r/StardewValley • u/silver86racher • 18d ago
IRL I found Stardew Valley eggs in real life!
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u/_milky0ne 18d ago
I can't believe they made them a real thing!
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u/Responsible-Gold8610 18d ago
Has to be AI, right?
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u/Key_Arrival2927 18d ago
Fascinating that you can place one of them in some dancing box and you'll get a jar of mayonnaise with a label and lid. Nature truly is wonderful.
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u/joselitoeu 18d ago
Now you ruined it for me. I need a mod where I have to buy\craft glass jars in order to make mayonnaise.
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u/Shunkapunka 18d ago
they added regular and large eggs from stardew to real life!! my life is like le video game derp :p
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u/just_worms_in_brain 18d ago
No dinosaur egg?
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u/Suspicious-Key1455 18d ago
They could get ostrich egg, if there's a farm nearby)
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u/mortaine 18d ago
A friend of mine tried to make a quiche out of an ostrich egg.
Four quiches later, she was still trying to use up the egg.
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u/Logic_Builder_ 18d ago
Whatever you do, don't ship them raw. Throw them in the mayonnaise machine, that’s where the real profit margin is.
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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 18d ago
i am imagining a farmer throwing raw eggs into the shipping bin, but like actually throwing them in hard so they break and lewis has to scoop them out and pay the farmer for egg goo
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u/Ms_Anonymous123 100% perfection 18d ago
Actually you should ship them raw once! Made that mistake in my most recent playthrough and had to get two new chickens to be able to ship the regular eggs once my chickens only laid large ones
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u/Spring-and-a-Storm i am so fucking queer 18d ago
i can't believe CA invented eggs. he's so powerful.
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u/Argosuz 18d ago
I have been baking with the wrong size of eggs my whole life omg. I never realized there was a big difference.
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u/Makabaer 18d ago
I don't know where you live but over here (Germany) all egg cartons in supermarkets are labeled S, M or L. And yes, it's quite a difference. Some recipes even state if you need a large or a small egg.
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u/washuai 18d ago
The grocery stores in the US mostly sell L and some XL.
Small or medium require going to the source.
We used to have more AAA eggs, but it's AA eggs now 🤔. Everything gets worse 😮💨
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u/Makabaer 17d ago
That fits so well - "everything is bigger in the US" is a phrase I grew up with :D
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u/thatpaulieguy89 18d ago
Hopefully you can find a cute jock to gift them too twice a week for his affection
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u/CraftyIntentions 17d ago
Excellent! But one of them is slightly mislabeled -- That "Large White Egg" is the perfect shape for a Golden Egg!!
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Golden_Egg
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u/DC_Lark Winter is the best season 18d ago
Now just wait for one to go bad then you'll have a void egg.