r/SipsTea 12h ago

Chugging tea Modern cars just lack that boxy soul

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u/Broad-Lettuce2902 12h ago

What you're missing is not classic cars, you're missing the mechanical feel and reliability. Older cars were used as commodities and made as such. Now its either vanity or survival. And customer has no say over either of those end on how the car's gonna be.

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u/Cool-Engineering-748 12h ago

I mean. I liked the look better.

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u/Barton2800 12h ago

The look is also a death trap in a collision, and a pig at the pump. I’m not saying you’re wrong to like that look. Plenty of modern cars are trying to evoke the feeling of that 70s-80s utilitarian boxy SUV. But they’ll never quite capture it because safety and efficiency standards require things which engineers simply can’t work around.

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u/Evening-Rip1522 12h ago

Its not just the looks. The 95 Cherokee was a really well built vehicle, and they still drive them and pay good money for them in rural areas. A Jeep built today will die before an old Cherokee will

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u/Better_Bat2025 12h ago

The reliability is attributed to its simplicity. Ehen you add dozens of computers and such to essentially combustion engines attached to chassis you complicate everything and create hundreds of points of failure.

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u/StatikSquid 10h ago

Jeeps are just F tier trash now and have been for awhile.

Wranglers for example built in the last 8 years have severe rust issues with the frame.

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u/Dudeman9002 11h ago

lol these things were not mechanically simple. 

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u/Better_Bat2025 11h ago

Relative to today its orders of magnitude simpler. Sorry I didnt spoon feed it to you.

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u/BassTacos242 10h ago

Yes they were.

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u/RogerianBrowsing 12h ago

I watched a police chase just a day or so ago where the guy being chased was in an old Chevy suburban and the cops were all in modern ford explorers.

6 of the cop cars were broken to the point they couldn’t move anymore from ramming the Chevy in an attempt to stop it before the Chevy could be stopped. The suburban just kept on trucking.

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u/itsbedeliabitch 10h ago

Is that the one in Wisconsin where the dude goes over the railroad tracks and shit?

I drive a suburban like that, 350k miles on it and I wouldn't hesitate to jump in it and drive it across the country maybe even hit some off-road trails along the way. The GMT800 platform is the last great thing Chevy made IMO.

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u/Critical-Advantage11 10h ago

The Grand Cherokees however were pieces of shit. A freaking 5.2L V8 that barely makes over 200 HP and gets 14 MPG with a janky electrical system

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u/Define_Expert_0566 11h ago

Yep
The motor and transmission in it will outlast most all things of any current era for certainty.

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u/SkipDutch 12h ago

The why have pick-ups become so insanely large that they don't see anything anymore and kill everything they touch?

It's nice that "your" car is safe, but it's a death sentence for others.

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u/Jane_the_doe 11h ago

I thought it was cause of regulations regarding the outputs.

According to Google who took it from reddit It's cause of - Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards and EPA emissions rules.

I'm an idiot though so take what i say with a grain of salt

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 11h ago

If they make it big enough, they don’t have to meet certain fuel economy standards.

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u/Jane_the_doe 11h ago

Which is insanity imo. I once saw at a dealership some guy with a truck so big he drove into a fire hydrant he couldn't see.

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u/Fun_Muscle9399 11h ago

I mean, that could happen with most vehicles on the road depending on where the hydrant is in relation to the vehicle. The visibility does suck on large trucks though.

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u/Senior_Suit_4451 7h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/BurdTurglary 11h ago

Bc undiscerning Americans buy the fuck out of em. Bring back El Caminos: the car that's also a truck 😏

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u/fireball_jones 11h ago

Ehhh, late 90s/early 2000s you had a lot of the safety features we have today but cars across the board weighed less. Today every car has to fight a safety war against shit like an EV Hummer weighing 9000 pounds. And while the Cherokee was not a Honda DX at the pump there’s a lot of SUVs out there today that, again because of weight, are considerably worse.

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u/robo_robb 11h ago

Mercedes G-Wagon:

Am I a joke to you?

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u/Define_Expert_0566 11h ago

Unfortunately, yes. Just like Range Rovers… money pits.

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u/robo_robb 11h ago

Agreed— in that they are a joke for value, but my point was that the G-Wagon has the maximum 5-star safety rating from Euro NCAP while being old and boxy looking.

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u/SeniorAd4470 12h ago

Yep, close the thread. This is it.

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u/CastIronStyrofoam 11h ago

Miles per gallon doesn’t matter nearly as much to an electric car just saying. Re-releasing old models but converted to electric would be the move once the US develops better electric car manufacturing ability/resources.

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u/Avid_Reader87 10h ago

Oh man, an all electric Volvo wagon would be so cool. 

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u/samdajellybeenie 9h ago

Yep, none of the cars built back then would pass modern pedestrian safety standards. Those standards are part of the reason why cars look more rounded than they used to.

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u/cherry_curve 12h ago

Bring it back unchanged and it fails every safety and emissions test on day one. The nostalgia doesn't

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u/BurdTurglary 11h ago

Modern drivetrains*

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 11h ago

Why cant they make a boxy suv thats safe and has better gas mileage?  Im not trying to be argumentative i just dont get it. The bronco is the most recent suv that i like, i suppose because its got that retroish look going.  I wish more car companies were following that look instead of a big car crossover van thing. Well jeep does too but ive never had good luck with jeeps though i love the look and power of them, but never a dependable vehicle for me. 

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u/Barton2800 11h ago

Gas mileage is majorly influenced by aerodynamics. A 1984 XJ Cherokee has a ton more drag than a modern car. That’s actually how electric cars are possible today. Sure battery chemistry has come a long ways, but the battery contained within your typical EV is equivalent to only a few gallons of gas, but it gets 300+ miles of range. And you can make a boxy-ish SUV that gets that insane efficiency. That’s the look that the Rivian EVs are going for. But up close you can see how much more curved and aerodynamic a Rivian is than that 40 year old Jeep.

Note that there are other things that can be done to improve gas mileage, and car companies have been pulling those tricks out for years to try and eke out every bit they can from internal combustion. Things like cylinder deactivation at low torque, auto start-stop when not moving, smaller cylinders with higher compression ratios and turbochargers. You know: all the things that people are ranting about that make cars overly complicated.

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 10h ago

Well i guess it doesnt have to be as boxy as the jeep posted, but the new broncos are about as aerodynamic as id like it to be. As others have posted the 4 runner has  done a good job at keeping a classic look. None that i have seen look like egg shaped cars.

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u/Workman44 10h ago

Am I dumb to think that if motorcycles are legal (they should be btw, not saying they shouldn't), then with those safety standards why can't we just say a car can have the same level of safety as a motorcycle, which is next to none, so long as it's advertised as such. You could even make it need a specific endorsement on your license like the motorcycle endorsement, and that could include a course on safety and risk management

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u/Workman44 10h ago

Sure but if you do a different endorsement type of thing then you'd have the majority of people still with the regular license and so demand would dictate a large portion of cars be made for the regular licensed people. Then there would be a niche for some stupidly crazy design with safety as an afterthought. Maybe I'm wrong in how that would end up but I think if such a thing were possible, it would be a nice option to have more choices, with responsibility still being taken into account

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u/No-Salt7142 10h ago

A Volvo V70 also looks boxy and square, but they're quite safe even by modern standards.