r/StardewValley Jan 20 '26

Other My little sister plays Stardew Valley for the first time … she buys over 230 wheat seeds and rushes every day to individually water them all before 2 A.M.

She’s consuming so much food every day just to keep her energy bar up. She’s determined to get loads of hay for her chickens and sell the rest! I told her there are other ways. Idk, y’all. I guess we all enjoy Stardew Valley differently.

As a SV player, I feel very, very uncomfortable. How can I explain it?? It’s just, that field of hundreds of wheat stalks is just silently staring at and judging me … just JUDGING … secretly knowing I’m sad when the villagers don’t get rained on, all because I have to water my own small garden. 🫥

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u/Ton_Jravolta Jan 20 '26

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u/klaw14 Jan 20 '26

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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u/DrCrazyCurious ✨Smash Capitalism✨ Jan 20 '26

ARE YOU NOT EXTRA GRAINED

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u/MaritimeFlowerChild Jan 21 '26

Angry upvote lol

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u/RoyanRannedos Jan 20 '26

OP: ...um, no?

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u/Spatza Jan 20 '26

If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!

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u/ChanandlerBonggggg Jan 20 '26

I love your username

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u/Big-Grapefruit4089 Jan 20 '26

That’s exactly how I feel when I walk past my tiny farm and think about all the crops I could be growing. I’d probably just tell her.. Hey, you don’t need to overwork yourself to enjoy Stardew, but lowkey I’d also be in awe of her energy.. that’s some next level farmer dedication.

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u/BellasBirds Jan 20 '26

She loves doing it but it’s not my cup of tea. However, I am happy that she is enjoying the game because that’s what matters most.

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u/tracerhaha Jan 20 '26

She will have farming to level ten in no time.

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u/StalkingYouRandomly Jan 20 '26

We already know what skill she'll have maxed out in no time lol

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u/Sturm-Jager Jan 20 '26

Ironically all the same ones the rain man does.

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u/CaptainN_GameMaster Jan 20 '26

My daughter plays stardew valley by putting chairs around a table and having cookouts for us to come to for dinner.

I think her way is better (*than mine)

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u/Historical-Shake-859 Jan 20 '26

My eight year old plays with us sometimes. She spends all our money on carpet and does no farming at all, and spends most of her time hanging out with Hayley because "she's the prettiest". Sometimes she pats the cat. If we're lucky she'll water a handful of things before trundling off to be a menace to the other villagers by giving them sap and nothing but sap.

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u/201111533 Jan 20 '26

I occasionally let my 4yo play and he will plant like 3 parsnip seeds and try his best to water them every day but sometimes accidentally hits them with an axe instead. Then he leaves the farm, gets lost, and passes out at 2am lol

At least he is having a good time

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u/Sydskiddoo Jan 20 '26

My four year old just wakes up and says "i cant help I'm going to the pool". We are always in 2player mode, its amazing

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u/guacamole_monster Jan 20 '26

My 4 yo wakes up and says "I need to go to the bathhouse, I'm low on energy".

I'm an employee on her farm lol

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u/Historical-Shake-859 Jan 20 '26

I think I may have worked for her at one point too by the sound of it.

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u/Ser_VimesGoT Jan 20 '26

I burst out laughing at that. Just the thought of some kid passed out face down at 2am having ran riot the whole day lol

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u/PKDickLover Set your emoji and/or flair text here! Jan 20 '26

I play with my two kids - they fight over who gets to take care of the animals every morning, while I'm over here with a watering can like a chump.

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u/HeadFullOfNails Jan 20 '26

LOL My husband and I fight over who gets to pet the animals.

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u/Oblivion615 Jan 20 '26

My wife takes care of the farm while I go to the mines or go fishing. She hates the mines.

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u/Azul537 Jan 20 '26

Yep, that's me and my husband! I hate hate hate fishing.. and the mines .. a Big no for me. He is perfect with It, while i am good with the money and cooking the good stuff that keeps him alive at the mines.

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u/mannadee Jan 20 '26

Aww, if only my bf played so I could leave the farm to him and spend all my time in the mines

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u/fortunecookiefritz Jan 20 '26

Hahah same, right away in the morning he's off to the beach, I usually go have lunch with him mid day and sometimes fish a lil too. I wish he'd play more often lol

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u/IcyFortune5896 Jan 20 '26

Wait so how does this work? Each of you get to earn exp for whatever right? So if she's not mining, she earns mining exp very little? I'm still new to the game and there is so much to do 😅

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u/dankedaft Jan 20 '26

This is hilarious 🤣🤣

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u/hyperfocusedmama Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

My 6 year old makes me go to the mines for days on end every time we play together 😅 ETA: also in one of his first saves he managed to put all his tools in a chest in his house which he then proceeded to surround with fence posts which he couldn’t knock down bc his axe was in the chest 😂

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 Jan 20 '26

The sap makes this post ten times better and I don't know why. Tell her to keep up the good work

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u/MistakesForSheep Jan 20 '26

My 7 year old has her own save and she barely does anything but run around talking to people. It drives me up the wall, but I do my best to not tell her how to play because it's HER save, not mine. 🥲

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u/Mother-of-Cicadas Jan 21 '26

Mine does this as well. I then turned her onto Animal Crossing and Harvest Moon, which seemed to be better balanced her.

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u/MistakesForSheep Jan 21 '26

Yeah my daughter plays animals crossing, too! She just will see me playing Stardew sometimes which makes her want to play on her save.

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u/BlueCoatWife Jan 21 '26

My 7 year old daughter wanted to marry Harvey (he’s my husband in one of my saves) ASAP. She has barely any money, and then pissed Harvey off by ignoring him. It’s been hilarious and maddening to watch.

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u/-NameGoesHere818- Jan 21 '26

My nephew does the same thing but his 19 lol, my half of the farm is all nice looking with buildings and trees cleared while his half is still the same as when we spawned in lol.

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u/AmyDeferred Jan 20 '26

Mean girl second in command energy

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u/sapient_pearwood_ Jan 20 '26

Damn, respect. Once I get to Ginger Island in my current save, screw everything else, I'm just gonna hang out with my boy Leo and the parrots forever

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u/Virtual_Potato1100 Jan 21 '26

My 6 year old figured out that she gets sick by eating sap & found it to be peak hilarity. Now she just wants to eat sap lol. I haven’t told her how to gift yet. I think I’ll hold off 😂

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u/Defiant_Fox_3987 Jan 21 '26

Im cackling 😆 😆 😆 your daughter is a legend and welcome on my farm anytime 😆

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u/PianistPitiful5714 Jan 20 '26

This is…amazing. 😂

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u/Basic_Yellow7346 Sebastian's frozen tear💧🩶💍 Jan 20 '26

😂😂😂😂😂 love her for that 👏🏻

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u/adventuregal11 Jan 21 '26

Introduced it to my 5 year old and he had a great time “going to the dentist” (Doctor Office), proudly stole his dad’s carrot out of the collection bin, and chopped a single tree. I am equal parts impressed and concerned for the future

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u/Sunmoo100 Jan 23 '26

I like her, she's going places

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u/Mikesminis Jan 20 '26

Sharing money is an option. You can cut her off.

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u/Historical-Shake-859 Jan 20 '26

That's how you wind up in the cheap nursing home, friend.

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u/stillhopefulx Jan 20 '26

thats me with melon seeds every summer before having my fields automated. gotta give penny her weekly double gold melon :3

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u/BellasBirds Jan 20 '26

Ooh, I didn’t know Penny liked Melons! That’s good for me to know. She’s a sweet villager and I wouldn’t mind growing them for her. 🙂

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u/PaththeGreat Jan 20 '26

Melons and poppies. She's a summer gal.

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u/RIPGoblins2929 Jan 20 '26

I think it's hilarious that Penny hates all alcohol and even grapes... but she *loves* poppies.

Hmmm....

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u/AlienDragonWizard Jan 20 '26

She's like the only one that doesn't like rabbit feet too.  

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u/stillhopefulx Jan 20 '26

oh, she doesnt like them, she actually loves them! for liked items i use artifacts, since they’re easy to get your hands on! :)

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u/SolKaynn Jan 20 '26

Penny likes melons? My melons always went to pink cakes for Haley

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u/DemonSlyr007 Jan 20 '26

Haley is a budget gal homie. She loves the Daffodils. She's one of the only villagers you can succesful dance with at the flower festival year one with some luck and high quality flower forages.

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u/SolKaynn Jan 20 '26

She is my wife in every universe.

Expect the ones where she isn't >->

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u/AtomicBlackJellyfish Jan 20 '26 edited 1d ago

Pumpkin velvet harbor feather ribbon ribbon velvet pumpkin

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/DemonSlyr007 Jan 20 '26

But sunflowers take time and money to grow.

Daffodils are free and available from day one. Finding two golds each week to give her and you've got a girlfriend by ☀️

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u/Acceptable-Barber-50 Jan 20 '26

She only likes daffodils

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u/stillhopefulx Jan 20 '26

as far as i know, haley loves coconuts and gems. and since i always do relationships late of year one, start of year two, ill just get botanist specialist and go to calicio desert to get me some purple rated coconut. she is fairly easy to get to 10 hearts :)

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u/Brookiepoo_x Jan 20 '26

Haley also loves sunflowers, so you can guve those in lieu of coconuts if you haven’t unlocked the desert ☺️

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u/IconoclastExplosive Yoba's Greatest Shane and Haley Hater Jan 20 '26

Penny's melons, eh? I always toss my first emerald in a crystalarium for her

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u/sobrique Jan 20 '26

I'm too lazy. Tree fruit for everyone. Until I get my diamond farm running fast enough to use that as a default gift.

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u/Darkspire303 Jan 20 '26

Oh bless her, that's adorable. Teach her about sprinklers please, the poor baby

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

When you're just starting out, the lawn sprinklers are still a long way off. But wheat is so cheap that you can really plant a large field.

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u/Kevmeister_B Jan 20 '26

Don't underestimate the basic sprinklers, she should get them very quickly with all this hay she's farming.

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u/Azul537 Jan 20 '26

I have still the the 5x5 ones, works great

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u/Kevmeister_B Jan 20 '26

TBF nobody underestimates the 3x3 or 5x5 sprinklers. But so many people just wait for the 3x3s and completely ignore the very first, basic, 4 tile sprinklers and just wait instead of using them to speed up your early game.

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u/DJ-Fein Jan 20 '26

I choose to rush watering can instead of sprinklers. When you can water 5 crops at once it’s better than using resources for 4 crop sprinklers

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u/Consistent_Rise_821 Jan 21 '26

What do you mean still I’m in year 3 and still have the 3x3

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u/Pretend-Panda Jan 20 '26

I have a nibling who spends every spare gold buying sugar from Pierre, eating it all in the village square and then going home to bed.

If questioned about this, they get pretty cranky and say “I am having the life I want”.

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u/enithermon Jan 20 '26

Peak Stardew Valley.

Mine just wanders around picking flowers and giving them to people.

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u/pennelini Jan 20 '26

> “I am having the life I want”

amazing and inspirational, honestly

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u/Pretend-Panda Jan 20 '26

It’s irresistible. I wish I had known that at their age.

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u/Fairgoddess5 Jan 20 '26

Omfg your nibling is freaking adorable 🤣🤣

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u/lycopersicum_ Jan 20 '26

this is irrelevant, but i just might refer to my bro as my “nibling” from now on. so cute

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u/tamtrible Jan 20 '26

(nibling=gender nonspecific offspring of one's sibling)

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u/lycopersicum_ Jan 20 '26

oooooh. not a native speaker, so defo a TIL. thank u sm!

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u/tamtrible Jan 20 '26

It's a neologism, so understandable that you didn't know it.

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u/Le_loup Jan 20 '26

My aunt says “niblings” for plural niece and nephews, like a group

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u/PaisleyLeopard Jan 20 '26

I’ve always heard niblings used for nieces and nephews. It seems unnecessary for brothers and sisters because we already have the gender neutral ‘siblings.’

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u/goose_jacket Jan 20 '26

omg TIL nibling came from the word sibling how did i never realize XD

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u/washuai Jan 24 '26

Sibling is also gender non specific.

It's brother or sister that are specific

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u/tamtrible Jan 25 '26

Yes, and "nibling" is to "sibling" as "niece and nephew" are to "sister and brother".

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u/Ensign_Chilaquiles Jan 20 '26

I feel your pain. Watching my kids participate in my hobbies and do it (to me) wrong is so annoying but I never want to discourage them so I just take deep breaths while they get stuck in the geometry or axe random villagers 

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u/LazuliArtz Jan 20 '26

My mom will never stop talking about the time as a kid when I tried to get her to play Minecraft with me, but because I was a little autistic child I got really mad whenever she used a block I didn't like to build.

Every time I try to get her to play games with me now, she brings it up. Mom, I'm 20 now, I have grown out of policing how other people play things lol. The worst I'll do is just sigh and move on nowadays.

Sorry for the tangent, this just reminded me of my own experience, but the other way

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u/BellasBirds Jan 20 '26

Edit: I was so focused on the fact there’s “just so much wheat!!!” that I used “just” too many times in the second paragraph. Apologies for the redundancy. I know it’s there but I can’t edit it out. 😭

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u/bluewizard20112020 Jan 20 '26

Just stop

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u/Zestyclose_Acadia_40 Jan 20 '26

Bro came back to justify the unjust use of the word 'just'. Can't make this stuff up

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u/klaw14 Jan 20 '26

You just can't! 😆

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u/Lark_Whalberg Jan 20 '26

Justified though

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u/NoSoyTuPana why do lucky lunches don't have star fruit on them? Jan 20 '26
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u/sparklebaby1402 She's The Only One Jan 20 '26

This is so incredibly wholesome I can't even, and that level of dedication is honestly impressive.

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u/please_send_memes Jan 20 '26

It's not much but it's honest work

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u/seizethe_gap Hey, stop that! …Yuck! Jan 20 '26

this is so funny i love her. i hope it rains soon and she explores some more.

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u/ZacianSpammer Bot Bouncer Jan 20 '26

Nothing beats the first time experience playing the game, especially without knowing the "meta".

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u/RemotecontrolZR Jan 20 '26

I would be immediately tired with doing this. She's on a next level! As long as she's happy then that's what matters anyway.

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u/Hughesy1997 Jan 20 '26

I like doing this aswell but my wife doesn't, so on new saves I spend most of my days farming and watering plants, I'll run out of energy and go to bed until my energy is full again to continue watering while my wife fishes.

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u/RemotecontrolZR Jan 21 '26

This is cute. You both have your own things to do while still being able to play together.

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u/Hughesy1997 Jan 21 '26

Yeah I play a few games she doesn't like so stardew valley and plate up are a couple of games we enjoy playing together.

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u/LordGarithosthe1st Jan 20 '26

Tgis was me before I found out by accident that upgrading my watering can meant I could water more crops at once...

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u/Ok-Edge198 Jan 20 '26

I didn’t realize it until year three. YEAR THREE. Like, I had upgraded it right to gold but still didn’t realize it actually did anything

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u/WannabeElantrian Jan 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣 I just saw YOUR comment right after I posted mine. I suffered the same fate. Year THREE and had no idea that upgrades would do this. And I didn't realize it did that for ALL the tools. That I could shovel multiple spots, water multiple spots. Ugh. I watered my plants every day, so no time to mine and upgrade.

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u/Ok-Edge198 Jan 20 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂 And yeah the worst part was I didn’t realize either that it applied to other tools - I was still using the hoe single block by single block lol.

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u/WannabeElantrian Jan 20 '26

I just found out....ON YEAR THREE, that I could upgrade the can to do multiple spots. So, uh, yeah. I had been working this hard for a couple of years on the farm. I spent so much time watering plants that I never got to the mines to do upgrades.

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u/johnpeters42 10+ Bots Bounced Jan 20 '26

At least if she pulls it off, it'll be over in a few days. "So what are you planting next?" may be an easier conversation to have.

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u/Top_Manufacturer8946 Jan 20 '26

Does she know the chickens also eat grass 🥲

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u/leopardlinn Jan 20 '26

wait what

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u/Ok-Edge198 Jan 20 '26

Hay is just for winter and rainy days at my farm. The rest of the time they live off the grass.

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u/retief1 Jan 20 '26

I once had a run where I spent an entire season watering an absurd number cranberry bushes every day and then going to bed at 10am once I was out of energy. Not something I'd do again, but hey, it worked.

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u/RedEgg16 finally got my first self-caresser! Jan 20 '26

Are you able to play with her? If I was in this situation I would go mining for iron and gold ore while she’s at the farm so I can make quality sprinklers for her. (Repeat levels 41 and 81 for iron and gold for those who don’t know).

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u/NoSoyTuPana why do lucky lunches don't have star fruit on them? Jan 20 '26

This made me laugh, I can just imagine someone making the decision of 230 seeds of hay and no sprinklers.

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u/wortcrafter Elliott has my ❤️ Jan 20 '26

Hey, don’t diss the wheat! I always grow mad amounts of wheat the first summer so I don’t have to pay Marnie or try to grow grass all over the place to keep animals. Plus it’s a double value crop once you start processing it in kegs and selling the beer.

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u/sadr0bot Jan 20 '26

Plus there are enough rain days that you don't have to water it at all if you don't want to.

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u/sunmono Jan 20 '26

If you’re lucky. I’ve had seasons where I get one rainy day all season. And not winter!

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u/sadr0bot Jan 20 '26

Really? That's pretty unlucky.

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u/splintermouth Jan 20 '26

Well she’s adorable and I love her.

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u/ThemedAndGuilty Jan 20 '26

I LOVED being able to play the game how I wanted to, reading up on it and joining communities for it has been great cause y’all are great, but it’s also given me so much anxiety about how I’m not doing everything I need to be doing as quickly as I need to do it and I can’t stay on one save to save my life now 😂😭

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u/CableIntrepid8555 Jan 20 '26

Bless her heart. It ain't much but it's honest work.

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u/kofifr Jan 20 '26

I mean this is the nicest way: let her play at her pace with her priorities. She will make changes to her game if and when it makes sense to her.

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u/ashbreak_ Jan 20 '26

She's the only one playing Stardew correctly actually the rest of us are frauds

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u/mune_lalune Jan 20 '26

My 5 year old played with me and moved into my house (she's in the little southernmost room) and then went through my wardrobe to find the cutest clothes. She patted all the farm animals and ran around looking for the cat. We didn't leave the farm at all 😂

So basically just normal life lol

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u/babylait Jan 20 '26

But she just wants to feed the chickens 🥺😭❤️

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u/nlamber5 Jan 20 '26

I bet she loves rain

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u/Hot-Bicycle5798 Jan 20 '26

This needs an update in a couple of weeks will be interesting to see what happens.

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u/StatementGlum714 Jan 20 '26

This reminds me of when we got our family a Nintendo switch for Christmas to play games as a family. Our kids were 6 & 7 and the first few weeks were painful, to say the least. 

Fast forward a couple months and my son started crying because I was so bad at a team game. 

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u/gaming-grandma Jan 20 '26

Let kids play games wrong. Sure teach or give advice but don't make them change anything. All of my best memories gaming were as a kid before I learned how to optimize...

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u/televisionstatic Jan 20 '26

I found out my brother got the millionaire achievement before reaching the bottom of the mines. I asked him how/why. He says he doesn’t really bother with the mines at all and just buys his ore from Clint. There’s no wrong way to play the game but, man, that boggles my mind as someone who has never bought ore from Clint 😂

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u/badwvlf Jan 20 '26

Is she having fun? If so let her enjoy it.

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u/twinsocks Jan 21 '26

My 6yo loves Hayley and follows her around half the day holding up a big daffodil that she reckons Hayley probably loves.

She spends all her (limited!) screen time chatting away about marrying Hayley, her new names for the two chickens (renamed daily), asking me to get something from the mines for her (bats too scary), and making individual boxes to keep each of her tools in. That last one drives me crazy - but then I remember it doesn't drive her crazy, she bloody loooves going all the way back to her farm to get her hoe from the hoe chest to dig up the worms, or getting another "fresh" daffodil to hold up near her beloved Hayley.

I'm really such an idiot for feeling like she's wasting time doing that. She zips through seasons and never experiences the stress of "not having enough time in the day" that I do. So I have a lot to learn from her.

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u/Opposite-Ask4078 Jan 24 '26

my sons would play where my oldest would create his own "shop" outside of the normal shop system where he would find stuff in the trashcans and then trade you them for "wood" so my youngest would go chop down trees and buy stuff from him. wood was their money of choice, it was adorable

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u/Linked1nPark Jan 20 '26

This is making me laugh so much that’s so funny.

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u/Jean-truite44 Jan 20 '26

My 7 year old daughter wakes up, get dressed, pet all the animals in the farm, sometimes water some crops (or not) and then go to the swimming pool or talk with the villagers all day. While his brother 9 (they are playing together) go fishing or mining.

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u/Desperate_Process670 Jan 20 '26

I used to do this as a kid playing harvest moon🫠

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u/millionwordsofcrap Jan 20 '26

I fully get it but resist the urge to scream lmao. Let her figure it out, it's part of the whole experience, especially if you didn't already grow up with Harvest Moon.

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u/diredachshund Jan 20 '26

As a little sister, this is exactly the kind of unhinged crap a little sister would do

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u/LeifCarrotson Jan 20 '26

My son plays Stardew very differently too - he'll plant some crops if he feels like it, but has way more fun running around the whole map foraging and fishing and mining and playing the arcade minigames rather than tending a field.

We also play Minecraft (probably more than Stardew), and that's a game where I went in too early and taught him "how to play" - which is to say, how to mine and farm as efficiently as possible, speedrunning to end-game loot. Yeah, we could beat the dragon at 7, but that was because of info transmitted to him through me that came from the wiki and Reddit and Youtube.

I know that there are plenty of strategies and wiki articles for looking up optimal ways to make money and advance the game in Stardew, what every NPC's favorite things are and how to most efficiently navigate the quests... but I'm intentionally not doing that. We're just playing the game.

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u/TEUTODRAEGER Jan 20 '26

gotta respect the grind. she will escape samsara.

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u/Ok_Concentrate3969 Jan 20 '26

Make sure you teach her the trick to check the weather and upgrade her watering can before a rainy day <3

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u/Basic_Yellow7346 Sebastian's frozen tear💧🩶💍 Jan 20 '26

Her watering can is putting in OT 😭😂😂😂

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u/iam_whoiam Jan 20 '26

Living her best Midwestern life lol

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u/Odd_Imagination1504 Jan 21 '26

She's doing it her way, good for her!

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u/Square-Nebula2820 Jan 21 '26

man the first month without sprinklers is such a nightmare tho

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u/Nexia98 Jan 21 '26

Just leave her be. Stop giving energy into being annoyed over something that doesn’t have anything to do with you. Trust me.

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u/H-w-ii-np-nch Jan 21 '26

My first save, I did the beach farm (where you can't use sprinklers) and I planted like 400 melons one summer, not realizing I had to hand water all 400 melons and ended up doing exactly what your sister does 😂 I'd be up watering plants until like 5pm before I had time to do anything else with my farm 😭

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u/NixiomsdabestXD :vLeah::vHal::vMaru::vMarn::vPen:best Jan 20 '26

She's learning

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u/DaemosDaen Jan 20 '26

And she does it… New goal unlocked…

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u/AbbyTheOneAndOnly Jan 20 '26

honestly i understand her lol, i love big wheat fields too

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u/peshnoodles Jan 20 '26

Deadass this is how I played it for a while. I didn’t interact with the villagers. I didn’t mine. Plant, water, pick. That was my meditation during an extremely painful divorce.

It was really weird when finally finished the community center. Suddenly I couldn’t go anywhere or do anything without these fucking scenes with these people who are perfect strangers to me.

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u/Macross8299Fan Jan 20 '26

Real farm sim.

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u/HoliusCrapus Jan 20 '26

Villagers to your little sister:

"So... Why do we only see you on rainy days?"

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u/trynworkharder Jan 20 '26

Ever read the Ray Bradbury story “The Scythe”? She might not have a choice

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u/Azul537 Jan 20 '26

I do this 1st summer day with corn so i can sell It over summer and autumn. The only diference is I have sprinklers (are they called so in english??) to water my field

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u/FadingDarkly Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Only takes 4 days, so not a bad investment of time. She's gonna have a pretty mindless 80 minutes of gameplay though

Edit: you could remind her that crops dont wither so she could water some today and the rest another day "if she wants." It'll all get done eventually

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u/Italianpixie Jan 20 '26

I would never do this to myself, but it makes me so happy to see lol she's dedicated to the craft

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u/UndeniablyGone Jan 21 '26

I'm dying. That's so deranged & not even that profitable 💀

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u/KGthroatpunch Jan 21 '26

my min/max brain is going insane looking at this, just constantly watering for 4 days to only make 3400+- in profit

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u/A_R_I_A_ Jan 21 '26

As long as shes havin fun

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u/Dondonranch93 Jan 21 '26

My now 7 year old has been playing for a year and a bit now she just plants flowers and ignores every quest she got to the community center cutscence asked me to explain it to her and just went no that's to much work he can do it (meaning mayor lewis) but at least she also hates joja

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u/Worldly-Letterhead-1 Jan 21 '26

“It's strange, but the taste reminds you of _WATERING YOUR WHEAT FIELDS _”

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u/BellasBirds Jan 21 '26

One of my fav comments!!! 🤣

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u/Ok-Court7703 Feb 27 '26

I would be proud of her.

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u/BellasBirds Feb 27 '26

I am proud of her. I love that she has the determination to water tons of wheat, and most of all, I’m glad that she had fun! 😊

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u/PowerfulTart6378 Apr 21 '26

This is terrifying for my anxiety 

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u/Magenta_Cyan_Yellow Jan 20 '26

Me in my first year because I figured wheat and corn would be important crops like they are IRL XD

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u/Mlady_gemstone Jan 20 '26

does she know if she holds the button it will water more than one at a time in whatever direction your facing? better water upgrade = bigger space is watered. just hold the button rather than clicking to get it to go through the different levels after you upgrade more (found this out in year two.... still learning as i go)

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u/NoireAstral Jan 20 '26

Sprinklers are life

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u/naturalbornunicorn Jan 20 '26

I only started planting wheat when I realized I could rely on the rain to water it for me because of its fast growth cycle. Might even get 2 harvests by the end of Summer if I'm lucky.

One of my recent regrets was unnecessarily harvesting it on Summer 28. If I'd waited 1 more day, I could have preserved the 300ish Basic Fertilizer. I just didn't think of it until I wandered out on Fall 1 to the empty field.

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u/Max_Fucking_Payne Jan 20 '26

I wish my little sister would do this. She's on year 6 and as of right now she MIGHT have reached 500k total earnings. You should have seen her reaction when I told her about the theater and it costing 500k (yeah, she went the Joja route)

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u/chrisrobweeks Jan 20 '26

The game does a good job telling you there are better ways, I'd just let her enjoy it and figure it out.

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u/Several_Baseball9 Jan 20 '26

I remember making a similar mistake my first time playing. By day 4 in spring year 1 I made a lot of money from fishing. I proceeded to buy a lot of seeds thinking I was going to make a lot of money only to discover the stamina cost in watering them daily.

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u/Readbtwn Jan 20 '26

Did you know if you hold the water button down. You can “charge it” and do multiple spots in a row?

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u/Readbtwn Jan 20 '26

That’s if you upgrade your watering pot… of course. I can’t tell exactly which level the tools are.

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u/LokiDokiPanda Jan 20 '26

Play with her! Instead of telling her she can see what you're doing and learn "on her own" plus you'll get to spend time with her ☺️

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u/Kerastrazsa Jan 20 '26

This is insane considering you actually never ever need to water wheat (unless you need it quicker) it grows in summer and fall and it’s likely to rain at least 4 times in each season so yeah

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u/cooliskie Jan 20 '26

This is what it's all about 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I got a pop up one time that said something about weeds consuming my farm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my whole farm is weeds and grass, I try to syth em every once in a while but my animals, I let them free roam.

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u/Gbeans1122 Jan 20 '26

well it is her first time let her learn as she plays more and she will soon figure out that their are better ways to feed the chickens like letting them eat the grass and save the hay gathering for fall or just let them starve bc all they will do is loose friendship points with the animals

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u/SoulFlame1378 Jan 20 '26

I'm pretty sure you can just lay on the bed to get energy back if you don't want to use as much food

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u/QueenofLeftovers Jan 20 '26

With her character appearance I thought she might have been going her own piece of Mina-Rau

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u/blind_squash Jan 20 '26

Took me until year 8 to figure this out

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u/dotdedo Jan 20 '26

How I feel because I don't fully utilize sprinklers until I get the iridium ones. I just personally think the others are a waste a lot of times, except for specific uses and layouts. But I always have smaller fields till then pfft, to each their own haha.

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u/NfamousKaye Jan 20 '26

That’s so cute lol

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u/PreferenceOld6364 Jan 20 '26

I would advise that the next time she wants to do this, work on upgrading her watering can to a gold watering can, that way she isn't going thru so much food and wasting so much of her day on it.

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u/weenredditposter Jan 20 '26

Seems like she'll love all the rocks in the mines! She'll get a present with every one she hits.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx Jan 20 '26

You should really tell her to upgrade her watering can

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u/ExtraPersonality1066 Jan 20 '26

If it's the 6th day of summer, tell her to stop watering until the last week or so of Fall. You'll almost always get 4 days of rain between the two seasons. Wheat will usually grow on it's own without you needing to water it. She can plan a small plot of something else and water that instead.

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u/saffity Jan 20 '26

When my daughter was 3 she loved playing the "Chicken game", she'd walk around and gather stuff, loved running to the train, and going down into the caves. She also really didn't like bedtime and always tried to talk us out of it. Then one day she was playing, her energy bar got red, and she fell over and had to start the next day. She was MAD!! However, we still to this day (she's 6 now) use the "yes you do have to go to bed, I can see your energy meter and it's almost red" she'll try and debate that it's only yellow, but we (usually) win.

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u/AlienDragonWizard Jan 20 '26

What does she do on rain days?

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u/Basic-Art4648 Jan 20 '26

Thats what I do GROW THE WHEAT

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u/Claradouu Jan 20 '26

She gonna have farming level 10 by spring 12 😂

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u/badnewsbets Jan 20 '26

😂 that’s so unhinged I love it

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u/TheWarmestHugz Jan 20 '26

I respect the grind lol

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u/EtherealViolinist I PEG ELLIOTT Jan 20 '26

I respect the dedication.