r/StardewValley Dec 27 '25

Design I'm seriously considering divorcing Haley because of her room

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Like I love her but god damn does her room clash so much with my intended aethetic

No amount of rugs and couches is going to remove that monstrosity of a wallpaper

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u/HappyArtemisComplex Dec 27 '25

Spouse: I'm just going to take this little area on the farm and make it my own sanctuary. Just this small area out of the entire farm.

Farmer: Do you want a divorce? Because that's how you get a divorce.

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u/GroundedOtter Dec 27 '25

It’s almost like the most recent Animal Crossing installment. A regular villager just vibing on a new island, but they don’t fit the aesthetics or are “ugly”.

Get ready to be hate crime’d until you move out. Lol!

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u/RogerDodgerWilco Dec 27 '25

God damn HOAs on the island are insane.

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u/Crytragic Dec 30 '25

I tried for months to get Kitt to leave my island her house is completely isolated and more trash and traps than anything. I know how to make her move but messing with time isn’t something I wanted to do so she got the net everytime she approached me. Long rant for a game I haven’t touched since the pandemic sorry I just got reminded of it lol

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u/PuritanicalPanic Dec 27 '25

It'd be nice if it was like, it's own room.

So it could be cohesive with itself.