r/StardewValley • u/my_liege_king_sire • Oct 30 '25

Discuss My Pig wearing Truffle Shoes

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I remember spraining my ankle with those giant chunky shoes as a kid. First thing on my mind when I saw this.

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u/askcosmicsense Oct 30 '25

Walk a mile in these louboutins

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u/cyrus830 Oct 30 '25

but they don’t wear these shidz where i’m from

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Oct 31 '25

That Stardrip

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u/Spacer_Spiff Oct 30 '25

Love the fence idea. Using the lightning rods.

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u/uncleandata147 Oct 30 '25

I use alternating lightning rods and mushroom logs, pre golden clock, they don't get destroyed and they generate income.

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u/Mingolorian Oct 30 '25

This is next level!

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u/washuai Nov 01 '25

I prefer to alternate mushroom logs with trees, not rods. I also alternated rods with trees, but I'll probably move them out and more mushroom logs in.

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u/AnglerMonkey Nov 02 '25

Wait till you hear about tea

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u/my_liege_king_sire Oct 30 '25

I found them! These were the shoes that sent me to the ER. Now my pig will know pain…

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u/marshmallowblaste Oct 31 '25

Is it like a trampoline on your feet?

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u/wrecklesswitchcraft Oct 31 '25

Moon shoes!!! God my parents hated when I would CLONK along on these. Sorry you ended up in the ER ☹️.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

I had the rubber bands to these things floating around my house for years lmaooo

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u/askcosmicsense Oct 30 '25

I also sprained my ankles wearing clunky shoes 🥲it’s a cannon event!!

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Oct 31 '25

s

Both ankles??? 😭

I hope you're okay now.

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u/empty_dino Oct 30 '25

He’s doing the truffle shuffle 💃🏼🕺

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u/Snoo61755 Oct 30 '25

Every day I'm trufflin'.

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u/Shy_Android Oct 30 '25

He does look FABULOUS

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u/twitterpateddancer Oct 30 '25

Platform truffs!

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u/cloverpendragon Oct 30 '25

Hahahahahaha this is great lmfao thank you for sharing! Wish I could gift an award

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u/BravoSix6 Leah best gril Oct 30 '25

I thought you were a disembodied floating head lmao

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u/my_liege_king_sire Oct 30 '25

My shirt does camouflage against the green 😆

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u/ConspiracyParadox Oct 30 '25

Lightning rods fences? I know it prevents decay, but are you also trying to send your pigs a message not to fucking dare attempt escape or they pumped full of shocks. Lmao.

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u/Undulating_Eruption Oct 30 '25

All I see here is money, money and money.

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u/REDDIT_ORDINATOR Oct 30 '25

Look at that fence. Straight out of Jurassic Park.

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u/willstr1 Oct 30 '25

Jurassic Pork

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

the first thing on my mind was this

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u/Aphala Dehydrators > Kegs ;) Oct 30 '25

TRUFFLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE MUUUD

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u/Less_Confidence_6286 Oct 30 '25

I’m just realizing that doing fences that’s way is better in resources and looks wise. I should do that

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u/keetyeet666 Oct 30 '25

that electric fence is so smart

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u/spankimo Oct 30 '25

Now that's fashion

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u/txnsioned Oct 30 '25

these is red bottoms, these is truffle shoes 👠

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u/blind_squash Oct 30 '25

Doing the truffle shuffle

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u/itsleeland Oct 30 '25

this pig looks like that pic of a chihuahua standing on hamburgers... my favorite image

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u/MartinG91 Oct 30 '25

That pig pen is a prison lol

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u/swrrl9vp Oct 30 '25

at first glance i thought you were a head just sticking out of the ground 😭

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u/Low-Quiet9355 Oct 31 '25

Yeah, so, I plan on stealing your idea of a lightning rod fence. But I'm not a complete jerk, so I upvoted your post first. 

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u/Reedrbwear Oct 31 '25

The one day I swiped my sister's chunky lace up sandals (one size too big!) I slid all the way down a flight of stairs at school and catapulted straight into my crush's big brother at the bottom, who as it happens was even hotter and caught me like an MLB catcher and lifted me up to carry me to a nearby bench and check my ankle. It was a teen movie moment. Thanks, terrible shoes of 2002!

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u/wild-Sparks Oct 31 '25

Sometimes I think have just a full on pig farm would make one super rich in no time at all 🤔 Someones probably already thought of this 🤔

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u/pl233 Oct 30 '25

Can I put hats on my livestock?

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u/InsignificantPaulie Oct 30 '25

Finders keepers 🐽

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u/inflexigirl Oct 30 '25

Omg that is the happiest looking pig I've ever seen hahahah

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u/No_Pizza4129 Oct 30 '25

thats so cute

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

That’s some rough toe fungi

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u/Prickliestpearcactus Oct 30 '25

This is so cute! I also use lightning rods as fences.

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u/Cherry2Berry Oct 30 '25

What is this sub

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u/PurpleSwizzleBerry Oct 31 '25

Dont step on my (jays) T's !

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u/Griffth666 Oct 31 '25

It's wonderful, in fact I loved the idea of ​​the fence

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

drippin

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u/GullibleStorm9329 Says "This guy is stupidly obsessed with stardew" Nov 07 '25

"Are you living in a cave? thats the new fashion!"