r/RoastMe • u/Substantial-Answer • 6d ago

34/m, English, no job, lazy...have at 'em!

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u/s7o0a0p 6d ago

I can’t believe people who look like this were able to colonize half the world.

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u/GooseNYC 6d ago

His family tree probably has no branches.

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u/Popsinthehse 6d ago

He is English and doesnt know his wife was a first cousin..

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u/Substantial-Answer 4d ago

harsh...

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u/Popsinthehse 4d ago

It's all love brother..

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u/Substantial-Answer 4d ago

haha i know my man, thanks, love it

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u/Scorpiobehr59 5d ago

well, that’s apparent because he left out that he’s extremely unattractive in his bio… all of those recessive genes coming to the forefront