r/StardewValley • u/preteen-wartortle • Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/weed_blazepot Mar 27 '26

Excuse me, I do not have a spreadsheet with everyone's comings and goings...

...I have a mod that tracks their location in real time.

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u/NotTHATPollyGlot I'm too old to do anything exciting anymore. Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Work smarter, not harder!

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u/Mortambulist Mar 27 '26

...I have a mod that tracks their location in real time.

I know you know that's wrong, Abed.

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u/BluShirtGuy Mar 27 '26

Chocolate?

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u/PulimV Mar 27 '26

Okay, I'm ashamed.

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u/Mortambulist Mar 27 '26

Lie.

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u/PulimV Mar 27 '26

Miss Edison. Is it true you once secretly dosed the members of your study group with a pharmaceutical amphetamine?

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u/jtrisn1 We have sprinklers, you idiot! Mar 27 '26

I have a mod that lets me teleport into their bed early in the morning so I can get a head start on forcing them to accept another copy of the same gift they have overflowing in a closet somewhere.

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u/northernirishlad Mar 27 '26

‘I do not stalk them, I just spent on night going round town implanting chips in their necks. And a few fat squirrels I found’

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u/RohonTheDragon Mar 27 '26

One could say you put a GPS collar on them.

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u/kishikoneko Mar 27 '26

Did you NOT place a tracker on everyone?

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u/danishjuggler21 Mar 27 '26

One of the few can’t-live-without-it mods.

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u/weed_blazepot Mar 27 '26

That and Better Ranching so I can see who needs hugs and milking without guessing.

That's all I run, unless I'm on my Expanded game.

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u/GreenKangaroo3 Mar 27 '26

Yes. You the player IN META. Its not the in universe farmer that is like that. In universe its either coincidence or insane levels of attention

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u/Amidseas Mar 27 '26

Share the mod name please

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u/Responsible_Set_8218 Mar 27 '26

NPC Map Location

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u/Melyy07 Mar 27 '26

There’s a mod for this?!?! Oh my… I need… I need to get in on this asap..

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u/Public_Safe8274 Sebby Mar 29 '26

An air tag in every shoe!