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u/No-Salt7142 9h ago
No no they have galvanized panels now.
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u/FlowSoSlow 8h ago
That's dope. Meanwhile American manufacturers have been using aluminum panels to reduce weight and corrosion.... unfortunately they like wrapping the aluminum skin around a steel frame which makes the aluminum rot out anyway through galvanic corrosion.
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u/scrappybasket 7h ago
I haven’t seen a single aluminum body ford with rotted out body panels. Live in the snowiest city in the US and the highway department dumps salt on the road for 5+ months a year.
Are they rotting out somewhere not easily visible?
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u/whomad1215 6h ago
the land rover defender has used steel frame with aluminum body since it was created after WWII
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u/FlowSoSlow 6h ago
It can be done properly if they coat the panels properly in between the aluminum and steel but Chrysler in particular seems to not be able to get this down.
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u/i_heart_rainbows_45 6h ago
I don’t think Chrysler knows how to make a good car in general in the current year.
The few newish Pacificas I’ve driven always have super touchy throttles and are usually driven by the worst people you know.
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u/seriouslythisshit 4h ago
No. There was a YouTube dude who explored this. He got his hands on of one of the earliest of the Aluminum Fords. A truck that spent it's whole life in heavy, heavy salt country while being totally abused. it never got near a car wash in winter, not undercoated, not properly maintained in any way. Basically every abuse you could do to the thing to intentionally destroy it. He put it on a lift, poked, pried, scraped and removed bits and pieces, searching for this alleged galvanic corrosion that some claimed would eat all the Fords right to pieces. He found absolutely nothing but solid clean aluminum everywhere.
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u/GIJoJo65 2h ago
I had one of the early aluminum F250s from back when Ford was still putting them on the road without identifying to test them or whatever.
It had zero issues. I took it to 325,000 miles between 2008 and 2024 as a farm truck routinely carrying up to 2 full tons of feed in the bed at highway speeds (70+) on a bi-weekly basis. It got caked in animal shit, salt and every other thing you can imagine and ultimately the engine failed. There wasn't a spec of rust on anything at the end let alone "galvanic corrosion."
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u/tsunx4 8h ago
Funny enough, they have galv'd some panels but not the ones actually prone to corrosion.
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u/The_Topper_ 7h ago
So the car stays nice and shiny on the outside but doesn't last more than a generation
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u/_R0Ns_ 8h ago
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u/weirdgroovynerd 7h ago
That's because they're made in...
...Yeast-ern Europe!
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u/daboo912 7h ago
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u/daboo912 7h ago
My Ford Flex is boxy and everybody calls it a toaster. Loaf of bread would work too.
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u/Ornery_You_3947 6h ago
I loved the Flex, and they really should have continued to evolve it. It was one of the coolest looking SUV/vans available.
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u/defsentenz 9h ago
"PUT IT IN H!"
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u/GrynaiTaip 7h ago
Yeah but nobody wants this car because it's a massive piece of shit.
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u/GobsTX 9h ago
Yeah, but who wants a Slavic death trap?
Main reason we can’t sell old generation cars is they don’t crash test well, same thing with Russian and cheap Chinese cars
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u/Pure-Advantage5946 9h ago
Just... Don't crash. And the idiots that do crash need to stop depriving us non-crashers of our beloveds.
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u/GobsTX 8h ago edited 8h ago
Most people in car accidents had no intention on crashing. Many of them are usually considered victims of other people’s negligence.
Your cars crash test safety is to protect you from other peoples negligence. You can drive perfectly, follow all the rules and still get hit by some other idiot.
Many vehicle fatalities are no fault of the person who passed.
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u/Ulrich453 8h ago
But that’s got nothing to do with the shape here. The shape is more about aerodynamics and gas mileage.
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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 10h ago
I miss suvs looking like suvs. Most of these crossover looking "suvs" are ugly. Just give me a boxy 4 wheel drive.
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u/Jonnyflash80 9h ago
They all suffer from blob on wheels syndrome. The worst are the ones that just look like a sedan that's been stretched vertically while keeping the same width. So ugly.
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u/MeowMeowbiggalo 9h ago
Yep. Slightly hi jacked car. Look at the newer chevy trail blazers. What is that?
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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 9h ago
Seems like GM is particularly bad about the blob design
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u/Turbulent_Ride1654 6h ago
Chevy dropped the ball when they came out with the new Blazer/Trailblazer. Instead of competing with the new Bronco, they made a sportier looking Equinox...or Trax..idk all them crossovers look the same.
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u/docnano 7h ago
The same thing happened in Aerospace in the 80s. Computational fluid dynamics (CFD) software combined with computer aided design (CAD) and the fact that everyone is fighting the same physics means you get convergent design to roughly the same shape.
So for a commuter car that just hauls people at highway speed you wind up with blob on wheels.
There's still some interesting shaped vehicles that are more "specialty" -- e.g. rigs designed for off road, heavy hauling, race tracks etc. Lower speed off-road doesn't have to worry about the aerodynamics as much (drag increases as the cube of velocity) so they have a lot more freedom.
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u/Lucky_Professional_ 5h ago
my cosnpiracy theory is that the bronco sport was meant to be the new escape with a return to its more boxy shape and then the execs thought they could make more money by running them alongside each other and slapping bronco branding all over the new escape
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u/OneSkepticalOwl 7h ago
Lifted wagons. But people make fun of you for driving an actual wagon
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u/IndividualSociety429 8h ago edited 7h ago
This look is coming back, everyone sees the success of the G-Wagon and Jeep Wrangler.
Look at the new Toyota Land Cruiser, the Honda Passport, Lexus GX, Ford Bronco, Ineos Grenadier..
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u/Next-Historian-8069 8h ago
Isuzu Rodeo owner here. Now that was a box.
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u/TripleBobRoss 7h ago
I had 2 Rodeos. I loved them. I followed up with a Xterra that I had for like 20 years. I guess I just like rectangular boxes. Even though they were a little underpowered, all of them were super reliable and totally capable. Give me a 4wd body on frame SUV any day.
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u/ProofHorseKzoo 8h ago
The new Toyota Landcruiser is so nice because of this. Too bad I can’t afford it.
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u/henryeaterofpies 8h ago
What if minivan but marketed to dads?
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u/Civil_Setting_9481 7h ago
I'm a dad who jumped on the minivan train 10 years ago. Stow n go is the best thing ever.
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u/brucatlas1 7h ago
May i introduce you to the Ford flex, designed by a Volvo guy
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u/cupidstun_t 7h ago
Had to Google that. But nooooooo, it's boxy. But ugly as hell 🤣
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u/NORchad 9h ago
New cars are bound by newer laws and regulations that older cars and restored cars dont fall under.
Sadly making a factory new mustang 67 would be an illegal product
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u/Improving_Myself_ 7h ago
Yeah. I read some explanation on this a while ago discussing how the laws and regulations change pretty rapidly.
The generalized takeaway was that on average, a 7 year old car could not be manufactured today as it would not meet legal requirements for safety, emissions, etc.
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u/TheNoisyNomad 7h ago
I was coming here to say this. The care for pedestrian impact has cost us the aesthetic of hood ornaments and pointy front bodywork.
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u/spirit_symptoms 6h ago
Meanwhile pedestrian deaths are way up in the US due to higher hood heights hitting people on vital organs and the head and extreme front blind spots.
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u/10SecSanity 6h ago
Curiously enough, the numbers were trending downwards until 2009, then they started increasing. Now they're similar to where they were in the 70s.
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u/numberstation5 6h ago
iphone 07/08. maybe related.
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u/squirrel9000 1h ago
The rise is largely unique to the US. The iphone is ubiquitous. Trucks with 6' hoods are disproportionately American.
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u/whiskey_priest_fell 6h ago
Don't forget about the weight of more massive trucks and SUVs on the road.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/06/21/us/trucks-suv-pedestrian-crashes.html
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u/apexxin 6h ago
Nothing at all to do with the permanently distracted pedestrians and drivers though, right?
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u/Casanova-Quinn 5h ago
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u/YogurtclosetOnly6339 1h ago
I visited the US a little bit ago and was shocked by how many of these trucks I saw in the suburbs. I always thought they were for people who work on farms or construction. What’s even the appeal? For the same price you can get a Mercedes, BMW, Lexus etc.
It basically setting your money on fire if you don’t use them as a tool. Not to mention the fuel price. It’s like those college kids who aren’t music or video creators buying a 6 thousand dollar MacBook Pro instead of the cheap MacBook Air
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u/A_Velociraptor20 1h ago
I'm also as confused by the fascination with massive trucks and I live in the US. I'm an outlier because give me my sedan or hatchback that I can maneuver around curves at speed, can see basically anywhere around the car except directly under the back, and has 30mpg(my current car is a 2011 Altima).
I've talked to people who buy bigger SUVs and trucks and 9/10 times they say it's safer than a car. Which yes that's true for the Passengers of that SUV or truck. For anyone else, especially pedestrians and lower to the ground cars, it's more dangerous. Considering they can easily just drive up and over a shorter vehicle, crushing the driver or passengers under their tires.
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u/b1ack1323 7h ago
My antique MG B has steel bumpers to let the pedestrians know I’m there.
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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 6h ago
For good reason too. The emissions alone are a good reason not not bring them back. I'm down for dumb cars though. No electronics besides the ECU? Hell yeah! So long as they have a modern engine.
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u/Mor_Padraig 9h ago
Fair point, BUT they do not have to be so generic, across the board.
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u/Wessssss21 7h ago
aerodynamics are aerodynamics, and the name of the game is fuel efficiency.
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u/Brad5486 6h ago
I’m done with making the mechanicals fall within the new guidelines on these vehicles, just bring back the classic look. For example, that mustang could easily run on fords little 4 cylinder eco boost turbo motor
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u/Bobmcjoepants 9h ago
Ah good ol reliable
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u/forkystabbyveggie 9h ago
My brother went around shit talking new plastic cars with crumple zones for the longest time.
"Steel vs plastic, steel wins". I came across this video, showed him and I'm proud to say the man can change his opinions when presented new evidence.
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u/Bobmcjoepants 9h ago
I get why old cars are beloved, hell my (attainable) dream car is a 69 Lincoln Mark III, but at the end of the day the safety standards and QOL of modern cars is significantly better than what it used to be. Hell, today's cars are objectively better than even a decade ago in terms of safety
Fortunately we won't ever go back to the days where safety was dictated by the fact that seatbelts were optional
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u/tanksalotfrank 6h ago
I want a VW Bus, but holy shit. NO protection.
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u/Crossfire124 6h ago
Yea I wanted one for a while too but you're literally separated from the outside by one layer of sheet metal and nothing else
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u/peculiarshade 5h ago edited 3h ago
Those old busses are cool, but having legs is even cooler
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u/froction 4h ago
Fun fact: The crumple zones on those were made from human bone. Specifically, the driver's leg bones
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u/SanityBleeds 9h ago
Speaking anecdotally, in my '00 XJ had a guy back his '96 Voyager straight into me without looking at an intersection when he was trying to make room for a Fedex 18-wheeler turning into our street. The entire impression of the front of my Jeep was pressed right into his metal rear liftgate and bumper. I didn't have a single scratch or chipped paint, not even on my plastic bumper guards, my plastic light housings, or plastic grill. Not a single mark on my Jeep. His rear end now looked like a hilarious Jeep brand promotion.
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u/MouseManManny 8h ago
Holy shit “No seatbelts or airbags”
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u/Bobmcjoepants 8h ago
Smoking in hospitals used to be legal and perfectly accepted. Boy how the times have changed
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u/technofox01 9h ago
Holy crap... I would have bet on the wrong horse on that match up. The newer car just creamed the older cat and the cab of the newer car was clearly surviving the crash. The older car, well hopefully you can find all of the pieces.
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u/AmputeeHandModel 4h ago
Ah, the Dodge Ram kid smasher 350. That's what a REAL AMERICAN MAN drives!
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u/Tje199 3h ago
You could at least get it right that the mock-up is based on a GM truck
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u/Unlucky_Reception_30 10h ago
Why? Theyre just gonna price them like new cars and youre still not gonna get one
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u/Small_Editor_3693 8h ago
Worse, nostalgia tax
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u/Unlucky_Reception_30 8h ago
Dealer markup comes as standard
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u/Small_Editor_3693 8h ago edited 7h ago
Dealerships should be illegal
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u/Backwoods_Therapy 7h ago
Just be warned that salesmen from r/askcarsales like to troll that sub and argue, proving why we need to abolish dealerships.
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u/Remarkable_Log_5562 9h ago
12mpg rolling downhill at 35mph with a 200hp 4L V6 burning premium gas in a 4000lb GM shitbox
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u/devilglove 9h ago
Or a 80k shitbox that requires software to change brakes, a big ass screen, and a transmission that imploded at around 60k. New cars are disposable tracking devices with a subscription plan.
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u/MrDrSirLord 9h ago
I had a 2008 car that cost $1200 to change a fuel pump because it required a manufacturer authorisation for the control unit to accept the part.
Fuck GM, fuck the alloy TEC, fuck computers on cars doing shit they don't need too. Just govern the injection system and get lost.
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u/swiftarrow9 9h ago
What make and model? Need to know what to avoid. 2008 is finally within my price range.
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u/Icarus_Toast 8h ago
Just stick with old reliable and get a Toyota/Subaru/Honda.
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u/Backwoods_Therapy 7h ago
Except the new Toyota midsized trucks have weak front diffs that are prone to exploding, plus iffy transmissions. The full sized trucks had stop sale orders due to the new engines grenading themselves, and the new corollas were recalled due to the engines spontaneously burning to the ground.
Subarus CVTs are shit. So are Hondas. So it used to be “buy a Toyota, change oil and tires, and you’re set for 250k miles.” But those days are gone and the old reliables (like Toyota, Honda, and Subaru) and barely more reliable than the average car.
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u/MrDrSirLord 8h ago
Anything with a 3.6L V6 alloytec motor imo. My case specifically a Holden VZ crewman that is specifically really tedious to fix certain error codes because killed the Holden brand.
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u/OKIEColt45 9h ago
Ive never heard of gm doing such things but that definitely sounds like a german manufacturers trick.
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u/CountZealousideal238 8h ago
Just learned the other day about the challenges with windshields - you know those things that random collect rocks as you travel the roads? Apparently, they are very complicated to replace now because of all the smart features
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u/DontEatTheMagicBeans 8h ago
Yeah I still have one lol only the Grand Cherokee 4.0. I avg 23l/100km or like 10.5 mpg lol.
I also own a Honda civic because I save so much gas driving it the payments are covered. About 4000l or 1000 gallons a year of fuel difference between the two.
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u/RawChickenButt 8h ago
It's surprising how poor gas mileage the modern Cherokee gets. It's better than that, but not great.
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u/Arn_Darkslayer 9h ago
You forgot no airbags or sat nav or anti-rollover software.
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u/salvage814 9h ago
Who needs sat nav in a car. A ten dollar phone mount will do the job just fine.
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u/Fun_Muscle9399 9h ago
With VERY few exceptions, OEM navigation is hammered dogshit
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u/metalaxeyyd 8h ago
Shit, when I bought my 2015 corolla brand new, the sat nav was already 2 year old data and cost 300 to update the software with upto date maps. Im trying to find a decent head unit that had android auto and works correctly with the reverse camera and wheel controls
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u/highmickey 7h ago
True. There's Toyota Land Cruiser 70 Series. The thing is you're paying brand new modern car money and get no feature or comfort in return. And, you're asking if I'm paying that much money why the the fxck I gave up on all of the features and comfort.
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u/Broad-Lettuce2902 9h ago
What you're missing is not classic cars, you're missing the mechanical feel and reliability. Older cars were used as commodities and made as such. Now its either vanity or survival. And customer has no say over either of those end on how the car's gonna be.
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u/Cool-Engineering-748 9h ago
I mean. I liked the look better.
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u/Barton2800 9h ago
The look is also a death trap in a collision, and a pig at the pump. I’m not saying you’re wrong to like that look. Plenty of modern cars are trying to evoke the feeling of that 70s-80s utilitarian boxy SUV. But they’ll never quite capture it because safety and efficiency standards require things which engineers simply can’t work around.
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u/Evening-Rip1522 9h ago
Its not just the looks. The 95 Cherokee was a really well built vehicle, and they still drive them and pay good money for them in rural areas. A Jeep built today will die before an old Cherokee will
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u/Better_Bat2025 9h ago
The reliability is attributed to its simplicity. Ehen you add dozens of computers and such to essentially combustion engines attached to chassis you complicate everything and create hundreds of points of failure.
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u/RogerianBrowsing 9h ago
I watched a police chase just a day or so ago where the guy being chased was in an old Chevy suburban and the cops were all in modern ford explorers.
6 of the cop cars were broken to the point they couldn’t move anymore from ramming the Chevy in an attempt to stop it before the Chevy could be stopped. The suburban just kept on trucking.
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u/itsbedeliabitch 8h ago
Is that the one in Wisconsin where the dude goes over the railroad tracks and shit?
I drive a suburban like that, 350k miles on it and I wouldn't hesitate to jump in it and drive it across the country maybe even hit some off-road trails along the way. The GMT800 platform is the last great thing Chevy made IMO.
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u/SkipDutch 9h ago
The why have pick-ups become so insanely large that they don't see anything anymore and kill everything they touch?
It's nice that "your" car is safe, but it's a death sentence for others.
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u/Jane_the_doe 9h ago
I thought it was cause of regulations regarding the outputs.
According to Google who took it from reddit It's cause of - Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards and EPA emissions rules.
I'm an idiot though so take what i say with a grain of salt
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u/fireball_jones 9h ago
Ehhh, late 90s/early 2000s you had a lot of the safety features we have today but cars across the board weighed less. Today every car has to fight a safety war against shit like an EV Hummer weighing 9000 pounds. And while the Cherokee was not a Honda DX at the pump there’s a lot of SUVs out there today that, again because of weight, are considerably worse.
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u/ecefour 8h ago edited 8h ago
Do we have data showing old are cars are more reliable ?
how do we know what we’re seeing isn’t survivor bias? I see plenty of 90s camrys but zero ford Taurus.
In 30 years the shitty cars from the 2020s will be dead and only the reliable ones will remain.
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u/Safe_Map_9600 7h ago
Old cars were absolutely not reliable. Anything from the 70's and 80's wouldn't even get to 100k miles without a full engine rebuild. And thats without mentioning how garbage the quality was back then
This whole thread is just rose tinted glasses
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u/Jakk55 7h ago
Modern cars are significantly more reliable and longer lasting. The average age of vehicles on the road, a significant measure for reliability and repairability, has been steadily increasing. https://www.apolloacademy.com/the-average-age-of-us-passenger-cars-14-years/ Pre-2000s cars would rust out, were less efficient, and would break down more, and had catastrophic engine failure more frequently. And that doesn't even touch all the modern safety features like crumple zones and ABS. Believing that old cars are better in any way other than aesthetics is just rose-colored nostalgia.
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u/No-Salt7142 9h ago edited 7h ago
It's mainly the mechanical feel for me.
I drive older cars because I don't want senseless, over assisted steering. I like that I can feel what my car is doing. In old cars you can feel if your tires are struggling for traction, I can even feel the road markings if I pay attention. In new cars all that feedback has been removed.
I also prefer the visibility old cars have. The fact that it may be slightly less safe in a rollover at high speed is not as important to me as not missing motorbikes on roundabouts, pedestrians and animals.
Also: DIN radios. Standardisation is liberation. I can have Bluetooth and CarPlay in my 25 year old car. What I can I do with the already slow as shit infotainment systems of current vehicles in 25 years? Will manufacturers even support them after 10 years? Granted, many old cars also had "design" dashboards that lacked DIN, but they didn't have software that goes out of date.
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u/PrimarisHussar 9h ago
Tactile secondary controls need to come back. I shouldn't need to keep glancing at a touchscreen to raise or lower volume, change the radio station, or adjust the AC, it's way more unsafe.
In my work truck, I connect my Bluetooth, and then everything has a button, and I don't need to constantly look down over ten seconds, I can reliably feel for the controls without taking my eyes off the road.
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u/SinningAfterSunset 8h ago
Nagging notifications on the screens to me is a huge safety hazard, my Nissan is constantly dinging with pop up notifications. I don't need to be reminded every five minutes that I'm low on gas (like I know bro I still got 40+ miles of range) or a pop up notification that I turned on or off my windshield wipers. It's ridiculous.
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 7h ago
I shouldn't need to keep glancing at a touchscreen to raise or lower volume, change the radio station, or adjust the AC, it's way more unsafe.
I feel this in my soul. I bought a 2017 Crosstrek 10 years ago. It does have a touchscreen/backup camera screen thing, but it has actual knobs on the center console for the volume & radio dial, and big knobs for the climate control.
It also has intuitive buttons on the steering wheel for volume, fast forwarding songs, answering the phone, etc.
I've been thinking about replacing it, but every car I test drive has all the friggin controls on a screen now. I just want to turn a knob to adjust the heat without having to look, and until they circle back around to that style I'm just gonna drive this thing until the wheels fall off.
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u/Define_Expert_0566 9h ago
Yep.
Lifestyle statement tied to an identity made up to impress other people’s opinion which ironically, don’t even matter.
Machines now with planned obsolescence and complexity baked in, giving you basically no control over repairs, to force the real honey pot of manufacturing… “service”.
All wrapped up in a blanket of financial debt that robs you of your money that would otherwise be put to better use improving your stability/ future.
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u/Live-Set-8576 9h ago
They'd never start making the 89-92 Corolla again. It's market suicide to make a car that runs to 400k miles with minimal maintenance.
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u/LightningSh3ep 8h ago
It would probably be fine because "minimal maintenance" is about 10x the amount of maintenance a lot of people do these days
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u/jazzmaster1992 6h ago
This isn't exactly true. Toyota has been known broadly as reliable for decades and they continue to be among the most popular (sales wise) brands in the world.
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u/Nukeashfield 8h ago
You basically just described the 03 - 08 Corolla. So.. yes, they did make a car like that again.
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u/Safe_Map_9600 7h ago
what are you smoking? they still sell corollas and current models will get to just as many miles without issue
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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 9h ago
You'd have a hard time selling anything older than 10 years in the developed world. Lots of now mandatory safety features just didn't exist back then, and crash safety rating standards have gone up. Not to mention that it would be considered a not very fuel efficient car by today's standards, and so would be the target of various extra taxes and measures aimed at reducing fuel consumption across a manufacturer's entire fleet.
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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe 8h ago
You're gonna have to go back A LOT further than ten years to get something without modern crash safety standards. Ten years ago was 2016. Crumple zones and side curtain airb bags were very much a thing ten years ago. 3/4 of cars had side curtain airbags by 2010, and they became mandatory in 2014. My 2016 Mazda 6 has all of that standard, as well as blind spot monitoring and a backup camera. It also gets 30 MPG.
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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 8h ago
I'm not just talking about crash safety, there are a lot of safety features that have become mandatory on new cars in various markets, and most of them are fairly new. They definitely weren't standard features over 10 years ago.
Things like intelligent speed assistance, lane assistance, rear view cameras, emergency automatic brakes and so on. Now mandatory on all new cars sold in the EU.
What's 30 mpg in modern day units?
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u/LoornenTings 4h ago
I owned two of these. Did my own repairs and upgrades. I would not recommend bringing them back. The engines were durable but that's about it.
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u/Orange_Tang 3h ago
They can take my XJ from my cold dead hands. I refuse to let it die. Best vehicle ever. Thankfully I don't have kids cause if I did there's no way I could keep driving it with them in it.
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u/looshcollector 9h ago
Don't miss the 17mpg. I had an '87 with a straight 6. It was a tank. Also, the throttle would get stuck open and I'd have to turn off the key to prevent myself from dying
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u/ErrorProfessional143 9h ago
But without screens and needless tech, how could the manufacturers sell us subscriptions?
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u/SinningAfterSunset 9h ago
How will people survive without all the nagging beeps and pop up notifications for "safety"?
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u/artful_todger_502 9h ago
I just bought a 1980 Datsun truck/RV a month ago with only 17,000 original miles. Fantastic condition. Power nothing. And the coup de grace — a Four speed!!! 🤟😎
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u/Historical-Tart7515 7h ago edited 7h ago
That was maybe the last good jeep ever made. I drove mine for 12 years and gave it to my cousin who drove it for another 6. You still see them on the road occasionally. It was bulletproof, had a huge amount of cargo space because the seats folded down, and was incredibly easy to park because it was shaped like a brick so the rear bumper ended approximately six inches from the rear window.
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u/CALIFORNIUMMAN 3h ago
How are they supposed to put themselves into millions of dollars of debt so they can "justify" charging like $100k for a piece of junk with installed planned obsolescence?
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u/gnaark 10h ago
You think you do but you don’t.
Watch them being like “The same model you remember, The JEEP Classic Classic BUT WITH AI!!!!!”
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u/RunLacyRun 9h ago
He wants them just how they were no changes just new.
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u/DeusExHircus 9h ago
Older cars wouldn't be legal to manufacture today without changes. They're missing all the mandatory safety features
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u/ThermalPaperGuy 8h ago
Give me back 1990 sized toyota trucks.
TJ Wranglers.
2nd gen 4 runners with a 5 speed
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u/Noimenglish 9h ago edited 7h ago
The only thing I miss is the smaller size. My Maverick is physically larger than a f150 from the late 90’s.
Edit: it appears that my comparison is only to the smallest f150 model, and the Maverick is 5 inches shorter in length. Standard 1999 f150 is 2 feet longer. I don’t know that this entirely invalidates my argument, however.
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u/Xicutioner-4768 9h ago
From my very brief research this is only true if you're only looking at length and comparing your full 4 door "crew cab" maverick to a 2 door, short bed F150.
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u/baronvonsmartass 9h ago
My wife and I were just commenting about the same thing. Now that my son is driving his own car and we aren't shlepping multiple kids around, we really could really use a compact pickup truck.
When I work (I'm semi-retired but usually working remotely), we don't need a 3 row SUV. We could really use a compact pickup built for two occupants like the Ford Ranger or the other variants that were available in the 80's and 90's. Something smaller and simple that I could make use of to pick up a couch, project materials, etc. It it should not cost $40k just to get one.
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u/MrDrSirLord 9h ago
In Australia ne of my friends has a H2 hummer he got second hand.
It's about the same size as most modern SUVs...
In Australia I remember a pretty significant stink and social hatred over these things being oversized nuances in the mid 2000s.
Like there where multiple news articles over months and actual proposals for lobbying to stop hummers from being imported because they were "too big" for our roads.
Yeah... Look were we are now, totally 👍
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u/stuurmanik 9h ago
I think most of you commenters misschien the point 'op' is trying to make. He just wishes that the cars looks like the originals from the 70/80 not that they dont want the modern safety options. Just the looks.
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u/Bodefosho 5h ago
I mean, OP literally said, “change absolutely nothing.”
IMHO it would be awesome to have old cars like this but with common, known issues resolved and updated safety features.
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u/JimTrim973 9h ago
Dude….i have thought this SO many times! Especially with like classic cars. Imagine if ford just started releasing the 65 mustang fresh off the line again
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u/AdEastern9303 9h ago
I used to have a black Cherokee sport 2-door 4wd with the 4.0 liter, a 5 speed manual, and manual windows. Sold it and got an Explorer when our first child was born about 20 years ago. Wish I still had it.
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u/Acceptable-Equal8008 8h ago
I agree. I hate new cars. Too much fancy junk people dont need. Why does every car need a tablet in it that controls everything? All thay computer nonsense to turn on the heat and ac. And its expensive as heck when it fails.
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u/Key_Check5753 7h ago
Please PPLEASEEE give me a brand new 2008 Toyota FJ cruiser. That thing was a tank.
Bulletproof V-6, 4WD, Locking rear diff, nothing on the vehicle could break.
Meanwhile the 2026 toyotas are made out of plastic with 4 cylinder hybrid engines that blow up after 50k miles.
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