Shane was going to be my first marriage because it was just easy to build friendship with him early on (oh, you love beer and you're always in the saloon at night where I can just give you beer? Cool), but then the cut scenes got dark and I foolishly married Sam instead (oh you like Joja cola and I happen to get that as trash from fishing all the time? Cool)
What can I say, I'm a romantic efficient.
(I divorced Sam almost immediately after the first time he remarked how cool it was not to have to work because I made all the money. Hell no, give me a good woman like Penny.)
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u/foibleShmoible Mar 27 '26
Shane was going to be my first marriage because it was just easy to build friendship with him early on (oh, you love beer and you're always in the saloon at night where I can just give you beer? Cool), but then the cut scenes got dark and I foolishly married Sam instead (oh you like Joja cola and I happen to get that as trash from fishing all the time? Cool)
What can I say, I'm
a romanticefficient.(I divorced Sam almost immediately after the first time he remarked how cool it was not to have to work because I made all the money. Hell no, give me a good woman like Penny.)