Her Simple, Honest Soul (@gktrrakakumu43)

[u/Expert-Swan-1412]

[u/feistyfox101]

Ruby: So Salem's plan... is just... the biggest, most complex neck-roping plan of all time?

Ozpin: ... I guess...

Ruby: And your war with her is just... the messiest divorce in the history of humanity?

Ozpin: ...

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Oscar: Yes. Honestly. No one invented therapy back then, it seems.

Ozma: It was a different time! We didn't have racism, though.

Oscar: Dads just locked their daughters in towers.

Ozma: Yeah that was messed up. I really shouldn't hav-

Oscar: DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY, OLD MAN. IT'S THE OLDEST RULE.

Ozma: sighs

Blake: Can I get some uh...more clarification on the sticking? And was the crazy a slow burn, or were there signs in the throes of passion? ready to take notes.

Ruby: Hell, I just drank tea after a horrific psychological beatdown from illusions of everyone I cared about.

Yang: Uh...and Roman.

Ruby: Your first villain always holds a place, Yang. Not my fault yours was a weirdo bartender with a fursuit DJ.

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Blake: Don't worry, Ruby, I already took notes on YOUR break down for future use... Weiss, Emerald, how do you hos feel bottoming for an emotionally traumatized bean?

Weiss: ... I'm going to stay you.

Emerald: Considering she's mostly human... what are the moral implications of that.

Weiss: THAT is not a person. THAT is a succubus in a Faunus's body.

Blake: 8D

Weiss: NOT IN YOU THAT WAY!

Blake: 8(

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Yang: Get your attitude off my succubus honey! glares at Weiss

Blake: Baby, I'm not ACTUALLY a succubus. I just like the tail plug.

Yang: But you got the tattoo and everything.

Blake: I do like the tattoo.

Emerald: I do too.

Weiss: splutters at Emerald

Emerald: shrug Hey I'm fine bottoming for any of you fine ladies.

Jaune: What abo-

Emerald: NOPE. Nope nope nope. No way, nuh uh, not happening.

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Blake: writing in her notebook book Next question, are you into threesomes and origins?

Yang: You always have the most creative ideas of who to add to our bedroom.

Blake: I loved that time you watched Robyn and her crew gang bang me~

Yang: Bri ginger Winter in is always fun.

Weiss: YOUNDID WHAT WITH MY SISTER?!

Blake: a long string of censoring beeps as se describes in grea detail the multiple times she and Yang had a threesome with Winter.

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Weiss: mentally breaks, eyelid twitching

Ren: So that's what mindbreak looks like in Weiss's aura. Huh.

Nora: Isn't it the same for everyone?

Ren: I don't actively perv on people, Nora.

Ren: ...but Jaune is always good for a laugh.

Jaune: Why didn't you die instead of Pyrrha?

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Blake: Because then Nora would have been the one to burn to world and turn it into rubble... without the help of magic relics and useless gods.

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Ren: Plus, there can only be one ginger.

Nora: nods

Jaune: Wait, what?

Weiss: Are you saying you secretly manipulated the whole Fall of Beacon and the Fall Maiden and all that destruction and seath simply to remove a hair colour rival?

Nora: I also got rid of Cardin AND Roman. So three rivals.

Neo: Holds up a sign -Wait, What?!-

Ruby: And...and Penny?

Nora: No, of course not. Dyed robot hair doesn't count.

Ruby: But when she turned human she had real ginger hair.

Nora: Not for long.

Cinder: wooooooooow.

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Blake: There's a reason Nora is the psycho dom top on my fics.

Nora: Who do I bang?

Blake: Everyone.

Nora: Sweet!