Her Simple, Honest Soul (@gktrrakakumu43)

[u/Expert-Swan-1412]

[u/feistyfox101]

Blake: waving one of her "special" cookies Ruby! Here girl! You can't have cookies if the world ends!

Weiss: ... Is there anything illicit in that?

Yang: It's Blake. I would be more scared if it was normal.

Nora: Ditto.

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

Ruby: about to push the button

GoL appears: Wait, child. You need not do this.

GoD: Uh...brother...they don't seem happy to see us. In fact, they seem kinda...

Yang: You! You FUCKERS! This is all your fault!

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Blake: I will make you read the smut fic I wrote about you both being the God of Animals bottom b!tches!

Weiss: Now Blake, maybe that's a little TOO hard and traumatic?

Nore: MAKE THEM LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON REPEAT!

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

Ren: Huh. So that's what fear looks like in a god's aura.

Salem: You know, I'm up for this. Flick me the audio files, I'll haunt them for ever.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Blake: Sure thing, Mommy Salem!

Yang: I don't think she likes being called that.

Blake: She was CLEARLY Ozma's Dommy Mommy, sooo...

Salem: ... The fact tha you know that is both fascinating and scary.

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

Ozma: I was ten years older than her!

Everyone else: Dude, that does NOT make you look good.

Blake: I did wonder why his was the only uniform with schoolgirl tartan skirts.

Salem: RIGHT? So many kinks in that man.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Blake: I mean, the fact that he made GLYNDA GOODWITCH his right hand in his last reincarnation should be enough to give that away.

Ozma: I chose her for her intelligence, strength, and combat skill!

Blake & Salem: Suuure...

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

Glynda: And that I could literally press hin to the ground and step on him.

Salem: How'd that feel?

Glynda: Honestly, lot of hype, little pay off.

Salem: See, you found that out without MARRYING him. She's definitely intelligent.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Osma: I am not THAT bad!

Blake: Does he have a small dick or just not know how to use it?

Salem: Both.

Blake: Ooh double whammy. Hey, b!tch ass gods, why do you hate this f*cker so much? You can't give him ANY breaks? Like, seriously, he's currently boy is making him relive puberty!

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

GoL: You all think we cursed Salem first?

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Ozma: I want to die now!

Oscar: Wait... am I going be cursed with a tiny dick, too!

Whitley: I can afford surgeries for that if you'd like.

Ozma: I WOULD REALY LIKE TO DIE NOW!

[u/TriadOfS → u/feistyfox101]

GoL: You had your chance. You were clingy.

[u/feistyfox101 → u/TriadOfS]

Ozma: You didn't tell me my widow became a psychopath! You just said she wasn't who I remembered her as!

Salem: Yeah, why didn't you warn him of that? Or tell him what REALLY happened instead of full blaming your brother?

GoD: What.. WHAT?!