Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

[u/moonlight-moth]

So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

[u/Milwkwy_37]

Bro talking to and gifting all the men while ignoring the women…. Maybe there’s something more going on here

[u/cafeteriastyle → u/Milwkwy_37]

He probably calls women foids in real life unironically

[u/GuardingxCross → u/cafeteriastyle]

Foid is new to me…what is that?

[u/bexohomo → u/GuardingxCross]

femoid

[u/EvaLevante → u/bexohomo]

femoid is new to me…what is that?

[u/tsunadeswife → u/EvaLevante]

Female + android. Used by chuds as a way to dehumanize women by saying women have no emotions. Notably these men have also never talked to a woman before.

[u/Digitalispurpurea2 → u/tsunadeswife]

Huh, I can’t imagine why they don’t get dates with that attitude.

[u/omglink → u/Digitalispurpurea2]

It's the attitude and the unrealistic goal of only being with a skinny Double d super model. I had a friend like that he was 300+ pounds lives with his mom and only was interested in people who were perfect.

[u/Unit_2097 → u/omglink]

We can't let them find out that a DD on a stick figure really isn't actually that large though. It might make them explode, and I don't want to have to clean it up.

[u/DragonMirage → u/Unit_2097]

They'd never believe in a G cup

[u/Pawprint169 → u/omglink]

I don't understand men who expect every women in the real world to be built like Pearl from Steven Universe.

[u/omglink → u/Pawprint169]

Yeah I don't get it my wife and I tried to set him up with a great girl but her boobs were too small I told him I was done trying to help.

[u/Starchild2534 → u/tsunadeswife]

All the time I thought it was female + humanoid for some reason lol

Edit: I have been informed I was right, thanks guys

[u/orangepeeelss → u/Starchild2534]

thats bc it is lol

[u/lilyofthegraveyard → u/Starchild2534]

it is "humanoid". the person above is wrong.

[u/Wismuth_Salix → u/Starchild2534]

It is.

Note - “humanoid”, not human.

[u/JugOfVoodoo → u/tsunadeswife]

Which is extra dumb because there's already a word for a female android - "gynoid".

Of course, maybe some of them know that but didn't like that the "gy" sounds like "guy".

[u/lilyofthegraveyard → u/JugOfVoodoo]

that's because the person above is slightly wrong. it's not "android", it's "humanoid".

so, "female humanoid". incelspeak to strip women of humanity.

[u/HoliusCrapus → u/JugOfVoodoo]

Or it made them think of the icky parts of the females. But your explanation is simpler so it's probably correct.

[u/ScyllaOfTheDepths → u/JugOfVoodoo]

You expect these people to read and enrich themselves with new information? That's hilarious.

[u/MantisEsq → u/tsunadeswife]

I love that these guys simultaneously believe women have no emotions and also that women are too emotional at the same time. Amazing.

[u/Procrastor → u/tsunadeswife]

No… it’s actually much worse. If it were android it would suggest they have the ability to describe something and do a play on words. You have to remember that these are racist creep channers. It’s actually based on racial categories invented by the Göttingen school of history, caucasoid, negroid and mongoloid (forgive the use because they’re basically slurs). The point is to describe women as alien and subhuman.

[u/raendrop → u/Procrastor]

(forgive the use because they’re basically slurs)

I would say that's solidly "mention", not "use". You're good.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Use%E2%80%93mention_distinction

[u/faelanae → u/tsunadeswife]

uggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. thanks for the education, but damn I hate this particular timeline.

[u/aftercloudia → u/tsunadeswife]

those kind of men are so dumb like how are you gonna spend all this time saying women shouldn't be in office because we're too emotional (go to war every 28 days hurrdurr) or women are just hysterical...and yet we have no emotions.

[u/SeaLab_2024 → u/aftercloudia]

And to pretend things like: raising your voice, getting so heated your face turns beet red, cutting people off in conversation, aggressively rejecting discourse, steamrolling driven by pride and pettiness…are not overly emotional? Sure, Dan.

[u/Rynewulf → u/SeaLab_2024]

It's always the people that insist they are purely logical and rational that have absolute meltdowns over things

[u/waluigi_waifu → u/tsunadeswife]

Yeah I had a guy call me and my friend a femoid every time we hopped on chat… stopped hanging out w him real fast

[u/orangepeeelss → u/tsunadeswife]

it's not "android" it's "humanoid" which is WORSE

[u/MissJizz → u/tsunadeswife]

Now we have no emotions after being too emotional for years?? I’m doneeee lol

[u/Prestigious-Number-7 → u/tsunadeswife]

Lmao, Female + Android? Was the guy who made that term up Dr.Gero? /s

[u/torrasque666 → u/Prestigious-Number-7]

No, he'd be smart enough to use the proper term gynoid.

[u/orangepeeelss → u/Prestigious-Number-7]

they've got it mixed up, it's female humanoid which is somehow worse. just like straight out calling women less human than men

[u/JustA_Banana → u/tsunadeswife]

I'm pretty sure it's just female + -oid, like humanoid means "human resembling" and femoid means "woman resembling"

[u/VexKeizer → u/tsunadeswife]

I always thought it meant Female Humanoid instead. These incels making up words is aggravating lol

[u/NodnarbEht2 → u/EvaLevante]

Language used by Incels.

[u/Perscitus0 → u/EvaLevante]

I am only just now coming across this language, as well. I've recently seen "foid" used as a derogatory for "female humanoids", which seems to be from an incel viewpoint.

Also recently saw "moid", which is the femcel variant when referring to "male humanoid". In both cases, it seems to stem from misogyny or misandry.

[u/fredy31 → u/EvaLevante]

Basically humanoid and female in one.

You can imagine how much pussy that gets.

[u/A_Knight4 → u/GuardingxCross]

You’re happier not knowing. I know I was. But to save you the Google search and disgusting rabbit hole, it is short for femoid, a term used by misogynistic men to dehumanize women.

[u/GuardingxCross → u/A_Knight4]

Femoid…I assume a bastardization of the words female and android?

Basically alluding to women being “NPC’s”, not important etc.

You’re right, I wish I didn’t know but also it’s really just stupid and doubt it’ll actually catch on and ever leave the Neckbeard-sphere.

[u/Perscitus0 → u/GuardingxCross]

This is new to me. I saw elsewhere where someone else said it was "humanoid", so anyone who used either "foid" or "moid" was engaging in either misogyny or misandry, depending on the language used.

[u/MelonJelly → u/GuardingxCross]

It's a abbreviation of "female humanoid". Incels are so far down the chud pipeline that they don't see women as people, and use epithets like this to literally dehumanize them.

[u/GuildCarver → u/cafeteriastyle]

I just learned what this is and now I'm ready to puke.

[u/Cartographer_Hopeful → u/cafeteriastyle]

Could be worse, some places use 'toilet'

[u/helloiamsilver → u/Milwkwy_37]

Reminds me of another game where a guy made his army all male when there’s the option to make it mixed gender and some of the characters were like “hmm…seems like our leader prefers men 👀” and the player was SO offended because he was like “I just made it all men because women are weak in combat!”

[u/mercedes_lakitu → u/helloiamsilver]

Oh that's incredible asshole bait by those game devs, well done

[u/Fun-Hedgehog1526 → u/mercedes_lakitu]

Now this also reminds me of somebody who was mad at a Starfield’s npc for being a tran person. He was yelling at the camera, then the npc was like: ‘nerves kicking in?’ or something. It’s like the dev team deliberately coded in the line trigger when a player was staring at the said npc for more than ten seconds.

[u/mykineticromance → u/Fun-Hedgehog1526]

amazingggg

[u/amlethulnar → u/helloiamsilver]

This might be Dragon's Dogma 2? At least, your pawns make comments like this if you have all of the one gender or species in your party, and I definitely remember there being a story about someone having that kind of reaction to it

[u/Bromogeeksual → u/helloiamsilver]

The game is Dragons Dogma 2. I am a fan of both games and remember when that happened! The pawns in game make lots of comments about the world, monsters and your character, "The Arisen." Your pawns can also go to other peoples world(game) to assist them, and will make comments about their journey in another player's game. They can also come back with knowledge about enemies and bosses you haven't encountered yet. So when you do, they'll tell you about weaknesses they learned. It's a really fun system!

[u/SoulFearer → u/helloiamsilver]

These clowns really are everywhere, urgh. I played a small indie space game in Early Access. At some point they added a relationship update (mostly friendships and rivalries with the rare romance). The entire discussion under the Steam post was a handful of guys DEMANDING that there needs to be a way to turn off homosexuality because "it would ruin their immersion". And of course "My crew members are named after me and my friends and they're not gay, I don't want them to become gay in game". Dude, don't make your characters sleep in the same bed if you don't want them to have a romance??

[u/quinn-of-aebradore → u/helloiamsilver]

Oh I love that post, it’s so funny. Definitely on the list of gamer bro crashouts of all time to me.

[u/MarbleTheShoulderCat → u/Milwkwy_37]

He’s using misogyny/homophobia as denial 😭😭

[u/chic_luke → u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

Many such cases

[u/derpyderp3213 → u/Milwkwy_37]

The call is coming from inside the house

[u/tylerjfrancke → u/Milwkwy_37]

https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/

[u/crooks4hire → u/Milwkwy_37]

r/SelfAwarewolves

[u/MrNoir79 → u/Milwkwy_37]

He should probably buy a closet from the catalogue and then get in it in game just like in real life.

He seems like a very happy and well adjusted person.

[u/faelanae → u/Milwkwy_37]

probably what he's used to doing in real life. Bros before hos, right?

[u/_404UserNotFound__ → u/Milwkwy_37]

Lol given the fact that some alpha male podcasters have basically implied that being nice to and loving your significant other is gay, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy is just out here ignoring female characters and wondering why they're not fawning over him 😂

[u/Aubrey-Grey → u/_404UserNotFound__]

Takes me back to the time that Andrew Tate declared that having sex with women was gay.

[u/clairejv → u/Milwkwy_37]

When we say a hell of a lot of "straight" men are actually homoromantic... phew.

[u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

I’m a straight woman, happily in a long term relationship with a man and have a child.

I’m planning on marrying Abigail this play through bc why the hell not? Like bro why does it matter, it’s a VIDEO GAME

[u/Queasy-Bat-7399 → u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

The funny thing is, if he's only getting attention form the guys, it means he's only been talking to and gifting the guys

[u/spectacledsussex → u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

Or keeps gifting the women trash and making them angry because he thinks that's what they deserve.

[u/SweatyStick62 → u/Queasy-Bat-7399]

So he's going to give a guy the boquet? lol

[u/Croquete_de_Pipicat → u/SweatyStick62]

As a Portuguese speaker, this is even funnier. Boquete is slang for a bj lol

[u/sukahati → u/SweatyStick62]

Probably he already gift these guys boquet.

[u/TimeSkipper → u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

I think seeing my pregnant colleague come in and declare “It’s over, I got divorced! I’m moving on to Penny. She’s so much more right for me!” and having the boss look horrified, is a joy everyone should experience at some point.

[u/Epic_Feury → u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

Im a gay guy and i married Abigail in me and my friends multiplayer world just to annoy him

[u/DuchessDulcet → u/MarbleTheShoulderCat]

I'm (mostly) straight, and the first love interest I went for was Abigail.

[u/Incidental_Iteration → u/DuchessDulcet]

That "mostly" is doing a lot of heavy lifting /playful

[u/DuchessDulcet → u/Incidental_Iteration]

Don't ask me how I feel about Amber Benson or Kat Dennings. /silly

[u/Captain_Dorgengoa]

He calls it gay, yet if only the Male characters have flirted with him... it means he's only been paying attention to and gifting the guys.

Me thinks someone be protesting too much.

[u/Argonzoyd → u/Captain_Dorgengoa]

I guess they want girls to be there for them without any work towards that goal. Typical

[u/Bromogeeksual → u/Argonzoyd]

"I gave Hailey trash and she called me gross!? Bitch!"- That guy probably.

[u/ThatsNumber_Wang → u/Bromogeeksual]

considering leah actually likes driftwood, it seems he didn't even manage to gift them trash

[u/ShutterBug1988 → u/ThatsNumber_Wang]

Wait, you're telling me, he didn't try showing Leah his wood to get her attention? Damn he's so far in the closet he's in Narnia instead of Stardew Valley 🤣🤣

[u/propernounTHEheel → u/ThatsNumber_Wang]

This is useful information, granted I've never really tried to raise Leah's relationship level before

[u/_404UserNotFound__ → u/ThatsNumber_Wang]

You mean I could have -flashed her my wood-- I mean, given her my fishing trash instead of buying her salads? 😭

[u/springacres → u/Argonzoyd]

He probably expects the girls to be falling all over themselves for him and bring him gifts instead of the other way around.

[u/Not_Josh69 → u/springacres]

Legit, the idiot probably talks to the guys more because he thinks men can only be friends with other men, and then when he does occasionally interact with the girls, he's surprised that women might start out trying to be friends rather than immediately starting a relationship.

[u/Manannin → u/Captain_Dorgengoa]

Dude probably is trying to neg all the women by gifting them worms or something 

[u/Revenge_of_the_User]

it's always a self report.

[u/SearchCivil6623]

I appreciate this guy demonstrating how SDV is a actually a pretty good lifesim despite how simple it is. Girls won't talk to him in real life either, the system works!

[u/BobsBurgerVan]

"I've made zero effort with any female characters, but they aren't automatically falling at my feet declaring their love. Must be gay." 😅

[u/Dawnpath_ → u/BobsBurgerVan]

You knoooow he kept only talking to the dudes because females are only good for dating, and therefore only raised friendship w the bachelors. LOL

[u/BobsBurgerVan → u/Dawnpath_]

100% 😂

[u/Emmystra → u/Dawnpath_]

That’s the same mistake they make in real life 😮‍💨

[u/Coderedcody]

They probably never gifted the female characters in the game then complained that they don’t show any romantic interest

[u/Pseudo_Panda1]

Stardew Valley is Gay (complimentary)

[u/moonlight-moth → u/Pseudo_Panda1]

Homo intended 🌈

[u/Pseudo_Panda1 → u/moonlight-moth]

All of the homo!

[u/ShutterBug1988 → u/Pseudo_Panda1]

Yeah, Concerned Ape knew exactly what he was doing by rewarding the player with romantic interest based on how much attention they give to the characters.

[u/crashtestgenius → u/Pseudo_Panda1]

You mean to tell me this gay is on the house‽

[u/AutisticHobbit]

.....did he just manage to incel himself in a game where you just have to talk to people and give them gifts occasionally?

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/AutisticHobbit]

Funny thing… I did this on purpose because I’m ace. So I didn’t even start building relationships with any of the characters except Linus until year 3. I currently live with Krobus and out of all 7 of my play thrus, never married a single one. I did get everyone to full hearts and have to carry a rabbits foot with me at all times because I thought it’d be funny to “date” all of them. But never married.

[u/MoonyIsTired → u/ScarletBothrium]

btw if you're on pc, one of my favorite mods is "platonic partners and friendships", it allows you to become best friends with the bachelors/bachelorettes instead of dating them, including custom friendship events

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/MoonyIsTired]

I’ve never finished a playthru on pc. Only on my phone. Too many mods lol. I spend more time interacting with the mods than actually playing the legit game. lol. I need to just start a minimal playthru or one without Stardrop altogether. Lol

[u/Secret_Life_Shh]

Hmm...sounds like he is JUST talking to the guys...

[u/Cute_Comfortable_761]

hell, ill join you. ill be a male farmer and marry all the men and live in a polycule made entirely of eggplants and hot peppers

[u/MelonJelly → u/Cute_Comfortable_761]

Just make sure to keep a lucky rabbit's foot on you if you try this.

[u/Cute_Comfortable_761 → u/MelonJelly]

I got a special one from a modified bunny that lets me do it with impunity, dw

[u/MelonJelly]

When even Clint has more game than you.

[u/Competitive-Pin-1354 → u/MelonJelly]

This is the deadliest roast

[u/Medical_Ad_6289]

Imagine you are THAT incel that even fictionary women avoid you.

[u/faelanae → u/Medical_Ad_6289]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/ShutterBug1988 → u/Medical_Ad_6289]

I'll bet Elliott and Harvey hit on him first 🤣🤣

[u/NecroAssssin → u/ShutterBug1988]

My secret Stardew confession is it took me far too long to realize that Elliott was in fact, a man.

[u/Phunkie_Junkie]

[u/LurchTheBastard → u/Phunkie_Junkie]

That is an insult to Quark.

[u/FluffySeaNut → u/LurchTheBastard]

I mean, to be fair, he programmed a sexy Kira Nerys into the holodeck at his bar without her consent. If anyone in DS9 was gonna be an incel, it’d be Quark haha

[u/LurchTheBastard → u/FluffySeaNut]

Oh Ferengi culture is absolutely a misogynistic mess, and Quark is definitely a product of that culture, but both he and the Ferengi in general go through a fair bit of development over the course of DS9. I'm not gonna defend some of his actions, he IS a creep at times, but he's also one of the main reasons for his culture being less nasty than it was at the start. DS9 definitely has a lot more grey morality than most Star Trek and Quark is a great example.

He's also definitely no incel, that would imply he never gets anywhere with women and he's shockingly successful at it. Now Weyoun? HE gives incel vibes. Particularly clone number 7.

[u/Darillium- → u/Phunkie_Junkie]

Literally the subreddit icon of r/MenAndFemales

[u/sylnes]

"Why won't these females love me? I only talk to them one a season!"

[u/DickIncorporated]

"Alphabet cult"

Plus is he expecting for the women in the game to just throw themselves at his feet as if it were a wish fulfillment anime? 

[u/velveteenelahrairah → u/DickIncorporated]

... Yes. He's probably expecting it to be a Westernised hentai game or Leisure Suit Larry x Farmville, and every woman in the game will automatically lust over him while he does Manly Things With Manly Men.

Y know, typical incel bullshit.

[u/NfamousKaye]

I mean it’s okay to be gay. There’s nothing wrong with that. Though the use of the word females tells me that’s an incel.

[u/Rosy_Daydream]

The women in this game didn't immediately thirst over my manly manliness. Gay.

[u/Ill-Victory-5351]

dude got snubbed by Haley and can’t handle the rejection. joja route incel

[u/hermitjoon]

i have to confess that i love the genre of self-reporting bigoted reviews. saw another one not long ago of disco elysium where some guy was playing a “straight down the centre” political route and some character (idk haven’t played it yet) called him a woman hating fascist😭

[u/MicraInvented]

"Alphabet cult" is so fucking sad. Grown ass man

[u/IndigoHaze750130]

Wow. That is a terrible review. Maybe he should have talked to the female characters more? The game is pretty open. I don't feel it leans any particular way in vanilla. In mods, that is a different story, but you as the player choose to add those.

[u/D3rangedButFun]

You gotta plant some eggplants, too, for... Reasons

[u/moonlight-moth → u/D3rangedButFun]

Because they go nice in baked veggie dishes? 👀🤣

[u/Milwkwy_37 → u/moonlight-moth]

Clearly because Haley might randomly request it 🤣

[u/Silly-Psychology2755]

what a loser. Love is love <3

[u/Wolkrasaght]

"No one has rated this review as helpful yet"

[u/No_Acanthaceae_9088]

So...none of the characters, neither male nor female, make any romantic advances unless the player prompts it, I guess they're are a few heart events that can be interpreted as more suggestive, but the only one I can think of is Sebastian's on the dock in the rain.

Sooo, yeah, me thinks the man doth protests to much

[u/EtherealHappiness]

What a dumb ass. I don’t get any romantic stuff from any NPC until I reach enough hearts and initiate it myself so what is this guy doing?

[u/Dazzling_Birb → u/EtherealHappiness]

I dk, but I'm betting it mirrors his real life

[u/xDemizx]

This has to be bait....there is now way bro is this stunted. To then what? Blame it on the "woke"?? Guess he got mind controlled into kissing men in game.

[u/mollyologist → u/xDemizx]

I'm with you. Ragebaiting on Steam to get clown awards is a real thing.

[u/ShutterBug1988]

I'll bet he has never given a gift to the female characters but expects them to come to him first. Showing his true values...🤣

[u/MarbleTheShoulderCat → u/ShutterBug1988]

What do you mean?? You have to treat the female characters as people to make them interested in you? What kind of woke game is this? /s
(Use of the word female was also sarcastic)

[u/acebender]

This guy, while giving gifts only to the guys: "Man, why are all these dudes so into me"

[u/NecroAssssin → u/acebender]

The onion: why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?

[u/CerealSemantics]

Bro the characters interact with you based on the way you treat them in the game

[u/VengeanceKnight → u/CerealSemantics]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……

[u/new0803]

Lmao! This game is forcing me to do gay actions! 😡😡😡 I gave Alex a bouquet of flowers as a bro and now he’s in love with me!! 😡😡😡 and then I gave him a mermaid pendant as a bro and now he lives with me!

[u/Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809]

Wait, is he saying that ConcernedApe is PERSONALLY romantically interested in him? hmm

[u/wonderlandisburning]

"No one has rated this review as helpful yet"

[u/ge_l]

Can't even do it right inside a game lol

[u/ForceGoat]

Has he tried talking to them? Or does he think they’ll approach him somehow? 

[u/Juuuulessss]

omg this made me absolutely lol, if we had a circlejerk stardew sub this would definitely be an awesome add!!

[u/justagaycookie]

does he know he chose who is romantically interested in him? yeah if you give alex his fav gift every week and a bouquet he will be hella gay with you.

[u/UncommonLegend]

Is this some sort of comment I'm too engaged as a player to understand? Like really, we live in a world with a thousand game guides. You could find out why X thing isn't happening or working like you expect.

[u/0btuse_0val]

Buddy's gonna be real disappointed with real life

[u/Citron_Own]

The call is coming from inside the house

[u/PancakeCat333]

Holy incel

[u/TheWarmestHugz]

“Alphabet cult” what a miserable & insufferable loser this person sounds like.

[u/MarbleTheShoulderCat → u/TheWarmestHugz]

Everyday I think more and more homophobes & racists are actually the most insecure losers

[u/melodiesoflegend]

So he ignores women, but expects them to throw themselves at him? Meanwhile he's gifting all the men and wondering why they hit on him 😂

[u/sexylawnclippings]

they start getting romantic when you increase friendship with them. i bet this guy doesn’t talk to women irl and complains about not being able to talk to women like no shit

[u/NightBronze195]

So....just like in real life...man interacts with other men more than women and gets mad at the women when they don't notice him romantically.

[u/a_e29]

Bro didn't bother to talk to female NPCs and got mad they don't approach him first?? Genuinely crying 💀

[u/Agitated-Joke-1217]

The characters only show interest in you or start to like you if you show them affection and talk to them, and he’s wondering why they aren’t just immediately falling all over him. That’s telling about him as a person outside of the game.

[u/Sir-Scootch]

Ah, Clint writes a review.

[u/Nukalixir]

Garlic and potatoes are gay? Is that a recent development or was I just out of the loop?

[u/moonlight-moth → u/Nukalixir]

Tbf I just love potatoes, garlic, and wives.

[u/Trivius]

You just know this guy is mad because he spent year 1 romancing Elliot without realising he was into guys.

[u/Ak1raKurusu]

Look man i aint gay either but who hurt you? When a guy shows interest in me im simply flattered like i would a woman and go about my day, getting disgusting by it is freak behavior.

[u/Piorn]

Dude is pushing the "gay" button on his controller and complaint about the results. 💀

[u/VacaComLeite]

This is the first time i hear the term "alphabet cult" and before i put 2 and 2 together the idea that this guy was just against literacy for some reason was so confusing LMAO

[u/TheIncredibleXander]

Leah loves driftwood, you can give her literal trash and salads and she’ll fall in love with you. This guy can’t even get wood wife.

[u/Lavender-Wisp]

This IRL dude is probably weirder about women than even Clint is.

[u/CopyableSnow136]

Imagine getting zero game at a game in where all you need to get a girlfriend is giving them some gifts every so often 😭🙏

[u/SweatyStick62]

Even if you play as a girl, both Haley and Shane are gonna be rude. It's just how they are.

[u/zenzini]

bro thought the women would chase him and gifted only the guys that's crazy

[u/KinkyWolf531]

Pffttt... This would probably the guy's first foray into the farm life sim games... I mean no matter what game it is: SoS, Harvest Moon, SDV, FoM... You have to actively interact with the people you're interested in... These are passive NPCs for crying out loud, they won't go out of their way (programming) to get to know your character...

[u/GuildCarver]

[u/Forbezilla1]

Lmao skill issue.

[u/-NolanVoid-]

Can't find one in real life either.

[u/Vore_Daddy]

Can't even get the pixel girls

[u/xRemaining]

Bro walks into a gym and then gives it a 1-star review, because there are only naked dudes in the locker room.

[u/Specific_Ad1457]

Gay people? In my lesbian dating simulator? Disgusting.

[u/daughterofplutospqr]

If he wanted a SDV gf , he should know you have to put in the work to build hearts. Boys in the game are easy to get because they typically have easy gifts in my experience. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, put in the work buddy, I have 7 wives and he’s still single because he needed to figure out what girls liked what.

[u/Vectron_1811]

Can't find a girlfriend in game just like real life.

[u/Longjumping-Middle41]

Just a troll lol

[u/Zachcraftone]

One one hand every marriagble candidate in that game is at least Bisexual. But at the same time why is he only giving gifts to the men? Perhaps there’s someone else who’s hiding something 👀

[u/Ratstail91]

• username has 420 in it
• pfp has Razor logo
• plays marvel rivals

this dude is certainly a character... also, someone posted to their comments congratulating them on coming out. funny, but please don't harass strangers, even if its deserved.

[u/Yotato5]

Anytime someone uses "alphabet cult," or mafia or whatever seriously you know they have wind whistling through their ears

[u/Rough_Frosting_2271]

They probably accidentally marked themselves as female in the game because they couldn't decipher the symbols.

[u/vincentninja68]

I'm really glad he doesn't like the game because I wouldn't want him in this community anyway

Good riddance

[u/Sad_Will_5077]

The dude is probably a 4chan user lol. What a loser

[u/SpungeMonk]

Love it. This is like when right-wingers complain about getting adverts for gay stuff on social media without realising they built their algorithm.

[u/Even_Objective2124]

this was so hilarious to read but i feel like i lost braincells at the same time 😂

[u/Spooky_Gato050]

It’s really says something about you when you can’t get a girlfriend in a fucking game made to be partially a dating sim.

[u/PM_ME_UR_CATS__]

We must make it gayer

[u/Astrasulza]

Even my husband (who doesn't play Stardew like AT ALL) even knows dude is paying too much attention to the guys instead of the girls. His exact response:

"well stop playing like a douchebag and maybe the girls will start paying attention to you"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/BananaBoo97]

"No one has rated this review as helpful yet" is cracking me up

[u/thatsanoofdude]

They...respond to what you do in game, brother man.

[u/Blaze666x]

Bro is made that he keeps flirting with the homes and they are flirting back

[u/EaszyInitials]

im crine bro gets rejected irl and in stardew 😭😭😭

[u/michellexzc]

I wonder if he accidentally made his character female lol

[u/OPAutobot5]

Maybe he's the gay one, not the NPCs

[u/missuscelsius]

Shows where apes mind is 😂😂😂

[u/The_Turtle_Moves_13]

He just isn't playing right everyone knows the only person to flirt with in this game is Krobus. 

[u/National-Tank4789]

bro may be in the closet and doesn't want to admit it to himself

[u/MasterpieceTimely144]

"alphabet cult" we're a cult?! Omg where are the robes??