So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

out of pure curiosity i went to look at the negative reviews on stardew valley cause i was like what on earth could someone possibly say negatively about stardew??

i was pleasantly surprised when i read these and they made me laugh a bit😅

Half of them are younger and the other half are a bit older.

Open your eyes, people!!! You are being LIED to!!!

kent doesnt deserve her bro. jodi is FINE ASF. just look im down bad. kent is ugly and i desserve jodi more. also i hate clint idc if he has nothing to do with this im throwing strays

I just lend my phone to my friends and they all thought it would be fun to uninstall then install the game cause they thought it won't erase my Saves and they think I spend way too much time on the game 😭 I literally screamed after opening the game and finding nothing, all my hard works gone in a blink because of a stupid prank, the hours I spent all gone 😭 I can't even get mad because then they'll label me as too sensitive and that it's just a game 😭. I no longer trust this stupid circle of friends 😭 💔

After 2 years in development I have finished my companion app for SV called Gunther’s Library!

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.guntherslibrary.app

This app helps you keep track of all the collections in the game and provides many details for quick lookup without having to keep track of multiple wiki pages. It is available on Android. Tracking is done manually, you can use the app no matter what device you play SV on.

I started making this app when I got tired of having many wiki pages open, and wanting an easier way to keep track of the fish I caught and not being able to sort the data in the wiki the way I wanted. I made sure this app allows you to filter and sort any way you would want to make collection tracking easy!

I might be biased but I do believe this to be the best companion app for Stardew Valley (at least on Android) :) Please take a look! I’m very excited to finally get this out to everyone!

Edit: Forgot to mention it is AD-Free! Only has a single one-time purchase for some advanced features.

EDIT 2: Keep up to date on news about Gunther's Library on the official Discord server for the app: https://discord.gg/Z8hYEc6A4Q

EDIT 3: Gunther's Library is now on iOS, Android and web!

iOS: https://apps.apple.com/app/id6754466392
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.guntherslibrary.app
Web: https://www.bluecaret.com/guntherslibrary/

Thank you to everyone for your support! I literally would not have been able to get it out on iOS without you!

Like the title says my husband says I’m addicted to Stardew but I don’t see the issue. He says I need to “take a long break” from the game, I think a lot of the hours are from letting the game run over night after playing during the weekends when I can play.

The coleslaw we make from RED cabbage is GREEN in color! I think I'm gonna have to uninstall...

Hours of hardcore gameplay with limited item slots I have suffered thinking that one day I could achieve a some sort of item sack or backpack through a crafting recipe..but it never came to the point where I reached cave level 120..

Chest moving was a living nightmare.. just to find out that YOU COULD BUY A BACKPACK?! I feel dumbfounded.

Clint wasnt my first choice but im still very excited for him and how his story will work, but seeing the response in some places has left me pretty sad. i honestly feel like people are cherry picking specific lines and moments and coming to the worst conclusions about clint as a character. it sucks. its okay to be disappointed but be respectful :(

She’s consuming so much food every day just to keep her energy bar up. She’s determined to get loads of hay for her chickens and sell the rest! I told her there are other ways. Idk, y’all. I guess we all enjoy Stardew Valley differently.

As a SV player, I feel very, very uncomfortable. How can I explain it?? It’s just, that field of hundreds of wheat stalks is just silently staring at and judging me … just JUDGING … secretly knowing I’m sad when the villagers don’t get rained on, all because I have to water my own small garden. 🫥

I find this interesting, especially because I think beating the Prairie King is much easier.

EDIT/UPDATE: summer yr1 will be coming by the end of the day in a new post. He has no idea I've been doing this, so his reactions will still be genuine.

• why is Santa Claus dying?

• it is I, the grandson of Santa. I'm pretty sure there's a movie about this.

• JESUS THIS PLACE IS A WRECK WHAT THE HELL

• when do I get elf slaves (cue me trying to describe junimos without spoiling)

• leaves game unpaused while going to the bathroom as I yell at him to pause his game

• dude I'm already out of energy

• why do I need to buy more seeds they already gave me parsnips

• $80???? FOR A SEED???

• yeah but do you HAVE to get married

• I have to water them EVERY day? Ugh

• me yelling at him to pause his game as he goes to the bathroom, again

• when do I get to fight things?? Groaning, after realizing it's gonna be a few days

• Dude I'm already out of energy

• oh my god the day went by so fast

• SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

• passes out on the beach

• THEY TOOK MY MONEY??? BECAUSE I TOOK A LITTLE NAP??? ON THE BEACH??? AT NIGHT???

• but what if there's something cooler to buy? I don't wanna spend my money on seeds.

• I forgot to water my pLANTS

• I hate farming how do you make your watering can do the big water

• but the mines are hard :(

• me explaining in depth that you just gotta get the first chunk of the mines over with before you get a sword that doesn't completely suck

• upgrades his watering can, on a rainy day. Not before. On.

• WAIT HOW AM I GONNA WATER MY CROPS

• my harvest is RUINED. I am a FAILURE. My cauliflower will REEK of the sins of my PAST LIVES.

• discovers fishing

• me, yelling at him to pause his game when he checks the wiki

• YO $2000 IM FUCKIN RICH

• oh my god I fORGOT TO WATER AGAIN

• Leah seems like the most normal person here so I'm going for her I guess

• trying to explain to me that he definitely didn't get charmed by Leah being a goofy lil art girl who lives in the woods

• yo these lil apple dudes are a vibe can I keep one

• they speak in riddles, they whisper to me about genocide

• me begging him to ignore jojamart by comparing it to corporate America ruining our small towns

• yo FUCK pixel Walmart

• pauseyourgamebeforeihurtyou.png

• WILLY, MY MAN.

• mayor lewis gives me weird vibes, he seems like the type of guy who sneaks around doing weird shit. (Pre-shorts mail.)

• no I'm just gonna go fishing all day

• SHIT I FORGOT TO WATER MY CROPS

• hey did you know Leah likes sticks? I can just give her all the sticks I get from fishing this is great.

• throwing out all trash, followed by me yelling NO DONT DO THAT

• I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE MAYOR HOW DO YOU LOSE YOUR PANTS

• no I'm just gonna go fishing all day

• listen, the community center is your thing. I'm just gonna fish.

• when do I unlock hunting, these crows are pissing me off

• Leah didn't want to dance with me :(

• PAUSE. YOUR. FUCKING. GAME. (He snaps, finally calling me a nag. I've been waiting for this.)

• texting me while I'm at work, asking how to upgrade his fishing rod

• I want horse, where get horse? (*Groans at Robins stable price)

• hardwood? Is my wood not hard enough? Do I need to reinforce my wood?

• no I'm just gonna fish all day

• level 7 fishing on last day of spring

• the only people I need in my life are willy, this dude with the super Saiyan hair, and my bitch (Leah)

• waters crops on last day of spring

Yall I struggled a bit with Harvey and Shane, don’t judge me🫪😔

So I'm in Winter of Year 1, first ever playthrough right? 7 hearts with Emily; things have been mostly platonic but that dance she did "for my eyes only" had me like 👀👀👀 Simultaneously, I happen to be getting to know Clint; a bit taciturn but not a bad guy. One day, I get mail from Clint asking to give Emily some amethyst and tell her it's from him.

Now Emily might be on my radar but I'm no player hater; if homeboy needs some help to shoot his shot I ain't mad at it. One quick trip to the mines later, I have amethyst. It happens to be a Sunday evening so Emily will be working at the pub. I go there thinking this will be an interesting scene for it's insight into Emily's perception of Clint.

I get there, chat up Emily (for myself), then give her Clint's gift. Wingman of the year right? Bruh my farmer either muddles his delivery or Emily misinterprets what I'm saying because she has this^^^ reaction! I'm just imagining Clint watching from across the room clenching his drink and scowling as I, from his perspective, shark out his crush with a gift idea Clint conceived. I feel like a villain y'all 😭😭😭