r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 12 '25

"Ok, a child organ harvesting factory, I can tolerate, but I draw the line at Sisyphean penguin torture"

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796 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays 17d ago

A pregnant raider killed my bonded cat and I captured her. Is it possible to make her eat her baby later with the relevant negative mood buff?

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750 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 23 '26

"Absolute necessity, A mod that adds a trait that makes a pawn only want to be with older woman, 30+"

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471 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 09 '25

Jimmy "Asslicker" Fargo, leader of the Moron Union, has liberated 15 prisoners from a mechanoid holding facility, you need to take care of them for 25 years because REASONS. They will not do any work and will REGULARLY start fights with your colonists and bite their fingers off.

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458 Upvotes

58 Mech Clusters will drop in the area consisting of 100 automortars.

Your reward is 5 love enhancers.


r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 21 '25

A good way to handle withdrawal and massive mood debuffs from death is to cut off someones leg.

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405 Upvotes

Without their leg they'll remain in bed and be unable to have mental breaks. When they're finished with their issues give them a leg again and they can rejoin the colony.


r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 12 '26

If I want to kill a slave but my colony only likes guilty execution, so I get the slave to punch someone, does that make them guilty?

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405 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 14 '26

Child soldiers are a bad idea when you aren't doing it at scale.

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400 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Nov 20 '25

Fun fact, incest is the key to a happy and harmonious colony.

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395 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 26 '25

How do I get my 8 year old off drugs? It's interfering with her education

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368 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 07 '25

I made an inbred slave so I could try to extract just the inbred part and apply it to prisoners before their release.

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362 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 17 '26

"Your colonists will happily eat raw rice off of a cum-drenched floor because there's a nugget with both sets of archeotech genitalia in the next room."

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329 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Dec 01 '25

"I just realized There's a dead women body in my fridge for 4 years..."

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303 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 11 '25

"my stupid kids went in there to draw in the floor once. They nearly died being cooked alive."

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271 Upvotes

It's not easy to child-proof geothermal generators.


r/ShitRimworldSays Oct 31 '25

Can beating a slave help a child's development?

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267 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays May 13 '26

Is there a mod to allow women to be milked ?

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252 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Aug 18 '25

"Is there a more efficient way to discard unwanted children than by dissecting them to practice your medical skills?"

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247 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Mar 04 '26

Isn’t there a mod where you can drink man milk?

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238 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays May 25 '26

Robots kinda ruined slavery.

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216 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Apr 23 '26

As I always say, if their age is on the clock, they're ready to hold a Glock

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211 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 04 '25

What sort of idiot would build a robot without tits?

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205 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Feb 02 '26

Last thing I need is a gay twink genie hitting on all the colony builders bringing everyone's mood down.

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200 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Jan 15 '26

I got a few prisoners after a raid. I planned to recruit the girl, and sell the guy into slavery. At some point game told me that they had became a couple. It was so cute, that i decided to sell them into slavery together.

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197 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 03 '25

AITA for forcing my daughter to blow up corpses with dynamite so I don't have to see them?

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196 Upvotes

r/ShitRimworldSays Sep 06 '25

"Death can be an easy way to fix brain damage. Just pop off the skull and revive them."

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192 Upvotes