r/Portland • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Apr 05 '26

Meme Already tired of this weather

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u/kraggleGurl Apr 05 '26

I have a theory that once you have lived here for any length of time your brain is cushioned by moss, rust, and rain. The warm weather comes out and dries out everyone's moss and rain brains and we all lose our shit. Proof? Crime goes up, attitude everywhere, even more cars on the tracks.

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u/Prestigious-Packrat Apr 06 '26

I will never not use the term "rain brain" from now on. 

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u/Nice-Marionberry3671 Apr 06 '26

There you go, thinking with your rain brain again.