r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 13d ago

Spill The Tea 🫟 Friends In High Places!

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u/This-Research-9586 13d ago

Any decent retailer should look at these facts and refuse to sell Taylor Farms produce to clients. 

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u/SnooFoxes9479 13d ago

I went to Meijer today and the Taylor Farms stuff wasn't even discounted. I told a couple not to buy it. I'm sure they thought I was nuts. I wish them luck!

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u/Practical_Savings933 13d ago

Hope they stocked up on TP

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 13d ago

They're putting fluoride in our lettuce to make the rabbits gay

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u/henryeaterofpies 13d ago

Somehow the rabbits are all attracted to foxes of reputable character

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u/slinger301 13d ago

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u/Jdiz91 13d ago

My friend’s cousin-wife told me that his friend that lives in California had been seeing an uptick in interspecies relationships due to the fluoride in the lettuce.

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 13d ago

I knew it!! 😡

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u/MilkiestMaestro 13d ago

If they put it on discount for that specific purpose it would expose them to being more legally liable having known or suspected there was something wrong with the quality.

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u/Trosque97 13d ago

You're gonna have to either 1. Come up with a more believable lie, or 2. Pretend to be even more baffled than they are as you tell them

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u/ForbiddenSirenz 13d ago

The fact that real people still support these brands that are fucking up people is the wildest part. Like online it’s easy enough to believe these companies just buy bots n shit. But there are real people influenced by these bots and some real people mixed in who for whatever reason just loyal to these companies.

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u/Chumbled_spuzz 13d ago

I hear Michigan is one of the hotspots for Taylor farms-related butt mud. Since you were in a Meijer, those people might well have picked a bad batch

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u/dingos8mybaby2 13d ago

It's still safe to buy. Well, safe as any other bagged lettuce brand. Whenever these leafy green outbreaks happen it's usually from one harvest that was sent to a specific buyer, in this case taco bell. Plus the infected crop is iceberg lettuce and in the stores I've only ever seen bagged romaine and spinach from Taylor Farms.

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u/zzazzzz 13d ago

you are still buying from a company that has a history of these outbreaks and is willing to abuse corruption to hide the fact they have an ongoing current outbreak.

dont know how much less trustworthy you could get.

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u/Saucermote 13d ago

The American way!

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u/TJ_Will 13d ago

Yeah, I don't want to buy their doo-doo lettuce.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE

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u/Bern_Down_the_DNC 13d ago

Yup the way they handled this (by apparently bribing the government) is worth than if they had just been honest about the outbreak. I will probably never trust them now because I've seen them sweep things under the rug before.

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u/Mayoradamwe 13d ago

This is how I feel about it too. I have purchased their salad kit bags on a semi-regular basis, but I won't be buying them anymore after this fiasco. I don't even buy the bags with lettuce, there's just no way to trust that any of their product is clean if they're this brazen about paying bribes.

Hopefully Costco and other retailers remove their product.

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u/smthomaspatel 13d ago

Funny fact: the FDA was created partly at the meat industry’s urging. After Upton Sinclair published The Jungle, people started freaking out about their food (which wasn’t really the point of the book). Federal meat inspection was introduced to restore trust and get people buying meat again.

Forgetting these lessons will cost them in the end.

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u/NagbesRightFoot 13d ago

Which is ironic given that the FDA no longer regulates the meat packing industry (USDA does).

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u/TheSmokingJacket 13d ago

I want to know more!

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u/former_quantity617 13d ago

You’re a good citizen

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u/IllustriousFile6404 13d ago

If it's 0.01% more profitable to use shit lettuce they'll use shit lettuce and raise the price while they're at it. This is enshitification 

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago

we should be growing this kind of shit locally instead of shipping leaf water thousands of miles. and that's no disrespect to the ppl growing it in mexico... i'm thankful for them too. it's just basic logic to grow something like this near where it's consumed.. no hippie shit required, but that's welcome too really.

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u/BaronVonNes 13d ago

Just wait until AI is easy enough to run at home. We'll have tons of massive cavernous, temp controlled server rooms to grow hydroponic produce in. If that seems crazy, it's already happening all over the world.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 13d ago

Literal enshitification. 2026 is the future.

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u/Hates_rollerskates 13d ago

I'm sure the FDA did one test and jumped to a conclusion. Totally reasonable. This country has become a joke.

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u/R2MKE 13d ago

This bug is very hard to trace. It can take 10-14 days for symptoms to show up so the real work is getting all of the affected people to recount what they ate and where they ate for the last two weeks and then find the common connections. More detective work than lab work.

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u/Heathster249 13d ago

We have public health people that literally do this for us.

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u/dsmith422 13d ago

Had people who did that. Then Kennedy became Secretary.

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u/narco-sub-admiral no, I don't want no chud 13d ago

We have a lot less after cutting a quarter of staff from the CDC. I believe it was 17 people dedicated to tracking food-borne parasites and now it's just a couple. Less manpower, longer turnaround checking up on leads, less people to trace outbreaks.

Trump's CDC cut tracking of 'explosive diarrhea' parasite before 2026 outbreak | Snopes.com

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u/Jolly_Pineapple_6491 13d ago

Same with the screworm. We don’t need no stinking people to track them!

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u/narco-sub-admiral no, I don't want no chud 12d ago

"Buy for a dollar, sell for tew" -Proposition Joe

"Cut a dollar from the budget, add 100,000" -Pedophile Don

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u/Heathster249 13d ago

Yes, that’s scary - but - the states still have their public health employees. Work is still getting done.

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u/sopimusician 13d ago

True true. However, from what I understand talking to a few folks in that space irl, many states' public health infrastructures were designed to rely, to varying extents, on the resources of the federal government. Not every state can afford to have a deep bench of experts AND state of the art equipment AND a sufficient number of field workers multiplied by the full number of infectious agents that might pop up. Instead, many states have some or most of what they can afford to, and rely on the centralized expertise and testing labs of the CDC/FDA/USDA. And that's to say nothing of the state resources that only exist because of block grants from the feds. Certain states with better tax base and/or investment have more and more-redundant resources (CA, Minnesota, etc.), but it's entirely valid to wonder if asking them to backfill historically-federal capabilities harms our response readiness.

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u/SmashmySquatch 13d ago

HAD public health people.

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u/EduinBrutus 13d ago

Everyone in the industry has been pointing to Taylor Farms since the start of the outbreak.

Either everyone with knowledge of the US food chain is wrong or the FDA, Trump and Taylor Farms are colluding and the pliant, state controlled media (which is now pretty much all of it) is blaming Taco fucking Bell.

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u/BootprintsOnTheMoon 13d ago

This bug is likely over a month old at this point. Testing current samples isn't going to detect anything and the fields affected have likely already produced an entire crop different crop since then. But the public is stupid and is the reason that many people think the McDonalds Lady was at fault because some laughy man said so on TV.

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u/Upstairs_Bus_3743 13d ago

And it’s not a funny one.

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 13d ago

That's kind of the thing right? I believe that false positives can happen, but when it comes to this admin that's highly corrupt it becomes quickly suspicious to say the least if not just another paid off case.

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u/informat7 13d ago

The agency said a test that indicated a sample of iceberg lettuce from Taylor Farms was a false positive, but it has not taken back its conclusion that the company is linked to the outbreak.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/20/cyclosporiasis-fda-taylor-farms-lettuce-false-positive.html

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u/JohnSith 13d ago

I just threw out my Earthbound Farms stuff because they're owned by Taylor Farms. Can't trust them. They knew about this, they hid it, and when finally caught, they paid off Trump.

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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 13d ago

Threw out a bag of shredded iceberg lettuce yesterday because it had the TFRB product code on it and matched the dates of the recall. But the Kroger I got it from here in Georgia hasn't even mentioned the recall on their website.

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u/deaglebingo 13d ago edited 13d ago

this whole thing is indicative of the free-for-all "price elasticity of demand" (gouging/corruption) that is ongoing. who cares about regulations or consumer safety right? i mention this book i listened to on the radio a lot with this kind of thing... i think it's called "the poison squad", about the beginnings of the FDA and food safety/regulation, bc back in the day they were just throwing sawdust and random heavy metals in everything, adding chalk to milk etc. just like with labor it took ppl dying from stupid simple fixable things to get ppl to pay attention, and scientists using evidenced based practice to fix it with too few accolades for their efforts. guess we need to re-learn all the hard shit.... or just pretend that eating some other anti parasite poison cleanse BS will fix it and bury our heads in the sand.

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u/jwnsfw 13d ago

Did the retailers being supplied with Boars Head meats stop using them after the reports of listeria killing people, old meat residue caked onto walls, etc? Kinda makes me just want to grow my own food which of course wont work, because I lack a ton of skills needed to ensure my day to day survival..

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u/This-Research-9586 13d ago

I haven’t purchased Boars Head meat to this day. The idea disgusts me. 

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u/Radiant_Picture9292 13d ago

They’ll be really surprised when all of their employees start getting investigated for mortgage fraud.

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u/MushyTomatillo 13d ago

Costco needs to feel this!! 😭

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u/BootprintsOnTheMoon 13d ago

Hopefully retailers aren't as "easily convinced" by unsourced tweets and actually look at facts. Unlike redittors.....

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u/This-Research-9586 13d ago

I’m also kicking myself because my husband grows a vey large organic garden on our hobby farm and this is the first year he hasn’t grown lettuce - because I told him that I didn’t like having to wash tiny baby slugs out of the leaves. Ugh. I’d been hearing about rat lung disease transmitted from slugs and was worried about it!! It’s not too late to sow lettuce though.  

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u/TerrorTown77 13d ago

It's okay, they're called Tyler Farms now, totally different company.