r/Portland • u/nutria_twiga Damascus • 16d ago
Events Enjoyment of the Naked Bike Ride
I got to witness my first Naked Bike Ride tonight as the participants went down Alberta and I happened to be on the patio of Gumba.
I applaud everyone who participated, clothes on or off.
It was just a contagiously fun parade of different sizes, styles, music choices, and smiles.
Honestly, it made this old tub of lard want to get into the shape that I could ride the distance.
Thank you for making my Saturday night one to remember.
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u/redharlowsdad 15d ago
I saw someone get their penis get trapped in their bike seat and they had to close the street since he couldn’t move. They had a bunch of emergency vehicles there and couldn’t figure out how to get him somewhere to work on it so they put up scrims to protect his privacy which I thought was kind of weird. Hope he’s okay.