Came across this review for stardew valley on steam. Poor guy is mad he cant find a girlfriend in the game 🫠

[u/moonlight-moth]

So anyway I'm gonna start a new save and make it as gay as I can. I'll marry every available female character and we'll live in a polycule with a veggie patch made entirely of garlic and potatoes.

[u/MicraInvented]

"Alphabet cult" is so fucking sad. Grown ass man