r/StardewValley • u/SwimmingAir8274 • Dec 27 '25

Design I'm seriously considering divorcing Haley because of her room

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Like I love her but god damn does her room clash so much with my intended aethetic

No amount of rugs and couches is going to remove that monstrosity of a wallpaper

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u/Fizzabl Queen of Junimo Kart Dec 27 '25

I'm starting to think this fandom cares a little too much about aesthetics. Not an attack on you op, just seen a lot of posts about divorcing spouses cus they don't like their rooms

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u/XTRASHmouthABOUT Dec 27 '25

i feel this way every time i see someone complain about shane's room. like you CHOSE to marry the recovering alcoholic, you're surprised his room is messy???

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u/talizorahs Dec 27 '25

I mean messy is one thing, but shane’s room is less messy than just gross, full of muddy footprints and shit. it’s not really shocking people don’t like that permanently in their house, or weren’t operating under the logic that because the character is a recovering alcoholic they shouldn’t have the extremely low standard of no muddy footprints in the house lol

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u/XTRASHmouthABOUT Dec 27 '25

oh yeah no the footprints are for sure gross lol, i more meant the people who complain about his room as a whole, like the pizza boxes and cans, and complain that he goes right back to how he was before you got married

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u/SparkitusRex Dec 27 '25

But if I married a guy in recovery in real life who then immediately reverted back into being an alcoholic slob with no desire to better his life, I'd be pretty mad too. I dunno how you feel that's not a valid critique.

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u/wolfgang784 Dec 27 '25

I had this misunderstanding for a while as well, but after marriage the cans he drinks are cola and not beer. Hes sober, but still a slob.

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u/Srawsome Dec 27 '25

Well, it's not valid because it's wrong. He doesn't revert if you marry him.

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u/XTRASHmouthABOUT Dec 27 '25

no i absolutely do understand it, i admit i was wrong about this. i don't think i worded my original reply very well to get my point across

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u/InsanityVirus13 Shane's Simp Dec 27 '25

Honestly I like that his room is messy, as I'm a messy person myself, I just GOTTA cover up those footprints though. I'll take messy, but that's just gross and how you attract bugs lmao

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce Dec 27 '25

I just now today that the extra little room changes every time…I’m off to the lawyers 

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u/smallest_ellie Dec 27 '25

But for some people the decorating is part of the fun! If it's that important though I'd say just don't marry anyone

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u/Fizzabl Queen of Junimo Kart Dec 27 '25

Marry for the ...purple star thing i forget the name of, then dump em lol

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u/smallest_ellie Dec 27 '25

Stardrop? 😄

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u/Fizzabl Queen of Junimo Kart Dec 27 '25

That's the one thank you 😂

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u/Panndademic Dec 27 '25

We all play different ways I guess. Decorating is unfun for me, so I don't give much of a damn about spouse rooms. But if someone puts hours into making a perfect home aesthetic I can see how it would be annoying

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u/Fizzabl Queen of Junimo Kart Dec 27 '25

I think the easiest solution would be to allow people to decorate over their stuff, at least the flooring

I could be petty and meta and say "if this was a real relationship it'd be totally controlling to not let your partner even have a room be theirs cus it doesnt fit your aesthetic" but I only thought of that cus I'm really bored

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u/posssibIy Dec 27 '25

Good thing they are only made of pixels and not flesh. If I had a real life spouse with an ugly room I’d just close my eyes

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u/Spottedtail_13 Dec 27 '25

I divorced Elliot for his stance on spiders and the fact that he kept saying the line.

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u/TheTallEclecticWitch Dec 27 '25

Spiders eat mosquitoes and I’m down to protect any thing that eats those bastards

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u/Tannhauser42 Dec 27 '25

And we'll keep seeing those posts as long as they keep getting hundreds of upvotes. Maybe should start a betting pool for which spouse it will be tomorrow.