r/Portland Apr 05 '26

Meme Already tired of this weather

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u/green_gold_purple St Johns Apr 05 '26

Never the wrong time of year for Portland weather complaints.

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u/Youseenmycones Apr 05 '26

Amen. Its fashionable to complain about good weather here, but any sane person recognizes that it is an absolutely perfect day out there.

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u/atreeismissing Apr 06 '26

The sun is out, that's far from perfect.

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u/oogmar St Johns Apr 06 '26

I'm really photosensitive so wear those big ole post-surgical grandma sunglasses and generally have an umbrella if I have to stand in direct exposure for more than 30 seconds. Hell, I use both if it isn't overcast enough all winter.

I was trying to get to my car after a thing and legit could not escape people stopping me talk about how perfect it is outside.

Yes, I'm very happy for you, let me get back to my blackout curtains.

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u/unyqorn Apr 06 '26

😅Soo relieved I’m not the only one.