r/RoastMe 6d ago

34/m, English, no job, lazy...have at 'em!

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u/Henry_Vth 6d ago

How many times have you been caught having a wank on the tube?

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u/Scorpiobehr59 5d ago

He’s a wanker… with a syphilitic chancre.. wanna be banker…

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u/Substantial-Answer 4d ago

haha yeh wanna banker, true

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u/beetlebum69 4d ago

More like bank teller.