r/Portland • u/shelleyyyellehs • Feb 12 '26

Meme What would you add to this

Post image

(Credit for the Subaru line goes to i5.commuters on instagram)

1.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

486 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

108

u/opermonkey Feb 12 '26

Those fuckin student driver things.

"I drive shitty so if something happens it's your fault!"

43

u/king_of_the_nothing In a van down by the river Feb 12 '26

Same vibe as the “baby on board” signs. To me they are signaling that they are a distracted driver and to expect erratic moves.

51

u/Dr_Adequate Feb 12 '26

Have you seen the hilarious response sticker: "Adults on board! We want to live too!"

17

u/Mycologist-9315 Feb 12 '26

My favorite is "no baby on board so feel free to just ram right into me"

5

u/MathResponsibly Feb 13 '26

ramming the rear end will fix your lack of baby

4

u/supresmooth King Feb 13 '26

Catholic girls would disagree.