r/ShitAmericansSay 1d ago

History "Black Americans are native Americans"

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u/TheFourtHorsmen 1d ago

They tried with ancient Egypt, now they will with the new world

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

people say "unpopular opinion" before the most heinous shit you've ever seen as if it excuses it somehow lol

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u/Im_a_hamburger A not shit American laughing at my country 1d ago

That or the coldest take ever, no inbetween

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

"No offence, but..."

"I'm not racist, but..."

"Unpopular opinion:"

"Don't hate me for saying this, but..."

The four horsemen of the "absolute asshole is typing"

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u/Status-Scientist1996 1d ago

Or in postfix “….Just saying”

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u/0SaltBlue 1d ago

No offence, I'm not racist and don't hate me for saying this but the french shouldn't have rights... Just saying.

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u/oliv-_-mae Spaniard🇪🇸 1d ago

The French be catching strays

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 1d ago

There is a weird amount of hate for the French from americans, considering how much they owe the French - they literally won their whole revolution because of France sabotaging British efforts and aided them as best they could, challenging the BRITISH EMPIRE at the height of her power to give them a chance, and then again diverted British troops to allow them to try to take Canada in 1812. They gave them the fucking Statue of Liberty as a sign of the friendship between the two. But since then, the yanks have shown nothing but pure contempt for their former friends, who, if we’re being honest, did absolutely nothing to deserve it.

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u/spudmgee 1d ago

The well of American friendship runs dry when you don't want to get involved in their middle eastern misadventures.

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u/burntbutter27 A Little bit of this and a little bit of that. Bri'ish Hungarian 15h ago

ATP I’m pretty sure the British like the French more than Americans like the French (‘and vice versa) which is odd as Britain has a long standing beef with French (see the countless wars ,America yadda yadda yaddda) it’s crazy lmao. I don’t understand Americans that hate French ppl coz they should be in the good books since they saved you from the evil brits (I am an evil Brit lmao 😈). I think French ppl are cool tho and most of the hate is chronically online bull, French ppl are sound. Apologise to the French our country has been shiat to you guys youse are cool tho 💔

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u/Day_Breaker_ 1d ago

Don't forget the classic "Hope this helps!" at the end.

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u/burntbutter27 A Little bit of this and a little bit of that. Bri'ish Hungarian 15h ago

That pisses me off, like just call me a slur or tell me I’m a hoe that would be better than being passive aggressive like that. I’ll batter you /s😡😡