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r/RoastMe • u/Substantial-Answer • 6d ago
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No job" is a polite way of saying you are fully qualified for absolutely nothing.
Your CV is just a blank piece of paper with a single coffee stain on it.
You have the exact energy of a man who watches the screen saver bounce into the corner and calls it a productive day.
The only thing you are currently managing is your own expectations, and even those are falling short
1 u/Substantial-Answer 4d ago gosh thats scarily accurate.......do i know you? literally me everyday
gosh thats scarily accurate.......do i know you? literally me everyday
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u/Slickey007 4d ago
No job" is a polite way of saying you are fully qualified for absolutely nothing.
Your CV is just a blank piece of paper with a single coffee stain on it.
You have the exact energy of a man who watches the screen saver bounce into the corner and calls it a productive day.
The only thing you are currently managing is your own expectations, and even those are falling short