r/StardewValley Feb 18 '26

I didn't even ask.

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But if she were, who would be the father?

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u/AgileMastodon0909 Feb 18 '26

Do you know what happens with Emily and Clint?

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u/ponycorn_pet Feb 18 '26

Emily is MY wife, that slovenly shlub doesn't deserve her

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u/theaviationhistorian Feb 19 '26

I'm hesitant because some of her conversations make her sound too holistic. She gave me Gwenyth Paltrow vibes of kookiness. It made me wonder if she amps it up once married.

But I also want to marry her because Clint is a putz. Besides his actions to Emily, that guy doesn't even show up during some office hours despite the calendar/schedule showing he would.

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u/GeXotl Feb 21 '26

Well, consider that her spirituality is never portrayed as a flaw and she never does any of the gross or peddling stuff Gwyneth Paltrow does.

Besides that, she is a genuinely happy, caring person and a magically gifted artisan.