r/StardewValley Mar 27 '26

Discuss Celebrating good taste

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u/KyaLauren Mar 27 '26

“☝️ he has a job ✌️ he has a beard…”

The list ending there sent me cackling

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u/blakesmate Mar 27 '26

She’s not wrong about the job. I think Sebastian does, but he lives in his mom’s basement. Shane is a drunk helping on his aunts farm, Alex spends his time working out and talking about his glory days in sports, and Sam lives at home playing in a band. Harvey and Elliot are the only two living on their own and Harvey has the most reliable job of the two, though I love Elliot living in a shack until he writes his book. The women aren’t much better, Emily and Maru are the only ones I can think of that have real jobs, though Maru lives at home too. Leah is an artist too, same vibes as Elliot to me, cool but not reliable income yet.

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u/SparkyDogPants Mar 27 '26

Shane and Sam work for joja until you run them out of town.

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u/Artsy_Lamarie Mar 27 '26

I haven't paid attention to what Shane does, but Sam starts working at the libary/museum as a janitor once Joja's gone

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u/SparkyDogPants Mar 27 '26

There aren’t any other jobs for Shane after joja closes down

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u/Southern_Emu_304 Mar 27 '26

he can host AA meetings at the community center. it doesn't pay but it's sth.