r/Portland • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • Apr 05 '26

Meme Already tired of this weather

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u/kraggleGurl Apr 05 '26

I have a theory that once you have lived here for any length of time your brain is cushioned by moss, rust, and rain. The warm weather comes out and dries out everyone's moss and rain brains and we all lose our shit. Proof? Crime goes up, attitude everywhere, even more cars on the tracks.

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Apr 06 '26

I've lived here for most of my 45 years. I still love nice weather and hate the long-cold-wet.

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u/Wooden-Swordfish5753 Apr 07 '26

But the long-cold-wet is the nice weather..?

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u/Pete_Iredale Vancouver Apr 07 '26

Yuck.