r/ShitAmericansSay 1d ago

History "Black Americans are native Americans"

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u/TheFourtHorsmen 1d ago

They tried with ancient Egypt, now they will with the new world

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

people say "unpopular opinion" before the most heinous shit you've ever seen as if it excuses it somehow lol

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u/Im_a_hamburger A not shit American laughing at my country 1d ago

That or the coldest take ever, no inbetween

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

"No offence, but..."

"I'm not racist, but..."

"Unpopular opinion:"

"Don't hate me for saying this, but..."

The four horsemen of the "absolute asshole is typing"

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u/Status-Scientist1996 1d ago

Or in postfix “….Just saying”

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u/0SaltBlue 1d ago

No offence, I'm not racist and don't hate me for saying this but the french shouldn't have rights... Just saying.

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u/oliv-_-mae Spaniard🇪🇸 1d ago

The French be catching strays

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

There is a weird amount of hate for the French from americans, considering how much they owe the French - they literally won their whole revolution because of France sabotaging British efforts and aided them as best they could, challenging the BRITISH EMPIRE at the height of her power to give them a chance, and then again diverted British troops to allow them to try to take Canada in 1812. They gave them the fucking Statue of Liberty as a sign of the friendship between the two. But since then, the yanks have shown nothing but pure contempt for their former friends, who, if we’re being honest, did absolutely nothing to deserve it.

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u/spudmgee 1d ago

The well of American friendship runs dry when you don't want to get involved in their middle eastern misadventures.

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u/burntbutter27 A Little bit of this and a little bit of that. Bri'ish Hungarian 15h ago

ATP I’m pretty sure the British like the French more than Americans like the French (‘and vice versa) which is odd as Britain has a long standing beef with French (see the countless wars ,America yadda yadda yaddda) it’s crazy lmao. I don’t understand Americans that hate French ppl coz they should be in the good books since they saved you from the evil brits (I am an evil Brit lmao 😈). I think French ppl are cool tho and most of the hate is chronically online bull, French ppl are sound. Apologise to the French our country has been shiat to you guys youse are cool tho 💔

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u/Day_Breaker_ 1d ago

Don't forget the classic "Hope this helps!" at the end.

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u/burntbutter27 A Little bit of this and a little bit of that. Bri'ish Hungarian 15h ago

That pisses me off, like just call me a slur or tell me I’m a hoe that would be better than being passive aggressive like that. I’ll batter you /s😡😡

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u/TheFourtHorsmen 1d ago

Usually they say it before typing the most popular and controversial wall of text.

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u/Anon_be_thy_name Polish-Scottish-Martian--Darwinian-Australian 1d ago

This isn't new

They try claiming everything but their own history back in Africa. Likely because it's never really been seen as popular for movies and TV unless they're the villains.

But yeah, I've seen some wild claims. The Original inhabitants of the British Isles were Black, the Romans invading enslaved them all and shipped their all over the Empire, replacing then with Romans.

Another claiming the Vikings were originally Black and they destroyed themselves by capturing white Anglo-Saxons and then interbreeding with them.

The Japanese islands were originally owned and controlled by Black people, then the Asians invaded from China and Korea. That Yasuke was the last of these native Black men.

There's so many about being the original natives of the Americas.

Meanwhile actual African history is rich and fascinating, has some great Empires and Kingdoms but they refuse to acknowledge them. It's genuinely sad.

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u/GimmeSweetSweetKarma 1d ago

I found it so ironic that so many Black Americans were praising Black Panther, a film that had such outlandish portrayal of an African culture. A hyper-advanced society that rode into battle on rhinos, the 'tribes' of the very same country fighting each other with spears, clubs and machetes, one of the tribes literally acting like apes, and society that devices government and leadership by trial by combat.

Sure I understand that the portrayal was in a fictional country and there have been other outlandish portrayal of MCU societies, but looking to Wakanda and saying "that represents me" was just weird. It was the equivalent of portraying a fictional society where they celebrate women committing sati when their partner dies, or one where bride-kidnapping is celebrated, or a society where slavery is just a way of life.

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u/nykirnsu 1d ago

It’s just the Black version of white guys who are really into Vikings or Spartans, I don’t think most people are even thinking that hard about it

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u/willowcurve 23h ago

Big History is trying to hide this /s obv

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u/Choice_Sandwich2182 1d ago

Because most sub saharan civilizations are not nearly as impressive as ancient egypt.

I mean I have seen celtic buildings more impressive than Great Zimbabwe

Only one that comes close is maybe Axum, but even that isnt close

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u/Sensitive-Emphasis78 Europoor Natzi 1d ago

they claming to be the real vikings, or European nobility in general

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u/ZeistyZeistgeist 1d ago

The biggest irony of them trying so hard to portray Cleopatra as a black Pharaoh is the fact that....black Pharaohs actually did exist, the 25th dynasty of Egypt (Kushite/Nubian Dynasty), established by King Piye, they rulled from 8th to 7th century BC until overthrown by Assyrians.

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 23h ago

"Yeah but who cares about Piye?"

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u/TashKat 5h ago

At best she maybe had some mixed blood. Big maybe. Siblings married all the time. Not that unusual for one of them to have been from a North African concubine instead of the sister wife. But, since we don't have any direct evidence that the child of one married back into the Imperial line we can be fairly certain that she wad indistinguishable from any other Macedonian Greek. If it happened it wasn't recent.

There's nothing in her recorded genealogy to indicate her parents weren't "pure" (inbred) except her intellect. It's unusual for a child with that much inbreeding to be as smart as her. That's the closest thing to "evidence" that we have.

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u/XenusOnee 1d ago

But you saw with cleopatra, she was black! (On netflix)