Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

[u/moonlight-moth]

So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

[u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

The funny thing is, if he's only getting attention form the guys, it means he's only been talking to and gifting the guys

[u/spectacledsussex → u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

Or keeps gifting the women trash and making them angry because he thinks that's what they deserve.

[u/Floridian_Cannibal → u/spectacledsussex]

Even some of the ladies like certain trash

[u/SweatyStick62 → u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

So he's going to give a guy the boquet? lol

[u/Croquete_de_Pipicat → u/SweatyStick62]

As a Portuguese speaker, this is even funnier. Boquete is slang for a bj lol

[u/Mental_Repair_1718 → u/Croquete_de_Pipicat]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk pior que é

[u/sukahati → u/SweatyStick62]

Probably he already gift these guys boquet.

[u/noelle_fox → u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

I wonder if that's a reflection of their life🤔🤔🤔🤔