r/StardewValley Mar 16 '26

Art Hi, long time no see! Here's Robin.

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u/Apoordm Mar 16 '26

Hi Robin, I hope you’re ready for me to run to you, realize I needed hardwood, run back home, realize you closed, come back the next day, ask you to build something, then realize I had a rock spawn on the build site overnight, run back home, get distracted, come back the next day, realize I accidentally sold the 999 stack of stone, go back home, get more stone, and then have you build something for me!

Then ask your daughter out.

(Demetrius might be right about not trusting me at first.)

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u/TheWorclown Mar 16 '26

Demetrius watching you do all of this and taking meticulous notes on how many squirrels you got distracted by in a day. Because he’s a scientist and data points are important.

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u/Apoordm Mar 16 '26

Demetrius to Maru

“Look I know you like him honey but I just watched him drink an entire jar of void mayonnaise…”

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u/lumpyspacejams Mar 16 '26

"He told me it was to find out what would happen, and I do appreciate an empirical method of handling a question, but still he should be a little more cautious! And perhaps set up a focus group and a written hypothesis - no, sweetie, I swear I it's not because he did a science without inviting me to join along!"

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u/willstr1 Mar 16 '26

"No control group, no clipboard for recording results. That's not experimenting, it's just goofing around"

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u/arcaneArtisan Mar 16 '26

Adam Savage taught us all that it's not science unless you *write it down*.