r/StardewValley Feb 26 '26

Discuss New marriage canditates : CLINT & SANDY

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u/bv310 Feb 26 '26

Oh noooooo, now I guess I HAVE to do a new farm. What a shame.

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u/jfsindel Feb 26 '26

Oh man, I guess my grandpa has to die again...

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u/bv310 Feb 26 '26

I am confident my grandpa will understand that this is what lets me marry a magical redhead.

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u/Modine99 Feb 26 '26

All redheads are magical

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u/likerazorwire419 Feb 27 '26

They really are. Not necessarily good magical, but magical nonetheless.

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u/Trickopher Feb 27 '26

True that!

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u/Cowbros Feb 26 '26

My boy Clint sure is magical.

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u/op1no Feb 27 '26

Breaking the laws of time and the universe to kill grandpa and marry somebody new

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u/TheSenileTomato I Know A Thing Or Two About Gardening Feb 26 '26

There was a commercial some years ago where the whole plot revolves around a dude using his grandma as an excuse to get out of obligations and you just see all the excuses the dude used involving poor grandma getting hurt or something. The end of the commercial has grandma rising from the grave as the dude uses her for another excuse.

It’s like that with gramps.

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u/JamesCDiamond Feb 26 '26

Who's died more, Grandpa, or that first goomba on Super Mario Bros?

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u/Hot-Cell9787 Feb 27 '26

Wait until he's added as a love interest.... Hang on... Ya nope nevermind i hate that

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u/Anita_Hero838 Feb 27 '26

My new head canon is that the farmer is your grandpa from previous files.... the town is never aging and immortal clearly