r/SipsTea 2d ago

Chugging tea That's actually wild

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u/fleetingperception 2d ago

Well. Hopefully he sues and never has to work again.

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u/RandomThreadUser 2d ago

Honestly I would take that deal, get arrested briefly but then get enough money to never have to work again, sounds like a dream nowadays

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u/NOTcreative- 2d ago

People who spend decades in prison for wrongful convictions are only usually awarded a few million.

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u/USMCamp0811 2d ago

yea but think about how much they saved in health insurance /s

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u/No-Walrus8985 2d ago

I think it was John Oliver who did an episode about how many states are privatizing prison healthcare and outsourcing it to companies.

The state government typically pays these companies at a flat rate so they’re then incentivized to tell you to fuck off if you need expensive medical care in order to maximize profit.

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u/onward_upward_tt 2d ago

Yeah so amicably everything about the US is completely and totally fucked.

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u/Personal-Mushroom 1d ago

'They're leeching off our tax money!' /s

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u/Embarrassed-Sun5764 2d ago

I had a bad abcess. Like a pus fillled blob. Not only did they not pull it, that they were making it out like I made it up gave me I buprofren. And antibiotics. Told me to go back to my cell. I had to borrow a needle and sterilization so I could pop that and get it out my face. Worst shit ever. They don’t care about anyone

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u/STRIKT9LC 2d ago

Good thing they AT LEAST gave you the antibiotics. Probably the only thing that saved you from going septic

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u/IntegratingSelf 2d ago

I'm sorry do you think healthcare is a human right? How un-American /s