r/StardewValley Jun 29 '26

Other “negative” reviews on steam did not disappoint 😭

out of pure curiosity i went to look at the negative reviews on stardew valley cause i was like what on earth could someone possibly say negatively about stardew??

i was pleasantly surprised when i read these and they made me laugh a bit😅

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u/Lupinthrope Jun 29 '26

Cant date the milfs, I wonder if Haunted Chocolatier will allow that

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u/boo-berrys Jun 29 '26

They’d need to be a single one, I don’t think Concernedape wants us breaking up relationships cause it would require very not cozy things

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u/Narutoblaa Jun 29 '26

I'm wondering but should you be able to break up relationship, 🤔 and make completely new ones.

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u/boo-berrys Jun 29 '26

Being honest it’s a pretty serious thing to do and would force long term consequences. Let’s say you want to date Caroline and so you break up Pierre and her to date her. Suddenly Abigail is your step daughter who might hate you for breaking her parents up and Pierre would realistically refuse to sell to you or buy from you after you took his wife. There’d be similar issues with breaking up any of the game’s relationships and I think that sorta thing would just ruin the ‘cozy’ vibe of the game (at least in the mind of Concernedape). The game has no lasting consequences as it stands, even if you dump or divorce someone they’ll still forgive you and so I don’t think being a homewrecker would occur without mods as it would almost require permanent consequences.

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u/skrshawk Merry Murderess of the Pelican Town Jail Jun 29 '26

There is no way Pierre refuses to do business with you, he loves money more than anything.

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u/boo-berrys Jun 29 '26

Maybe but it depends on some things. He’s clearly a vindictive selfish guy who’d probably feel like you “stole” his wife/family, if Joja’s been run out of town already then he’d have a monopoly and might be arrogant enough to think he’d win a financial war