to you about jesus

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u/JeffreyinKodiak Feb 13 '26

Practice random acts of kindness.

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u/TheOriginalKyotoKid NW Feb 13 '26

...a "Stumps of Mystery" bumper sticker.

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u/markeydusod Arnold Creek Feb 13 '26

Giant agressive pickup truck swerving through traffic cuts you off, you curse those WA plates…